Jay Rios
@jay-rios.bsky.social
Progressive bleeding heart lefty. Atheist. Sarcasm with cynical tendencies. Introvert (likely won't respond to DMs). Not looking for love, nor crypto advice. Resident of the land down under. Engaged with US politics... because how the hell can I avoid it.
Great. It's about time Victoria got a bit of good news.
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Great. It's about time Victoria got a bit of good news.
Never mind, just an elderly dude having a quiet reminisce about the good old days with his friend, Bubba.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Never mind, just an elderly dude having a quiet reminisce about the good old days with his friend, Bubba.
Is everyone in this administration literally clinically insane?
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Is everyone in this administration literally clinically insane?
Due credit to all the suck holes, sycophants and enablers, without whom the dictator would crumble into orange dust and blow away like a bad smell in the wind.
The people will be busy!
The people will be busy!
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Due credit to all the suck holes, sycophants and enablers, without whom the dictator would crumble into orange dust and blow away like a bad smell in the wind.
The people will be busy!
The people will be busy!
Like "Thoughts and Prayers" "Settle for the mediocre" seems a pretty weak aspirational effort.
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Like "Thoughts and Prayers" "Settle for the mediocre" seems a pretty weak aspirational effort.
The most alarming thing about this headline is that there are still "beauty pageants".
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The most alarming thing about this headline is that there are still "beauty pageants".
This just once again highlights the difference between left and right. The right simply doesn't do empathy unless it affects them personally. No integrity on display here.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This just once again highlights the difference between left and right. The right simply doesn't do empathy unless it affects them personally. No integrity on display here.
No longer waste effort despising him (although that's still a given). It's the suck holes and enablers that get the most loathing. Without them he'd be just another sad old orange crazy person needing sedation.
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
No longer waste effort despising him (although that's still a given). It's the suck holes and enablers that get the most loathing. Without them he'd be just another sad old orange crazy person needing sedation.
No better cure for constipation.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
No better cure for constipation.
She's been in the job 10 minutes. File under Wishful Thinking at The Australian.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
She's been in the job 10 minutes. File under Wishful Thinking at The Australian.
Interesting way of saying the old dementia riddled fool has lost the capacity to filter his thoughts.
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Interesting way of saying the old dementia riddled fool has lost the capacity to filter his thoughts.
Sure. Sure. But how hard was he sucking up to Clinton 'socially' for it to be of interest that Putin had photos?
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Sure. Sure. But how hard was he sucking up to Clinton 'socially' for it to be of interest that Putin had photos?
Wonder if VP Bowman and Senator Rafael Cruz are fully on board with this requirement?
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Wonder if VP Bowman and Senator Rafael Cruz are fully on board with this requirement?
Ironically hero threw the sandwich at an ICE agent but it was Jeanine that ended up with egg on her face. Marvellous.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ironically hero threw the sandwich at an ICE agent but it was Jeanine that ended up with egg on her face. Marvellous.
I mean is it too much to hope that she wows him with her... erm... grace and intellect and he offers her a job in the US? Probably 2IC to the puppy murderer or something.
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I mean is it too much to hope that she wows him with her... erm... grace and intellect and he offers her a job in the US? Probably 2IC to the puppy murderer or something.
Honestly hope her speech is a resounding success... and he offers her a green card and a job far, far away.
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Honestly hope her speech is a resounding success... and he offers her a green card and a job far, far away.
Star struck Journalism students: "Tell us about your first big break."
That person: "I was tasked with the honour of staking out the toilets at the Melbourne Cup. Good times."
Journalism students: 👀 👀 Wonder if it's too late to withdraw?
That person: "I was tasked with the honour of staking out the toilets at the Melbourne Cup. Good times."
Journalism students: 👀 👀 Wonder if it's too late to withdraw?
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Star struck Journalism students: "Tell us about your first big break."
That person: "I was tasked with the honour of staking out the toilets at the Melbourne Cup. Good times."
Journalism students: 👀 👀 Wonder if it's too late to withdraw?
That person: "I was tasked with the honour of staking out the toilets at the Melbourne Cup. Good times."
Journalism students: 👀 👀 Wonder if it's too late to withdraw?
With full knowledge that she'd likely be snapped doing it. Laughing at us.
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
With full knowledge that she'd likely be snapped doing it. Laughing at us.
but is the standard some person, all persons, or a reasonable person?
October 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
but is the standard some person, all persons, or a reasonable person?
Yes. But only ever behind closed doors.
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Yes. But only ever behind closed doors.
It seems Suss An is indeed an expert in matters of profoundly poor judgement.
October 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It seems Suss An is indeed an expert in matters of profoundly poor judgement.