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jaynefrances63.bsky.social
Jayne with a Y
@jaynefrances63.bsky.social
Trying to improve on some dismal content. Nickname courtesy of The Godfather Paul Ford. Servant to three cats, an airline pilot and a teenager. I knit. Knitting is cool.
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Who’s to know if the people causing chaos are responsible for this chaos?
January 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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This is MAGNIFICENT
There was a man in the GP surgery just now wearing tweed PLUS FOURS WITH LONG SOCKS and just when I didn't think I could be any more delighted, he leant over the desk and said "I'm afraid you've given me a death certificate by mistake," to the receptionist.

Life doesn't get any better than this.
January 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Can we swear here? Fucking helicopter. That could have been Noel in the left hand seat. He's flown with one of the flight attendants. Said he was really good. Just called his parents in Oz to let them know he's okay - home this week, not flying. He knew instantly they were on final to 33.
January 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Wait! That was Uzzie . . .
I will admit that Stoin & Zampa may have taken this just a little too far once at anthem time. 😁
Does Team India really think their new rules are going to magically produce the mateship that Oz & NZ have, as a part of their culture? Those players put their arms around each other during the anthem. (Acknowledging that it may be considered disrespectful for Indian players to do this.)
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I will admit that Stoin & Zampa may have taken this just a little too far once at anthem time. 😁
Does Team India really think their new rules are going to magically produce the mateship that Oz & NZ have, as a part of their culture? Those players put their arms around each other during the anthem. (Acknowledging that it may be considered disrespectful for Indian players to do this.)
January 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Does Team India really think their new rules are going to magically produce the mateship that Oz & NZ have, as a part of their culture? Those players put their arms around each other during the anthem. (Acknowledging that it may be considered disrespectful for Indian players to do this.)
January 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
He thinks he fits. #MaxwellContent
January 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Light show this morning courtesy of the lid of my Yeti.
January 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Perhaps
January 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
NZ have brought major Mitch action to this match. #NZvSL @cricketbatcat.bsky.social @liebcricket.com
January 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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January 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Her full, eloquent explanation here: anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
anntelnaes.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My Theory: Because they remember once being worshipped as gods. Not that they still don't run our lives when we choose to live with them. Or rather they deign to live with us. 😸
Why do my cats pose for photographs like they’re 18th-century aristocracy?
January 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Imb nodt disabbointed, Imb MADD. Momb toogk owt Catmas tree AND broke down alle bockses for de recycbling, goddamm it Momb, binch moove
#cat #cats #catsky #orangecats #catsofbluesky
January 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
😁😁😁
January 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Apparently, he's comfy. #MaxwellContent
December 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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I love it when people complain to me directly about having too many cats in their timeline, as if I'm the bluesky cat czar and I have a giant cat content mixing board where I can adjust their personal cat levels.
December 11, 2024 at 4:14 PM
To quote @lapsedacademic.bsky.social : full kit wankers
December 17, 2024 at 7:41 AM
@linuxlea.bsky.social Oh hell, it's an actual thing on the boundary at Seddon Park, not just a nickname!
December 15, 2024 at 7:21 PM
This is real parent life and I love it.
I just floated in our glorified para rubber pool for about twenty minutes in a sort of isolation-tank-style corpse pose

I could hear evensong from birds, gentle insect buzzes, a faraway lawnmower... and Son One regularly shouting "holy shit you guys!" as he played on the Xbox with his friends
December 15, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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Stage 8:
Hang the decorations on the tree...

I'm so proud of my zero cost handmade Christmas tree... Thank you so much @mooseallain.bsky.social for the idea...
December 15, 2024 at 4:38 PM
The Sexy Camel?! #NZvENG
December 15, 2024 at 5:47 PM
No, Bad Kitty! #PrincessContent
December 8, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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Happy little needle felted tofu Christmas ornament I made a few years ago.
December 4, 2024 at 11:37 PM