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Jay Tee Lan
@jayteelan.bsky.social
· Dec 28
welp, i guess i've settled in here, so here's how i can be pigeonholed:
- plant nerd
- mycophile
- grew up on IRC and Usenet
- really big faggot
- he/him/they/them
- polyglot (primarily 國語/Mandarin, English, Español)
- recovering pastry chef
- offal enthusiast
- music and audio geek
- weird-brained
- plant nerd
- mycophile
- grew up on IRC and Usenet
- really big faggot
- he/him/they/them
- polyglot (primarily 國語/Mandarin, English, Español)
- recovering pastry chef
- offal enthusiast
- music and audio geek
- weird-brained
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Every time Nick Offerman giggles, I get a little tingle in my taint.
Nick Offerman’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Every time Nick Offerman giggles, I get a little tingle in my taint.
Good lord, her vocal control
ROSALÍA - Mundo Nuevo (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ROSALÍA
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Good lord, her vocal control
I love having a maitake spot right by my doctor's office
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I love having a maitake spot right by my doctor's office
How my cravings work:
*watches someone eat a hot dog*
Man, i could really go for a Montreal smoked meat sandwich right now
*eats a tripe snack instead*
*watches someone eat a hot dog*
Man, i could really go for a Montreal smoked meat sandwich right now
*eats a tripe snack instead*
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
How my cravings work:
*watches someone eat a hot dog*
Man, i could really go for a Montreal smoked meat sandwich right now
*eats a tripe snack instead*
*watches someone eat a hot dog*
Man, i could really go for a Montreal smoked meat sandwich right now
*eats a tripe snack instead*
the worst part of becoming a white-collar worker (aside from the death of my pride in being a grunt) is sitting through enthusiastic buzzword-laden presentations on sales strategies.
I get that normies find this shit engaging, and sales are how we find the customers that become my work, but uggggh.
I get that normies find this shit engaging, and sales are how we find the customers that become my work, but uggggh.
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
the worst part of becoming a white-collar worker (aside from the death of my pride in being a grunt) is sitting through enthusiastic buzzword-laden presentations on sales strategies.
I get that normies find this shit engaging, and sales are how we find the customers that become my work, but uggggh.
I get that normies find this shit engaging, and sales are how we find the customers that become my work, but uggggh.
A(n anti-)social media site, but likes, comments, reposts, etc are all hidden from OP. Just posting into The Void, ostensibly for others, not that you'd ever know.
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A(n anti-)social media site, but likes, comments, reposts, etc are all hidden from OP. Just posting into The Void, ostensibly for others, not that you'd ever know.
Que me encanta que a Rosi sigue codeswitching aún le entrevista por la media inglesaparlante. Her English is great, but some ideas se expresan con más de fluidez y nuance en su lengua madre.
Rosalía Recording ‘LUX’ in 13 Languages: “Every Word On this Album I Fought For” | Billboard Cover
YouTube video by Billboard
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Que me encanta que a Rosi sigue codeswitching aún le entrevista por la media inglesaparlante. Her English is great, but some ideas se expresan con más de fluidez y nuance en su lengua madre.
I would like to thank Dick Cheney for providing such a wonderful prelude to tonight
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I would like to thank Dick Cheney for providing such a wonderful prelude to tonight
YES YES YES DO IT DO IT DO IT
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
YES YES YES DO IT DO IT DO IT
I see you in your @bearpadart.bsky.social tee, @chrisgrace.com 🧐
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I see you in your @bearpadart.bsky.social tee, @chrisgrace.com 🧐
"We're part of the Erewhon Bicoastal Barista Exchange Program"
I’d like to order the idea of a coffee ☕️
YouTube video by Atsuko Okatsuka
youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"We're part of the Erewhon Bicoastal Barista Exchange Program"
Starting a food allergy awareness campaign called No-Nut November
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Starting a food allergy awareness campaign called No-Nut November
Wound up at the record riot downtown today and literally ran across the plaza when I spotted a vendor with an 80s Russian synthpop album I'd been streaming lately sticking out of a bin.
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Wound up at the record riot downtown today and literally ran across the plaza when I spotted a vendor with an 80s Russian synthpop album I'd been streaming lately sticking out of a bin.
Man, i just wanna get all parasocial with Veronica
I stream nothing, and I am happy.
YouTube video by Veronica Explains
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Man, i just wanna get all parasocial with Veronica
1) putting in the work
2) hecka better accent than every yt politician who's ever tried courting Latin voters by speaking the language
3) being real about getting help from a coach and not just creating edited perfection
2) hecka better accent than every yt politician who's ever tried courting Latin voters by speaking the language
3) being real about getting help from a coach and not just creating edited perfection
Juntos vamos a construir la ciudad que merecemos!
Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉
Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
1) putting in the work
2) hecka better accent than every yt politician who's ever tried courting Latin voters by speaking the language
3) being real about getting help from a coach and not just creating edited perfection
2) hecka better accent than every yt politician who's ever tried courting Latin voters by speaking the language
3) being real about getting help from a coach and not just creating edited perfection
Back in college, one of my favorite weekend activities was "learning under the influence": having a drink and/or toke and letting loose with Wikipedia in a tabbed browser (they were both new at the time).
Tonight, insomnia has me going back to my roots with journal articles and a vape pen.
Tonight, insomnia has me going back to my roots with journal articles and a vape pen.
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Back in college, one of my favorite weekend activities was "learning under the influence": having a drink and/or toke and letting loose with Wikipedia in a tabbed browser (they were both new at the time).
Tonight, insomnia has me going back to my roots with journal articles and a vape pen.
Tonight, insomnia has me going back to my roots with journal articles and a vape pen.
New laptops finally getting shipped AND THEY'RE STILL LINUX 😍😍😍
There's a possibility my department at work may be moving from Ubuntu to Windows with WSL and that makes me a sad panda.
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
New laptops finally getting shipped AND THEY'RE STILL LINUX 😍😍😍
There's a beardy dude at the gate with a @frame.work 15 laptop and I want to gush at him, but we're both wearing headphones, so nevaaaaaar
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There's a beardy dude at the gate with a @frame.work 15 laptop and I want to gush at him, but we're both wearing headphones, so nevaaaaaar
N E E D L E S S L Y
C O M P L I C A T E D
S H I T
🖤 🖤 🖤
C O M P L I C A T E D
S H I T
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Thanks NPR Music
clipping.: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
N E E D L E S S L Y
C O M P L I C A T E D
S H I T
🖤 🖤 🖤
C O M P L I C A T E D
S H I T
🖤 🖤 🖤
How the hell you get in the TSA Pre line at security and think you can get through with a full-ass water bottle?
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
How the hell you get in the TSA Pre line at security and think you can get through with a full-ass water bottle?
A heterosexual-themed night at the gay bar
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A heterosexual-themed night at the gay bar
Customers ignoring my instructions and demanding we send someone onsite like
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Customers ignoring my instructions and demanding we send someone onsite like
There's a Chinese snack shop *right* next door to my hotel AND THEY HAVE OG RED BULL
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
There's a Chinese snack shop *right* next door to my hotel AND THEY HAVE OG RED BULL
Getting a hotel in Chinatown was a good move.
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Getting a hotel in Chinatown was a good move.