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Jayme REALLY
@jaymemckenna.bsky.social
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Driver of The Struggle Bus ❤️

BotMom to @CalendarGirlBot.bsky.social and Keeper of The #HashtagGames Calendar at bit.ly/HashtagGames

Life's Audience / Reply Girl / Allergic to Politics

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Jayme REALLY @jaymemckenna.bsky.social · Feb 15
My guy has bonded with that neighbor no one gets along with!

From now on Cooper shall be known as "The Grouch Whisperer" ❤️
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Happiest of Birthdays to you, Gee!

Wherever you are, I hope you know I am thinking of you today ❤️
October 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Happiest of Birthdays to you, Matthew!

I hope your day has been amazing (like you) ❤️

@titus88titus.bsky.social
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Happiest of Birthdays, Chuck! I hope you're having a Humptastic day 🎂

@humpdayhashtags.bsky.social
August 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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🎂 Happy Birthday, @PFrazee!

Unless it isn't.

In that case, just have a Happy Friday ❤️
August 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Farewell, Huntsville!!

(Destination: Home ❤️)
My Silly Photo: A Saturn V rocket peeping over the treetops at the US Space & Rocket Center, Huntsville, Alabama USA (And, yes, I know it is “Saturn V” and not “Saturn 5”)
May 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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🎶 Oh, Susannah
Don’t you cry for meeee
‘Cause I’m goin’ to Alabama
With a Band-Aid on my knee 🎶

~My Life, The Musical
May 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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So excited!

So excited!

So excited!

(I hope Elon paid the upcharge for extra Kilonewtons. It is windy AF here tonight !)

❤️ SpaceX 🚀
April 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Feelin’ floaty! Who’s coming with?
April 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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It's official! I am a Launch Junkie ❤️
My Photo: It looks like a lovely Florida sunset, but nope! This is is a SpaceX Falcon 9 Block 5 rocket launched from SLC40 (aka “Slick 40”) at Cape Canaveral Space Force Base, Florida USA on 24th April 2025. Bonus points to SpaceX for spot-on punctuality - it went up at exactly 9:52pm. The launch pad looks very tiny in the background but, trust me, it's huge! The little square bit is the Vertical Integration Building (VAB) and it's over 280 feet / 86 meters tall. Not visible: The still-in-progress Florida version of Mechazilla - which is not yet ready to catch things with its "chopsticks"! Bonus points to SpaceX for spot-on punctuality - it went up at exactly 9:52pm. The lauch pad looks very tiny in the background but, trust me, it's huge! The little square bit is the Vertical Integration Building (VAB) and it's over 280 feet / 86 meters tall. Not visible: The still-in-progress Florida version of Mechazilla - which is not quite ready to catch things with its "chopsticks"! My Photo: I was so mesmerized by seeing my very first rocket launch that I forgot to take photos as it lifted off. (I'm not really one of those "life through a lens" kinda people) It truly was beyond beautiful and absolutely awe-inspiring! This Falcon 9 Block 5 Rocket carried a payload of 28 satellites for Starlink's Internet communications mega-constellation. I am now a total Launch Junkie and can hardly wait to see another one ❤️
April 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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So excited!

So excited!

So excited!

Going to see my first SpaceX launch 🚀
April 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Hey! There is a town named in honor of Our Friend, Matthew !

@titus88titus.bsky.social ❤️
My Silly Photo: Sign at the Titusville, Florida (USA) visitor center I’m choosing to believe Matthew is so awesome they’ve named a city after him and please do not try to convince me otherwise ❤️
April 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Have you ever noticed that there’s only a one-letter difference between the words “Brother” and “Bother”?

Just sayin’… 😉

#SibTrip2025
My Silly Unrelated Photo of a random Florida alligator
April 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Yes…?
No….?
Or Maybe?

#SibTrip2025
My Silly Photo. “Warning Sign” at Canaveral National Seashore, Merritt Island, Florida USA One just never knows what they’ll find while sightseeing
April 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I just picked up My Bro at the airport!

#SibTrip2025 is ON ❤️
April 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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A Real Surprise
#WhatsInMyEasterBasket
April 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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LOVE THIS!!

I just noticed @CalendarGirlBot.bsky.social has been bestowed a (presumed) cause of death!

If you don't yet do so, please consider subscribing to the @oracle.posters.rip / The Cave of Trophonius labeler.

It is one of the funnest / funniest / cleverest things on Bsky ❤️
Image: Screencap of @CalenderGirlBot.bsky.social's bio showing a presumed cause of death label of "Embarrassment (Farted and a lil poo came out)" While not the most elegant nor polite demise, seeing such silly COD labels from @oracle.posters.rip / Cave a Trophonius on my friends' Bsky accounts always makes me smile! This labeler truly is one of the the very best things on Bluesky!!! (Obrigada por compartilhar sua criatividade conosco! Voce faz meu coracao sorrir ❤️)
April 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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welcome to our emergency tool identification seminar

*holds up a hammer*

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
April 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Sour Watermelon Peeps exist and I am here to kink shame whoever enjoys them.
April 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Doxxin' the jannies really rustles my Jimmies

(Sayonara, #4Chan)
April 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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National Day of Protest against people who post links to paywalled articles
April 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Hey, kids, new toon by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social up at funny, funny @americanbystander.bsky.social
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April 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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All I can promise is that I won't move your cheese (maybe)

~Me attempting to write wedding vows
March 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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It’s Friday I’m in love with a freshly organized junk drawer
March 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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My existential terror and I are so pumped about this weekend when we can just stare into the abyss without setting an alarm
March 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM