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He has to race before he performs? Hardcore.
An advert for a Tom Grennan concert at York Racecourse. Text, under a photo of Tom, reads "Tom Grennan Saturday 25 July York Racecourse. Performing after racing."
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Sleeping the sleep of a cat who stayed out two nights running and came home for breakfast and treats.
Pepe, a fluffy black/brown cat is curled up asleep on a bed. Not a cat bed, obviously.
October 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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I call them inny bits and outs bits. However, I am currently doing a puzzle which is literally nothing but WTFs.
October 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Never gets old.
Screenshot from local news site. Stock image of a baby swing. Text reads "Man stuck in swing in Alcuin Avenue in Tang Hall, York"
September 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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So nice that Sainsbos are focusing on vampire hydration.
Screenshot of a product page from Sainsburys online shopping. Photo shows aqua libra sparkling water. Text reads 'Aqua Libra Sparkling Water Infused with Blood'. It has a four star rating and costs £3.55 for four cans.
September 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I beg to differ.
Screenshot from the Guardian. A.man stands still in a busy street holding a trophy. Headline reads 'I am the world champion of doing nothing'.
July 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Today brings news of an exciting extension on the theme, an adult getting her hand wedged in a home pasta machine.
Screenshot of a York Press Facebook post. A stock image of a countertop pasta machine with an arm in the background (attached to a person out of shot) is headlined 'Woman released from pasta machine in East Yorkshire'. Text above the photo reads 'Crews were called to the scene at 8.47am today'.
June 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Teenagers getting stuck in baby swings is a recurring story in our local newspaper, always with the same stock image, and always brings me much delight.
Screenshot of a York Press Facebook post. There is a photo of a baby swing with the headline 'Teen freed from baby swing in North Yorkshire. Text above the photo reads 'Fire crews came to help him around midday today'.
June 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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New definition of 'life changing' just dropped...
Screenshot of a reel cover, showing a woman wearing shorts, a tucked in shirt, artfully draped carriage and a wicker back over her arm. Text reads: Life changing shirt tucks. Tucking tutorial.
May 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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B&Q is always my first port of call for sparkly hoof covers.
Screenshot of FB ad for B&Q. The featured item is rainbow glitter over reach boots to fit a cob.
May 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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NOSE!
A small pony with a dappled face shoves his excellent nose at the camera.
May 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Nose!
A donkey looms towards the camera, nose first.
May 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Not my photo, but Instascran in Stockport was a winner.
A sandwich shop in Stockport. The sign, very similar to Instagram branding, reads Instascran.
April 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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My mum made rhubarb meringue pie. It was lush.
The remains of a delicious rhubarb meringue pie. The rhubarb is pink and juicy, the meringue is like a sweet fluffy cloud.
April 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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The teenager and I had an excellent lunch.
Mexican pancake with peppers and sweetcorn. Toppings of salsa, guacamole, sour cream and tortilla chips in separate bowls. Apple cinnamon crunch pancake with whipped cream served separately in a cute mini pan.
April 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Pepe likes getting cosy.
A fluffy black cat snoozing on a bed. A scarf has been draped around his shoulders. He looks cosy and generally excellent.
April 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Polly is distressed to learn that Purina have put her on a diet.
In the foreground, a hand holds out two pouches of cat food. They're the same brand but one contains 100gm while the other holds just 85gm. In the background, a tabby cat looks away sadly.
March 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Nirvana sweatshirts in Sainsbos. It's what Kurt would have wanted.
A range of sweatshirts for middle aged women hang on a rack in Sainsburys. The middle one is Nirvana merch.
March 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Spotted these trousers on Vinted and they keep making me laugh.
A pair of black trousers displayed on a beige carpet. The legs appear to be insanely long.
February 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Extract from Guardian report on John Prescott's funeral. Text reads “What a guy,” said Robert Blurton, known as Bobster, a retired floor fitter. “When he twatted that guy who threw the egg at him, that was demon.”
January 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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How long have they been looking for him?
Mugshot of a man with full head of hair and beard. Text above photo reads 'Breaking'. Headline below reads 'Wanted York man may now be bald say police'.
January 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Thanks.
A tabby cat sitting on a partially completed jigsaw.
January 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Judgy bear.
November 29, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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Local press looking a bit sarcastic.
Screenshot of a Facebook post from the York Press. There's a stock image of a firefighter and the headline 'Garage destroyed after fire at house in York'. Above this are the words 'Oh no' No punctuation has been used.
November 24, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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Stayed out two nights in the freezing cold. Appeared last night only after I went on a long cold walk looking for him. Woke me up at 3am. Now enjoying a delightful snooze.
November 23, 2024 at 11:31 AM