VAN DE VEN YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
VAN DE VEN YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN
Good day to be a Tottenham fan. Bad day to be a guy who took Van De Ven out of his fantasy football team.
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Good day to be a Tottenham fan. Bad day to be a guy who took Van De Ven out of his fantasy football team.
Geezer sat behind me on this train just ate a kebab that smelled so good it’s making me question an entire adult life of veganism.
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Geezer sat behind me on this train just ate a kebab that smelled so good it’s making me question an entire adult life of veganism.
Every team on Only Connect is made up of the same three people: The Captain, the actual Smart One, and then the only person that those two know who can drive.
October 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Every team on Only Connect is made up of the same three people: The Captain, the actual Smart One, and then the only person that those two know who can drive.
Don’t remember Tottenham ever scoring a goal like that. We’ve defo conceded a lot of them though lol.
August 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Don’t remember Tottenham ever scoring a goal like that. We’ve defo conceded a lot of them though lol.
Saw a geezer today stood outside Tesco by himself using his meta ray bans to take a phone call and honestly man it’s all gone too far.
August 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Saw a geezer today stood outside Tesco by himself using his meta ray bans to take a phone call and honestly man it’s all gone too far.
This is an absolutely unbelievable goal mate
August 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is an absolutely unbelievable goal mate
Huge fan of the referee wearing a “WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRIVE THIS BUS”-style advert on the back of his shirt.
August 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Huge fan of the referee wearing a “WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRIVE THIS BUS”-style advert on the back of his shirt.
Just got hit with a “and which band are you here to see?” at the door of a punk show in the year 2025.
August 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Just got hit with a “and which band are you here to see?” at the door of a punk show in the year 2025.
Not fuckin TBD anymore is it Google. Update you coward.
July 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Not fuckin TBD anymore is it Google. Update you coward.
That’s a pen for me. They’re not usually given. But it’s a pen.
July 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
That’s a pen for me. They’re not usually given. But it’s a pen.
Fuck me that would’ve been unbelievable
July 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuck me that would’ve been unbelievable
Have you noticed that Instagram has removed the date that a grid photo was posted from the default view? Can only imagine it’s because they don’t want it to be so immediately obvious how infrequently people are doing that nowadays.
July 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Have you noticed that Instagram has removed the date that a grid photo was posted from the default view? Can only imagine it’s because they don’t want it to be so immediately obvious how infrequently people are doing that nowadays.
GOALKEEPER PENALTY 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
July 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
GOALKEEPER PENALTY 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
New Cloud Nothings record is their best since Here and Nowhere Else, imo.
July 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
New Cloud Nothings record is their best since Here and Nowhere Else, imo.
I’ve had to shoot back to my parents’ house to pick up some documents but I don’t know where the documents are stored and they’re both on work calls so I’m just sat in the kitchen waiting for something about the current situation to change.
July 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’ve had to shoot back to my parents’ house to pick up some documents but I don’t know where the documents are stored and they’re both on work calls so I’m just sat in the kitchen waiting for something about the current situation to change.
At the punk show and the geezer in front of me is checking his Strava. I think we should be mates.
July 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
At the punk show and the geezer in front of me is checking his Strava. I think we should be mates.
Finished work. Had a swim. Drank a bier.
July 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Finished work. Had a swim. Drank a bier.