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This is Bodhi. He's just gonna give you his car keys right now. 12/10 (IG: bodhi__boyy)
a floofy golden retriever puppy stands at a wooden table, his little paws resting on top of it. in front of him is a large wine glass full of a red drink with ice cubes and a red striped straw. his tongue is out mid-lick. he's been looking forward to this all day.
March 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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We only rate dogs. This is a very cuddly croissant. We understand the confusion between puppies and pastries, but please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10
a spectacular crescent of golden-brown wrinkles is laying atop a soft, lime green blanket. each of the precious rolls from one end to the other no doubt came from an elaborate and precise lamination process and not just a casual plop. some might see what they believe is a shar pei puppy, but that can’t be it.
March 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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This is Valentino. He is a senior pup who was spotted by a photographer while on a walk in the streets of Italy, and we can see exactly why a photoshoot was necessary. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
a scruffy white pup with light brown patches on his ears, back, and tail walks toward the camera with a soft smile on his face. one of his front paws is lifted slightly and his tail is upright in a slightly blurry wag.
March 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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elimccann.bsky.social
Zelensky is a heroic man handling a horrific and unjust attack on the people he loves with such integrity and courage that the morally vacuous grifters our country has bafflingly elected don't have the capacity to understand him. It is incumbent on all of us to support Ukraine.
February 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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swilua.bsky.social
they really killed him during a bird flu epidemic

unhinged behavior ☠️
duolingo o •.. It is with heavy hearts that we inform you that Duo, formally known as The Duolingo Owl, is dead. Authorities are currently investigating his cause of death and we are cooperating fully. Tbh, he probably died waiting for you to do your lesson, but what do we know. We're aware he had many enemies, but we kindly ask that you refrain from sharing why you hate him in the comments. If you feel inclined to share, please also include your credit card number so we can automatically sign you up for Duolingo Max in his memory. We appreciate you respecting Dua Lipa's privacy at this time. 275K 8,247 7 42.3K
February 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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terriblemapshq.bsky.social
Surprisingly, most of the sky is actually beneath your feet
February 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Bolt. He's just wondering when dinner is. No rush though. 12/10
a golden retriever sits on a white tile floor and stares directly at you. his upper lips are curled up and in on his top teeth, giving him a particularly impatient look.
February 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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This is Duncan. He just had his first blueberry, and now demands another. 12/10
January 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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This is Saige. She is curled up into a perfect little ball. As you do when you are a perfect little girl. 12/10 (IG: minidoxiesaige)
a teeny tiny blond dachshund puppy is curled up on a fuzzy blue blanket. her eyes are closed as she is creating a perfect circle with her tiny body
January 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Donut. He picked these flowers for you. Not really. He picked them for himself. But it's the thought that counts. 12/10
a golden retriever is laying in a taupe papasan with an array of yellow flowers held in his teeth. his lips curl up to accommodate the stems, then flop down again. all that’s visible of his smile is a jagged half dozen lower teeth. his teal name tag is visible amid his chest fluff.
January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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lilblackheart.bsky.social
the feminine urge to travel to beautiful cities, visit old museums and second hand bookstores, read books in cafes, drink coffee and eat my weight in pastries.
January 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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weeder.bsky.social
My biggest concern about going vegetarian is how can you have any pudding?
January 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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petersagal.bsky.social
“Wait, Wait.. Don’t Tell Me” premiered on about a dozen public radio stations 27 years ago today.
January 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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weratedogs.com
This is Douglas. He frew up. Still 12/10
a golden retriever puppy sits politely on a hardwood floor and stares at you. he looks like he just came out to the living room from a darker hallway in the background. he also looks unrepentant, if we’re being honest. but at least he told you.
December 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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We only rate dogs. This is clearly a Christmas tree. Yes there is another Christmas tree behind it, that's called having friends. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 14/10
December 18, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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terriblemapshq.bsky.social
Map of Europe if it were invisible
December 17, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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weratedogs.com
14/10 for Henry
a screenshot of a tweet from Emily Brier that reads: "Have we discussed how Henry was the ring bear(er) at our elopement and stole the show with this one single photo." it's accompanied by a picture of a bride in a knee-length white dress holding a bouquet and facing her groom in a suit with only an officiant standing nearby. their dog, a big fluffy white guy, is sticking his head in from the left side of frame and looking directly at the camera with only his mischievous eyes.
December 12, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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merriam-webster.com
Rudolph gets all the love so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer.

dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner

Ok, those three are easy to understand.
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Goose. He is currently locked in a game of tag with the doorstopper, and man are they good. 12/10
December 9, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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helenczerski.bsky.social
Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳
December 8, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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turbojerry.bsky.social
sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell
December 5, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Jazz. She was looking at you. Then you looked at her so she looked away. Wants you to stop looking at her so she can keep looking at you. 12/10
a little white and brown jack russell pup with a stumpy tail looks up and to her right innocently. she’s wearing a little mauve harness and standing on some dry dusty earth and desperately trying to play it cool. the sun is low in the sky behind her, making the sky a beautiful yellow and blue ombre.
December 5, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning.

Time between exposure and symptoms:

Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs
December 4, 2024 at 5:10 AM