Jawsh
@jaydon.bsky.social
I knew there was something fishy about Pete’s new “GF”
February 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I knew there was something fishy about Pete’s new “GF”
Not intentionally. I didn’t search for things to do in those places. I had literally only had a conversation with her about it IRL, and I texted a friend who isn’t on SM who I know has been to those places many times.
February 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Not intentionally. I didn’t search for things to do in those places. I had literally only had a conversation with her about it IRL, and I texted a friend who isn’t on SM who I know has been to those places many times.
I really think it all started when we started using apps instead of eating them.
January 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I really think it all started when we started using apps instead of eating them.
I think he was joking that “curt is a cop”
January 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think he was joking that “curt is a cop”
B/c he’s 19 and likely a willing participant?
January 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
B/c he’s 19 and likely a willing participant?
Your grocery store called you to tell you about a recall? What sort of white privilege is this?
January 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Your grocery store called you to tell you about a recall? What sort of white privilege is this?
It’s been over 7 days since the last game, and this game should be on a Saturday.
January 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It’s been over 7 days since the last game, and this game should be on a Saturday.
You only got 1 of those correct.
January 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You only got 1 of those correct.
Life on the shelf is EXACTLY where that song should stay.
January 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Life on the shelf is EXACTLY where that song should stay.
I might not wait. I might go have a snack
January 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I might not wait. I might go have a snack
Yup. Girl I went to HS with ended up doing porn. We all found out when she was interviewed during true life: I wanna be a porn star, looked it up and sure enough she had like 30 videos out in the 6 months since we graduated
January 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yup. Girl I went to HS with ended up doing porn. We all found out when she was interviewed during true life: I wanna be a porn star, looked it up and sure enough she had like 30 videos out in the 6 months since we graduated
This is what I was thinking too
January 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is what I was thinking too
Steph got this awesome pregnancy pillow and we fought over that thing. It was lovely.
January 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Steph got this awesome pregnancy pillow and we fought over that thing. It was lovely.
Your big tiddies might be the ones I’m most sad to never see. Fucking nuns, man.
January 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Your big tiddies might be the ones I’m most sad to never see. Fucking nuns, man.
They can jam anything they want. Literally any song.
January 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They can jam anything they want. Literally any song.