Jason Harris
@jayelharris215.bsky.social
Fighting crime throughout southwestern Alberta.
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Every Dem official and centrist who has compared Kirk to MLK or his death to 9/11, or said his work should continue, or otherwise whitewashed his legacy of hate, dehumanization, and harassment has had a hand in enabling this administration's weaponization of Kirk's death against critics & opponents.
September 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Every Dem official and centrist who has compared Kirk to MLK or his death to 9/11, or said his work should continue, or otherwise whitewashed his legacy of hate, dehumanization, and harassment has had a hand in enabling this administration's weaponization of Kirk's death against critics & opponents.
I cannot understand how the people who spent years screaming about elite pedophiles have decided that they really don’t care about elite pedophiles.
September 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I cannot understand how the people who spent years screaming about elite pedophiles have decided that they really don’t care about elite pedophiles.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Thank you for recommending Dr Fuckboat. This has been an experience I will never forget. It’s a goddamn travesty that this show was cancelled.
July 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Thank you for recommending Dr Fuckboat. This has been an experience I will never forget. It’s a goddamn travesty that this show was cancelled.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Sirs and madam, I must object. We would *make love* to Howie Roseman. Sweet. Tender. Passionate. With eye contact and after care.
June 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Sirs and madam, I must object. We would *make love* to Howie Roseman. Sweet. Tender. Passionate. With eye contact and after care.
I wish I had a New York Times subscription today so I could cancel it.
June 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I wish I had a New York Times subscription today so I could cancel it.
Humanity has existed far longer than the written word. That means you had to masturbate while a leathery old griot sat nearby and told you a pornographic story passed down by the elders.
May 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Humanity has existed far longer than the written word. That means you had to masturbate while a leathery old griot sat nearby and told you a pornographic story passed down by the elders.
It’s been two months since the Eagles won the Super Bowl (40-22 over the Chiefs) and I still haven’t bought any merch. It’s all grossly overpriced or just gross. Give me something I can buy, Julien!
April 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s been two months since the Eagles won the Super Bowl (40-22 over the Chiefs) and I still haven’t bought any merch. It’s all grossly overpriced or just gross. Give me something I can buy, Julien!
@p-cunningham.bsky.social Is there no place safe your predations? You pain me like a canker.
February 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@p-cunningham.bsky.social Is there no place safe your predations? You pain me like a canker.
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Thank you for the love letter to my adopted home. Go Birds.
February 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Thank you for the love letter to my adopted home. Go Birds.
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one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
I feel better anout the toaster I’m about to steal. popular.info/p/lies-damn-...
Lies, damn lies, and shoplifting statistics
For 32 years, the National Retail Federation (NRF) — the lobbying group representing major retailers in the United States — has produced the "National Retail Security Survey." The survey, widely cited...
popular.info
December 22, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I feel better anout the toaster I’m about to steal. popular.info/p/lies-damn-...
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Big thanks to @mekka.mekka-tech.com for spotlighting this article in his thread on what police actually do, and why the NYPD’s slapstick performance after the UHG CEO shooting was not at all surprising.
We Minneapolitans have really got to get this evidence into the city’s political conversation.
We Minneapolitans have really got to get this evidence into the city’s political conversation.
Police are not primarily crime fighters, according to the data
A new report adds to a growing line of research showing that police departments don’t solve serious or violent crimes with any regularity, and in fact, spend very little time on crime control, in contrast to popular narratives.
www.reuters.com
December 9, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Big thanks to @mekka.mekka-tech.com for spotlighting this article in his thread on what police actually do, and why the NYPD’s slapstick performance after the UHG CEO shooting was not at all surprising.
We Minneapolitans have really got to get this evidence into the city’s political conversation.
We Minneapolitans have really got to get this evidence into the city’s political conversation.
Moana was okay, but Maui definitely dies if this movie came out in the 80s. Your brats don’t get enough trauma at the movies.
November 28, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Moana was okay, but Maui definitely dies if this movie came out in the 80s. Your brats don’t get enough trauma at the movies.
@yesthatd.bsky.social Ugh. Now they’re letting in Canadians?!
November 21, 2024 at 10:42 PM
@yesthatd.bsky.social Ugh. Now they’re letting in Canadians?!
Flying a kite is a wildly underrated activity.
November 17, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Flying a kite is a wildly underrated activity.
I really hope everyone remembers how they felt this week when 2028 comes around and it’s time to choose between, like, Gavin Newsome and Shub-Niggurath, the Goat With A Thousand Young.
November 14, 2024 at 9:34 PM
I really hope everyone remembers how they felt this week when 2028 comes around and it’s time to choose between, like, Gavin Newsome and Shub-Niggurath, the Goat With A Thousand Young.
@plcphd.bsky.social Your mustache ain’t that thick. You ain’t foolin’ nobody.
November 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM
@plcphd.bsky.social Your mustache ain’t that thick. You ain’t foolin’ nobody.
I have no idea why you people are following me and, frankly, it makes more than a little uncomfortable.
November 14, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I have no idea why you people are following me and, frankly, it makes more than a little uncomfortable.
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You know Stephen A. has really been pushed to his limit if he's going on TV and defending a woman
October 25, 2024 at 1:59 AM
You know Stephen A. has really been pushed to his limit if he's going on TV and defending a woman
There is an alternate universe in which Robinson, Nuzzi and RFK Jr have just the *freakiest* threesomes and none of us have to know about it.
September 20, 2024 at 10:30 AM
There is an alternate universe in which Robinson, Nuzzi and RFK Jr have just the *freakiest* threesomes and none of us have to know about it.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social “This Little Light of Mine” was an excellent joke and I want to make sure it’s acknowledged.
December 28, 2023 at 3:02 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social “This Little Light of Mine” was an excellent joke and I want to make sure it’s acknowledged.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I got a bottle of Stan Lee’s Excelsior cologne a few years ago and it is GREAT. I imagine I smell cool like T’Challa.
November 15, 2023 at 12:46 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I got a bottle of Stan Lee’s Excelsior cologne a few years ago and it is GREAT. I imagine I smell cool like T’Challa.
Would we have more success reigning in military spending if instead of Hellfire and Trident, we called missiles Kissy Cute or Twinkly? “Tremble before the might of our new Fauntleroy defense system.”
August 8, 2023 at 4:03 PM
Would we have more success reigning in military spending if instead of Hellfire and Trident, we called missiles Kissy Cute or Twinkly? “Tremble before the might of our new Fauntleroy defense system.”