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@jayslacks.bsky.social
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@jayslacks.bsky.social
· Jul 23
People Don't Use Headphones in Public Anymore and I Hate It
It's the 1980s all over again but way way way worse.
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I wrote something: People Don't Use Headphones in Public Anymore and I Hate it
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Megyn Kelly has completed her transformation into a ghoul.
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Megyn Kelly has completed her transformation into a ghoul.
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Look, if the Trump cult breaks (I doubt it), we still have a GOP committed to mass deportations, crony capitalism, and election denialism. It’s still a party where the other big fight is whether or not to mainstream a literal neo-Nazi.
So forgive me if I’m not too hopeful about the party’s future
So forgive me if I’m not too hopeful about the party’s future
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Look, if the Trump cult breaks (I doubt it), we still have a GOP committed to mass deportations, crony capitalism, and election denialism. It’s still a party where the other big fight is whether or not to mainstream a literal neo-Nazi.
So forgive me if I’m not too hopeful about the party’s future
So forgive me if I’m not too hopeful about the party’s future
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Get our city's name out of your fucking mouth.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Get our city's name out of your fucking mouth.
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I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
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This was always where this was headed.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This was always where this was headed.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WIIIILLLLLDDDDDD THAT THIS SHIT CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH! WILD!
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
IT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WIIIILLLLLDDDDDD THAT THIS SHIT CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH! WILD!
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
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GOP (Next Week): "Having sex with children doesn't necessarily make you a pedophile."
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
GOP (Next Week): "Having sex with children doesn't necessarily make you a pedophile."
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None of the men have any ass either, show was made before we crossed the 1998 J-Lo Rubicon from assless nation to be-assed republic
The craziest thing about Miami Vice in hindsight is none of the women have any ass. Maybe its the cocaine 80s but they are all skinny with no ass.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
None of the men have any ass either, show was made before we crossed the 1998 J-Lo Rubicon from assless nation to be-assed republic
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Tech related market excitement should be focused on heat pumps and solar panels but everyone is investing instead in technology that teaches kids how to burn their houses down and engage in a little kinky role play
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Tech related market excitement should be focused on heat pumps and solar panels but everyone is investing instead in technology that teaches kids how to burn their houses down and engage in a little kinky role play
Way ahead of you. Their coffee fucking sucks.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Way ahead of you. Their coffee fucking sucks.
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The America First solution to the housing crunch isn’t a 50-year mortgage. It’s 100+ million deportations.
I wrote about the nativist dream of an idyllic, white, Christian America for @liberalcurrents.com
www.liberalcurrents.com/dont-build-h...
I wrote about the nativist dream of an idyllic, white, Christian America for @liberalcurrents.com
www.liberalcurrents.com/dont-build-h...
Don’t Build Housing, Just Deport People: The Nativist Right Recoils at Trump’s 50-Year Mortgage Proposal
The backlash against Trump's proposal reveals the characteristics of his base's reactionary housing politics.
www.liberalcurrents.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The America First solution to the housing crunch isn’t a 50-year mortgage. It’s 100+ million deportations.
I wrote about the nativist dream of an idyllic, white, Christian America for @liberalcurrents.com
www.liberalcurrents.com/dont-build-h...
I wrote about the nativist dream of an idyllic, white, Christian America for @liberalcurrents.com
www.liberalcurrents.com/dont-build-h...
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I am now firmly in the 'Of Course He Was Killed' camp.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I am now firmly in the 'Of Course He Was Killed' camp.
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Thrilled that my former student Will Schultz has his first book out with @uncpress.bsky.social. Check it out!
Jesus Springs
In the years after World War II, American evangelicals flocked to the once-sleepy mountain town of Colorado Springs. Drawn by cheap property, beautiful scene...
uncpress.org
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Thrilled that my former student Will Schultz has his first book out with @uncpress.bsky.social. Check it out!
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In case you'd been wondering why Trump rolls over for Putin at every turn:
Jeffrey Epstein claimed he gave Russians insight into Trump
Newly released emails show the late convicted sex offender’s extensive network of foreign contacts, whom he corresponded with about Trump’s policy decisions.
www.politico.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
In case you'd been wondering why Trump rolls over for Putin at every turn:
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Oh fun.
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Oh fun.
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The president being a child trafficking pedophile will go down in history as the biggest scandal of all time.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The president being a child trafficking pedophile will go down in history as the biggest scandal of all time.
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Me, placing a 1000-1 bet that one day Grijalva will have his job.
REPORTER: Why'd it take so long to get sworn in?
GRIJALVA: *gestures at Johnson* That would not be my question!
MIKE JOHNSON: Look, I really like this lady
GRIJALVA: *gestures at Johnson* That would not be my question!
MIKE JOHNSON: Look, I really like this lady
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Me, placing a 1000-1 bet that one day Grijalva will have his job.
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This Trump/Epstein stuff is so typical of a modern political "scandal," in that ... we know he did it. He knows he did it. Everyone knows he did it & everyone knows that everyone knows he did it. There is zero "did he do it?" involved here. The whole thing is about ... what, exactly?
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This Trump/Epstein stuff is so typical of a modern political "scandal," in that ... we know he did it. He knows he did it. Everyone knows he did it & everyone knows that everyone knows he did it. There is zero "did he do it?" involved here. The whole thing is about ... what, exactly?
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Queen
"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Queen
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ICE agents wear masks for the same reason that Klan members wear hoods. They know what they are doing is immoral. Pretty straight forward.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Why They Mask
Veteran ICE officers know face coverings are a bad look. But they’re not coming off anytime soon.
www.theatlantic.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
ICE agents wear masks for the same reason that Klan members wear hoods. They know what they are doing is immoral. Pretty straight forward.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
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OK, somebody leak me the jobs reports Trump’s trying to bury.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
OK, somebody leak me the jobs reports Trump’s trying to bury.