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Lemonade pockets. Champagne lips.
Facebook has been back on its bullshit again during Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

So, unless you already know about the mastectomy support group, you’ll never know about it, because they don’t Recommend it anymore, because it shows…mastectomies? 🤔

WELL DONE FACEBOOK

Explains the 🦗 this month 🤦‍♀️
October 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We’ve found this - parking behind the building and supposedly secure parking?
July 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Finally it’s festival season🎪🎏 ❤️

And, it’s the law…#IYKYK
May 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
😍
February 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Would probably help if I mentioned his name and what time etc
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Hate January. Hate it.

Would love to be rich enough to leave the country for the entirety of Jan and Feb.
January 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Muslim girlies - Mendhi applied 2-3hrs ago and it’s already flaking/knocked off.

Have I ruined it? 😟

Also, how do I sleep in it, because these are things I didn’t even consider 🤦‍♀️
January 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Lads. My 2010 kindle keyboard has finally broken 😞

However, I ‘need’ page turn buttons which means buying a refurbished/second hand Oasis or Voyager (unless you can convince me to save my money and get the cheapest paper white and the page turn clicker things)

Oasis or Voyager?

Help!
January 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
And yep, defo happy in the van 🤣🤣
December 25, 2024 at 11:48 PM
When your hosting Christmas and end up having to sleep in the van on the drive #duvetknowitschristmas
December 25, 2024 at 11:40 PM
It may be only a week from Christmas, but here in the jaymew household we are getting in the festival mood for next year #elvana
December 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Got an advent calendar for the first time in forever this year, and have fallen way behind.

I am not the woman I used to be…
December 17, 2024 at 6:18 PM
This is going to be the longest ever working week, and I’m only in for 3 days
December 16, 2024 at 11:54 AM
How’s everyone else’s Sunday night going?

🤦‍♀️
December 16, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Lads, got gifted a galaxy projector today, and the downstairs loo is PERFECT for it.

Best gift ever!

(I am 45yrs old)
December 5, 2024 at 9:38 PM
December 5, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Extremely relieved to say the ungrateful man didn’t curse my day, and that we came home with a new tree 💪

BIG PRE-LIT TREE! 😍
December 1, 2024 at 10:17 PM
lol
November 30, 2024 at 10:50 AM
The sky tonight is looking mildly threatening.

Looks very orange/red in real life.
November 30, 2024 at 1:14 AM
😭 but hey, we are getting ‘severe high temps’ tonight whatever the fuck that means

Did I mention we have no radiators downstairs? *staying in bed all day tomorrow*
November 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Not saying I don’t believe him, but my OH reckons he only ordered a toilet seat and has Absolutely No Idea At All why they’ve sent what very much appears to be a 24inch screen?

*chinny reckon*
November 27, 2024 at 2:18 PM
As it’s almost that time of year, bringing one over from the archives
November 25, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Three gigs in 24 hours - ✔️

#levellersmark #markchadwick
November 25, 2024 at 12:15 AM
It begins… #festive and I’m surprisingly not feeling like a Grinch this year
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Have admitted defeat.

Big blanket is ON.

Really need to get the bastard radiators ordered.
November 21, 2024 at 10:03 PM