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just remember, if your football team loses today, it's 100% bc you didn't wear the right shirt you dumb fuck how could you
October 15, 2023 at 7:59 PM
just remember, if your football team loses today, it's 100% bc you didn't wear the right shirt you dumb fuck how could you
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All of our hotel rooms have Bibles. We underlined the dirty parts for your convenience.
October 14, 2023 at 3:50 PM
All of our hotel rooms have Bibles. We underlined the dirty parts for your convenience.
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Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.
‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That
The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped ...
www.theonion.com
October 13, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.
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Once every six months I have to write a check and am reminded I got a little pizza guy on my checks to make me laugh
October 13, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Once every six months I have to write a check and am reminded I got a little pizza guy on my checks to make me laugh
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knock this website all you want but I just realized I haven’t heard what Glenn Greenwald thinks about anything for months
October 8, 2023 at 9:16 AM
knock this website all you want but I just realized I haven’t heard what Glenn Greenwald thinks about anything for months
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Honestly if anyone deserves to be in the White House it’s Commander. He’s making power moves and not taking any shit, he gets the vibe
October 5, 2023 at 2:08 PM
Honestly if anyone deserves to be in the White House it’s Commander. He’s making power moves and not taking any shit, he gets the vibe
Marriage is like a marathon.
I’m not gonna run a fucking marathon.
I’m not gonna run a fucking marathon.
October 5, 2023 at 4:05 AM
Marriage is like a marathon.
I’m not gonna run a fucking marathon.
I’m not gonna run a fucking marathon.
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if it makes you feel any better most of your student loan money went to a football coach
October 5, 2023 at 1:16 AM
if it makes you feel any better most of your student loan money went to a football coach
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you can call literally anything “liminal” and everyone has to nod sagely and agree, it’s the law
October 3, 2023 at 12:06 AM
you can call literally anything “liminal” and everyone has to nod sagely and agree, it’s the law
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
Don’t you just love it when the worst people eat their own?
October 3, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Don’t you just love it when the worst people eat their own?
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Sure, Kevin McCarthy may have humiliated himself for Trump. Yes, it took him 15 tries to become Speaker. And, of course, he had to beg the dumbest, most racist people in Congress to vote for him. But on the bright side, he ended up with absolutely nothing.
October 3, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Sure, Kevin McCarthy may have humiliated himself for Trump. Yes, it took him 15 tries to become Speaker. And, of course, he had to beg the dumbest, most racist people in Congress to vote for him. But on the bright side, he ended up with absolutely nothing.
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I mean I assume the next person to be Speaker will be much worse, since that’s how it works now
October 3, 2023 at 8:57 PM
I mean I assume the next person to be Speaker will be much worse, since that’s how it works now
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her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting?
me:
me:
October 3, 2023 at 8:37 PM
her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting?
me:
me:
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The difference between the migrant cosplaying cowboy and the migrants rounded up to form a human zoo for his pleasure is that the rounded-up migrants would like to pay taxes. They may also like to hang out with their kids.
October 1, 2023 at 11:40 PM
The difference between the migrant cosplaying cowboy and the migrants rounded up to form a human zoo for his pleasure is that the rounded-up migrants would like to pay taxes. They may also like to hang out with their kids.
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I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"
October 1, 2023 at 4:26 AM
I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"
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Does he have a bible verse tattooed under his foot?
This is the greatest tattoo I’ve ever seen. Stop getting tattoos people it’s over
September 30, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Does he have a bible verse tattooed under his foot?
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they bury feinstien’s interns with her like they did for the pharaohs
September 29, 2023 at 1:05 PM
they bury feinstien’s interns with her like they did for the pharaohs
Y’all…I found a Jedi. How was your day?
September 29, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Y’all…I found a Jedi. How was your day?
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[me leaving a bank wearing a trenchcoat and a solid gold bar falls out] sorry I’m Hispanic
September 25, 2023 at 10:56 PM
[me leaving a bank wearing a trenchcoat and a solid gold bar falls out] sorry I’m Hispanic
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deleting all my posts on FarmersOnly but keeping my account open so i can still fuck farmers
September 25, 2023 at 11:10 PM
deleting all my posts on FarmersOnly but keeping my account open so i can still fuck farmers