Big Dumb Blonde ( but I’m not blonde )
@jaydelacruz.bsky.social
Dad to 5 furry faces & Husband to 1🧔🏻♂️🏳️🌈
Just realizing I’m a himbo. A big one & not just cause I’m tall. Weed, animals, sarcasm, just your typical gay 45 year old.
SoCal 📍
Just realizing I’m a himbo. A big one & not just cause I’m tall. Weed, animals, sarcasm, just your typical gay 45 year old.
SoCal 📍
Pinned
Yourself, as a cartoon
a cartoon character is doing a handstand on a pink surface while three dolls look on .
ALT: a cartoon character is doing a handstand on a pink surface while three dolls look on .
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December 11, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Yourself, as a cartoon
🥳 same here can’t wait 💅🏾
My Spotify wrapped is going to call me an f word
December 3, 2024 at 4:19 PM
🥳 same here can’t wait 💅🏾
So I caught a cold
Pretty sure the one the husband had
Sniffles. Cough. Body achey. Like 1-10 she’s a 5
& I never get sick
Ever
This is annoying
Pretty sure the one the husband had
Sniffles. Cough. Body achey. Like 1-10 she’s a 5
& I never get sick
Ever
This is annoying
December 3, 2024 at 4:13 PM
So I caught a cold
Pretty sure the one the husband had
Sniffles. Cough. Body achey. Like 1-10 she’s a 5
& I never get sick
Ever
This is annoying
Pretty sure the one the husband had
Sniffles. Cough. Body achey. Like 1-10 she’s a 5
& I never get sick
Ever
This is annoying
Sunday morning 🥳
December 1, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Sunday morning 🥳
Idk if his little snores are endearing or enraging after he woke me up coughing. #marriedlife
November 25, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Idk if his little snores are endearing or enraging after he woke me up coughing. #marriedlife
It’s 3:15 am
I think I’m up for good now 😓
I think I’m up for good now 😓
November 25, 2024 at 11:15 AM
It’s 3:15 am
I think I’m up for good now 😓
I think I’m up for good now 😓
& not the good kind like Wednesdays on Bluesky
November 25, 2024 at 11:14 AM
& not the good kind like Wednesdays on Bluesky
The husband is sick.
This cough he has sounds so ugly & is keeping us both awake.
Bringing a cold back from vacation is ASS
This cough he has sounds so ugly & is keeping us both awake.
Bringing a cold back from vacation is ASS
November 25, 2024 at 11:14 AM
The husband is sick.
This cough he has sounds so ugly & is keeping us both awake.
Bringing a cold back from vacation is ASS
This cough he has sounds so ugly & is keeping us both awake.
Bringing a cold back from vacation is ASS
literally me @ 6’2 225
& “not the brightest crayon in the box” as my mom used to say
🤷🏽♂️
& “not the brightest crayon in the box” as my mom used to say
🤷🏽♂️
November 24, 2024 at 11:24 AM
literally me @ 6’2 225
& “not the brightest crayon in the box” as my mom used to say
🤷🏽♂️
& “not the brightest crayon in the box” as my mom used to say
🤷🏽♂️
We fly out in a few hours.
Laying here awake in the dark wishing I was home already.
Laying here awake in the dark wishing I was home already.
November 24, 2024 at 11:07 AM
We fly out in a few hours.
Laying here awake in the dark wishing I was home already.
Laying here awake in the dark wishing I was home already.
😂 get in the sack, bitch
November 24, 2024 at 10:10 AM
😂 get in the sack, bitch
We’ve been in NYC since Wednesday. Vacation is fun but I miss these guys sm rn
November 23, 2024 at 1:28 PM
We’ve been in NYC since Wednesday. Vacation is fun but I miss these guys sm rn
I’m always going to be the 1st one awake. Where you just lay there silently hoping someone wakes up so you can start the day.
Ive been laying here omphone for the last 3 hours 👹
Ive been laying here omphone for the last 3 hours 👹
November 23, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I’m always going to be the 1st one awake. Where you just lay there silently hoping someone wakes up so you can start the day.
Ive been laying here omphone for the last 3 hours 👹
Ive been laying here omphone for the last 3 hours 👹
NYC trip has been a lot of fun besides the cold & rain & sick husband ❤️🩹 #imissthekids
November 22, 2024 at 2:43 PM
NYC trip has been a lot of fun besides the cold & rain & sick husband ❤️🩹 #imissthekids
Well … 🤷🏽♂️
November 13, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Well … 🤷🏽♂️