I am so fucking down for some good mbuzi choma.

It’s great to eat at the
Trans Coffee Shop;
Have some breakfast at the
Trans Coffee Shop.

You can eat a good meal;
You can grab a hot tea;
You can talk about HRT.

The odd one out is Michael Myers - the other three all actually killed something in real life (Noem: her dog; Goodwin: his academic career; Andrew: last shred of royal dignity)

Graham Replacement Theory at work

Ancient proverb say: You can lead a twat to parliament but you can’t make him do any work.

Send him to The Wall. Make him join The Nonce Watch.

Le canard milk-shake

I love that he decided to mansplain ‘dead cat strategy’ instead of responding to the actual substance which I think in itself could be classed as a dead cat strategy or ‘dead cat²’. If he does it again then it becomes ‘dead cat³’ and then we’re into a whole Schrödinger situation.

Carry that weight.

Welcome, Alex. Your mandatory St George’s Flag, pack of PG tips, switchblade and £10 Greggs voucher will be in the post.

Some are born English, some achieve Englishness, and some have Englishness thrust upon them.

Receipts:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Is this the same ‘free speech absolutist’ Robert Jenrick who called for the police to immediately arrest protestors shouting “Allahu Akbar”?

(Apologies to all of those people except Moggatron)

These look like someone’s just applied a Tory Youth filter to pictures of other people.
Clockwise from top left:
Robbie Coltrane
Jacob Rees-Mogg
David Tennant
Chris O’Dowd

Men will literally support the gutting of psychology degrees instead of going to therapy (for their unresolved Oedipus Complex).

In 3 years he’s going to tear off the elaborate disguise and reveal that he was Sacha Baron Cohen all along.