jaybirb
@jaybirbbbb.bsky.social
one of the gays in your phone mostly talking and writing about Izzy Hands, and sometimes I make cross stitches | 🔞 | early 30’s | they/them | profile pic by @tuherrus on twt | jaybirbbbb on twt and ao3
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jaybirb
@jaybirbbbb.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Writing thread!
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Y'aaaaall this fic is SO HOT. A mysterious phenomenon, a growing obsession, and an unlikely (or perhaps fated) reunion. Weird anatomy and deeeeeeply sensual smut. AND EGGS GALORE. If you like the Krakenverse I think you'll also like this! I am clapping and cheering!
Fishfucker Izzy fishfucker Izzy🐟 !!
Cjizzy with a sprinkle of Edizzy
#OFMDkinktober25 day 19: Size difference/oviposition
archiveofourown.org/works/72773741
Cjizzy with a sprinkle of Edizzy
#OFMDkinktober25 day 19: Size difference/oviposition
archiveofourown.org/works/72773741
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Y'aaaaall this fic is SO HOT. A mysterious phenomenon, a growing obsession, and an unlikely (or perhaps fated) reunion. Weird anatomy and deeeeeeply sensual smut. AND EGGS GALORE. If you like the Krakenverse I think you'll also like this! I am clapping and cheering!
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November 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Don’t you love it when your favorite character goes from a side character to a main character? #HailVoxPopuli
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Don’t you love it when your favorite character goes from a side character to a main character? #HailVoxPopuli
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Please don't gamble your health by buying sex toys from Amazon, Temu, or AliExpress.
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
Why Buying Sex Toys from Amazon is a Risky Gamble — Dangerous Lilly
Buying sex toys from Amazon is risky. I get a lot of complaints about counterfeit sex toys, misrepresentation in brand/materials and even used sex toys.
dangerouslilly.com
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Please don't gamble your health by buying sex toys from Amazon, Temu, or AliExpress.
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
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Goldenboy 🤤
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Goldenboy 🤤
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hello friends, if you're looking for gifts for the holidays, I currently have a sale going until December 8th!
15% off all orders over $25!
Shop here!! -> feriowind.bigcartel.com/products
15% off all orders over $25!
Shop here!! -> feriowind.bigcartel.com/products
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
hello friends, if you're looking for gifts for the holidays, I currently have a sale going until December 8th!
15% off all orders over $25!
Shop here!! -> feriowind.bigcartel.com/products
15% off all orders over $25!
Shop here!! -> feriowind.bigcartel.com/products
Starting a new Hazbin cross stitch!
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Starting a new Hazbin cross stitch!
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I think Christian Borle is the MVP for this season. The combination of his acting and Vox's animation has me cackling pretty much every time he's on screen
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I think Christian Borle is the MVP for this season. The combination of his acting and Vox's animation has me cackling pretty much every time he's on screen
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I've come across a fascinating gay newsletter from the 1930s called "The Guiana Hobby Club," ostensibly a publication for stamp collectbors. But something might catch your eye in the "Membership List." You see all those letters and numbers? Well ...
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I've come across a fascinating gay newsletter from the 1930s called "The Guiana Hobby Club," ostensibly a publication for stamp collectbors. But something might catch your eye in the "Membership List." You see all those letters and numbers? Well ...
Does anyone have any reccs for non-DMC embroidery floss? I want to make a Vox cross stitch and DMC does not have anything like the cyan of his teeth and eye!
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Does anyone have any reccs for non-DMC embroidery floss? I want to make a Vox cross stitch and DMC does not have anything like the cyan of his teeth and eye!
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November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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if you’re reading this because, like me, you woke up and immediately grabbed your phone to doom scroll: put it down and give yourself the chance to have a good day. go make some coffee and breakfast, read a bit of a book, doodle. spend a few hours trying to make yourself smile and then come back
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
if you’re reading this because, like me, you woke up and immediately grabbed your phone to doom scroll: put it down and give yourself the chance to have a good day. go make some coffee and breakfast, read a bit of a book, doodle. spend a few hours trying to make yourself smile and then come back
Whipped up a little Nifty, the Adam slayer today! #HazbinHotel
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Whipped up a little Nifty, the Adam slayer today! #HazbinHotel
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#radiostatic #staticradio #voxal
cw robot gore , wire play
My half of the collab I did with the amazing
@princeliest.bsky.social for Pt.9 of their super special awesome series, 666: Live on Air💕 (link⬇️)
cw robot gore , wire play
My half of the collab I did with the amazing
@princeliest.bsky.social for Pt.9 of their super special awesome series, 666: Live on Air💕 (link⬇️)
December 18, 2024 at 7:53 AM
#radiostatic #staticradio #voxal
cw robot gore , wire play
My half of the collab I did with the amazing
@princeliest.bsky.social for Pt.9 of their super special awesome series, 666: Live on Air💕 (link⬇️)
cw robot gore , wire play
My half of the collab I did with the amazing
@princeliest.bsky.social for Pt.9 of their super special awesome series, 666: Live on Air💕 (link⬇️)
Relistening to the amazing #StellarFirma and highly recommend!! Created by the Meredith brothers @goblinspod.bsky.social Stellar Firma is an award winning sci-fi improv comedy podcast, and it’s excellent!!
Here’s two cross stitches I did for the show recently!! The logo one also glows in the dark!
Here’s two cross stitches I did for the show recently!! The logo one also glows in the dark!
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Relistening to the amazing #StellarFirma and highly recommend!! Created by the Meredith brothers @goblinspod.bsky.social Stellar Firma is an award winning sci-fi improv comedy podcast, and it’s excellent!!
Here’s two cross stitches I did for the show recently!! The logo one also glows in the dark!
Here’s two cross stitches I did for the show recently!! The logo one also glows in the dark!
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Anyway I hadn't heard anyone talking about this, so I guess I'm gonna talk about it. Spread the word if you're thinking about doing an nsfw KS project, Stripe apparently might pull your funding at literally any step of the process, with zero warning!
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Anyway I hadn't heard anyone talking about this, so I guess I'm gonna talk about it. Spread the word if you're thinking about doing an nsfw KS project, Stripe apparently might pull your funding at literally any step of the process, with zero warning!
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After 10 months of not writing anything, this has a quick update. It's a bit messy as I'm out of practice, but I'm hoping that we can make this a habit and finish this one up by Christmas.
It's their first Christmas as three and Izzy is secretly very excited. He's surprised but thankful that he was the first one up. It gave him enough time to brush his teeth and start the kettle while also giving his stomach time to come to terms with being awake so early.
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
After 10 months of not writing anything, this has a quick update. It's a bit messy as I'm out of practice, but I'm hoping that we can make this a habit and finish this one up by Christmas.
I miss private accounts
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I miss private accounts
STAR TREK LEGOS??!!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
STAR TREK LEGOS??!!!
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.