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Jay Tee Lan
@jayteelan.bsky.social
I guess.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I love having a maitake spot right by my doctor's office
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
incidentally, davvero stai scrivendo in italiano? all of your comments in this thread appear to me written in English, but with a "Translate" link that takes me Google Translate turning English into English.
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I see you in your @bearpadart.bsky.social tee, @chrisgrace.com 🧐
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Wound up at the record riot downtown today and literally ran across the plaza when I spotted a vendor with an 80s Russian synthpop album I'd been streaming lately sticking out of a bin.
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Back in college, one of my favorite weekend activities was "learning under the influence": having a drink and/or toke and letting loose with Wikipedia in a tabbed browser (they were both new at the time).

Tonight, insomnia has me going back to my roots with journal articles and a vape pen.
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Customers ignoring my instructions and demanding we send someone onsite like
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
There's a Chinese snack shop *right* next door to my hotel AND THEY HAVE OG RED BULL
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Getting a hotel in Chinatown was a good move.
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Merry Christmaween from Kohl's
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I dream of being able to order a 20-piece tod mun pla to go in a little paperboard box a la Chicken McNuggets.
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
For some reason, I feel compelled to share my favorite fork with you. I picked it out of a bucket at an antique shop.

Aside from the "Delta Air Lines" stamp, it is utterly unremarkable. No weight to it, no ornamentation, no nothing. It's cheap and utilitarian, yet (therefore?) I love it.
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Got my Caucasian so well-trained that when I was hemming and hawing at the price of fresh durian, he *encouraged* me to get it because "how often do you see it fresh?"

He even said I can eat it in the apartment!
October 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Poking around Google Maps to see where I can get a snack at this hour and...
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Not sure if onion ring or toroidal hush puppy.
Also: Styrofoam bowl for dine-in.
October 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Unsolicited Rick from Trick pic
October 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Unsolicited Twik pic
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
✅ Rip the vinyl
✅ Un-resequence tracks to their original order
✅ Curse Billy Corgan for leaving four tracks off of the so-called "definitive" remix/remaster box set
October 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Gender-affirming toiletries
October 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
At last, I can finally let my inner teenager have some goddamn closure.
(shouldn't it be "Editio Aranea Alba"?)
October 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
languagejones got me dying with "tempy fyudzh"
October 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I've got options!
September 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Today in Caucasian Nonsense:
September 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM