Reposted by Jay Tennier
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Reposted by Jay Tennier
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Reposted by Jay Tennier
when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale
Ironically that is the exact percentage of Canadians who would *like* to be killed by a 7-11 egg salad sandwich
Fret not my Canadian friends, with our new food safety standards combined with American work ethic i expect these sandwiches will kill between 1-3% of the U.S. population
Of fucking course.
"When reached by CBC News about whether the sandwich would be sold in Canadian stores, a spokesperson for 7-Eleven could only confirm the sandwich's launch nationwide in the U.S."
www.cbc.ca/news/world/7...
"When reached by CBC News about whether the sandwich would be sold in Canadian stores, a spokesperson for 7-Eleven could only confirm the sandwich's launch nationwide in the U.S."
www.cbc.ca/news/world/7...
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ironically that is the exact percentage of Canadians who would *like* to be killed by a 7-11 egg salad sandwich
Reposted by Jay Tennier
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
Reposted by Jay Tennier
For me it’s this classic
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
For me it’s this classic
Reposted by Jay Tennier
THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
When OpenAI said they wanted to send me a token of their appreciation I thought it was going to be a t-shirt 😄
This is way cooler (and heavier)
This is way cooler (and heavier)
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When OpenAI said they wanted to send me a token of their appreciation I thought it was going to be a t-shirt 😄
This is way cooler (and heavier)
This is way cooler (and heavier)
You wouldn’t think it’d be necessary but apparently Apple Maps needs an “only show me nearby restaurants that are in my own country” option
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You wouldn’t think it’d be necessary but apparently Apple Maps needs an “only show me nearby restaurants that are in my own country” option
We’re going to look back on this the same way we do with the Fallon and Paris Hilton Bored Ape NFT “”interview””
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We’re going to look back on this the same way we do with the Fallon and Paris Hilton Bored Ape NFT “”interview””
My one hope is that I’ve lived my life well enough to be surrounded by friends who’d tell me that I’ve written something this bad
Dear god
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My one hope is that I’ve lived my life well enough to be surrounded by friends who’d tell me that I’ve written something this bad
Reposted by Jay Tennier
Reposted by Jay Tennier
LIBERALS: If only we'd elected Hillary Clinton none of this would have happened
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
LIBERALS: If only we'd elected Hillary Clinton none of this would have happened
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
Reposted by Jay Tennier
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
No way into the house unless you go through the garage 👍
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
No way into the house unless you go through the garage 👍
Reposted by Jay Tennier
Ruby’s biggest flaw is that it insists humans matter. Some people hate that.
robbyonrails.com/articles/202...
robbyonrails.com/articles/202...
Why So Serious? | Robby on Rails
The question Sheon Han poses — “Is Ruby a serious programming language?” — says a lot about what someone thinks programming is supposed to feel like. For som...
robbyonrails.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Ruby’s biggest flaw is that it insists humans matter. Some people hate that.
robbyonrails.com/articles/202...
robbyonrails.com/articles/202...
BROOKS WAS HERE
a decoração de natal do shopping q parece uma cena de suicídio coletivo na floresta encantada
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
BROOKS WAS HERE
I named my fists Kriss and Kross because I’m going to hit you so hard your clothes will be on backwards
I named my fists Hall and Oates because your face is on my list
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I named my fists Kriss and Kross because I’m going to hit you so hard your clothes will be on backwards
Reposted by Jay Tennier
Had a lovely time talking to @harrymccracken.com at @fastcompany.com, and they even took photos of me doing the Gendo Ikari pose
www.fastcompany.com/91448284/ed-...
www.fastcompany.com/91448284/ed-...
Meet Ed Zitron, AI's original prophet of doom
Ed Zitron has built a small media empire on the argument that AI is not only a bubble but a fraud, and it’s headed for a spectacular crash.
www.fastcompany.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Had a lovely time talking to @harrymccracken.com at @fastcompany.com, and they even took photos of me doing the Gendo Ikari pose
www.fastcompany.com/91448284/ed-...
www.fastcompany.com/91448284/ed-...
…out of a cannon, into the sun
Pete Hegseth is a war criminal and should be fired immediately.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
…out of a cannon, into the sun
Reposted by Jay Tennier
he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
Finally saw ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and what can I even say? Like, there are five star movies and then there are Five Star Films. Everyone is executing at the top of their craft. Just incredible.
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Finally saw ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and what can I even say? Like, there are five star movies and then there are Five Star Films. Everyone is executing at the top of their craft. Just incredible.
Reposted by Jay Tennier
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Reposted by Jay Tennier
It's happened. I've written the most important piece of my life.
defector.com/willem-dafoe...
defector.com/willem-dafoe...
An Illuminating Conversation With The Man Who Was Willem Dafoe’s Stunt Penis | Defector
For years, a rumor has floated around about the length of Willem Dafoe’s penis. Willem Dafoe’s penis is said to be extra-large. It is allegedly so big, in fact, that after filming nude scenes in the 2...
defector.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It's happened. I've written the most important piece of my life.
defector.com/willem-dafoe...
defector.com/willem-dafoe...