New Jersey Jeff
jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social
New Jersey Jeff
@jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social
im just here to read and like posts

posting about philly sports, my dog, politic

born and raised in south jersey, currently in nashville

he/him
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Oh my god, you mean we're going to have to watch MORE of this?
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
eagles D happy for barkley’s TD then realizing they gotta go back on the field already
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
need 6 here
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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The wildest true fact about Britain Covey is that he is the grandson of Stephen Covey, author of 7 Habits of Highly Effective People
September 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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looks like dog shit 👍
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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and this
October 8, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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and this
October 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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and this
October 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
October 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
go birds
Had to make sure this wasn't one of those "parody Giants insider" situations
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
also worth remembering, Rare originally gave DK a real fucking gun before Nintendo complained
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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in love
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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hakeem jeffries: *slowly winks and mouths “I got this” at the camera* our psycho pedophile president has secured the border and was right to pardon an anti-abortion dem indicted on bribery charges
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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lol this is how you know the ai-bubble is about to explode
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
elites like hillary shrink their own sources of information so much that they genuinely believe it when they’re told that tiktok is full of hamas propaganda and fake news. they don’t have a single normal/real person around them to tell them what’s really going on
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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printer update:

fuck you to both hewlett and to packard
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
dvorak and zegras have some nasty chemistry
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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First is obviously the content. I'm pumping out in-depth breakdowns of every game (10 observations on games I cover in person, 5 obvs on those I don't) that come in between 1500 - 3000 words. Plus weekly deep-dive features. PLUS the best Phantoms coverage around from @madelinecampbell.bsky.social.
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i’m not defending sirianni or agreeing with him but if i had been to two super bowls and won one in my first 4 years, i would be just as stubborn and flippant to people questioning my decisions. that level of success would absolutely rot my brain
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
the perfect ending to this game
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM