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@jauffins.bsky.social
grant random’s third biggest fan. mach e enjoyer. just a guy who likes evs, weird cars, tech, photography, gaming, etc
there's a guy in the ioniq 5 owner's forums that posted a pic of his garage and it's just two ioniq 5s (one, an N) and two ferraris 😳
September 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
there's a guy in the ioniq 5 owner's forums that posted a pic of his garage and it's just two ioniq 5s (one, an N) and two ferraris 😳
what did they mean by this
September 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
what did they mean by this
90's me with a 56k modem wouldn't be able to believe this
September 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
90's me with a 56k modem wouldn't be able to believe this
do they like kittens on this app? 😶🌫️
August 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
do they like kittens on this app? 😶🌫️
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Announcing our next chapter 💦
✨ PowerWash Simulator 2 ✨
Coming 2025!
✨ PowerWash Simulator 2 ✨
Coming 2025!
March 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Announcing our next chapter 💦
✨ PowerWash Simulator 2 ✨
Coming 2025!
✨ PowerWash Simulator 2 ✨
Coming 2025!
truck ownership is fun because sometimes people will randomly give you wood
May 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
truck ownership is fun because sometimes people will randomly give you wood
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I cannot express enough how much these people actively hate the U.S. Constitution and would tear it into shreds if they were permitted.
Stephen Miller says they are “actively looking at” suspending the writ of habeas corpus, which is only allowed when the US has been invaded or during an insurrection, which would not allow people to challenge their incarceration in court if they are arrested and detained.
May 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I cannot express enough how much these people actively hate the U.S. Constitution and would tear it into shreds if they were permitted.
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I went to the park to film some water textures with a fancy ultra slomo camera, but got distracted by ducks, so here is some very wholesome content of ducklings having a great time chasing lil bugs in extreme 900fps slow motion:
May 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I went to the park to film some water textures with a fancy ultra slomo camera, but got distracted by ducks, so here is some very wholesome content of ducklings having a great time chasing lil bugs in extreme 900fps slow motion:
why does she look like that 😳
May 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
why does she look like that 😳
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14 years ago I pitched what would become Polygon to a startup called Sports Blogs Inc on the unfurnished third floor of a DC townhome. I held a laptop on my knees and went through a deck.
Today that same company -- now called Vox Media -- sold Polygon to Valnet.
Today that same company -- now called Vox Media -- sold Polygon to Valnet.
May 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
14 years ago I pitched what would become Polygon to a startup called Sports Blogs Inc on the unfurnished third floor of a DC townhome. I held a laptop on my knees and went through a deck.
Today that same company -- now called Vox Media -- sold Polygon to Valnet.
Today that same company -- now called Vox Media -- sold Polygon to Valnet.
discovered I had run over a frog in the drive way the other day, which goes well with the week prior when a bird flew directly in front of me and kamikaze'd the front of the lightning 😨
April 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
discovered I had run over a frog in the drive way the other day, which goes well with the week prior when a bird flew directly in front of me and kamikaze'd the front of the lightning 😨
lmao I tweeted this in response to somebody saying they hope @essaere.com is assaulted and they perma nuked my 1,300 follower account, very cool and normal
April 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
lmao I tweeted this in response to somebody saying they hope @essaere.com is assaulted and they perma nuked my 1,300 follower account, very cool and normal
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Well sure, sonny, The Greatest Depression You Have Ever Seen was a hard time to be a young person finding their place in the world, but at least we had cyberbullying Elon Musk to raise our spirits... it was free and easy, and it got us through some truly skibidi times, I'll tell you that much
April 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Well sure, sonny, The Greatest Depression You Have Ever Seen was a hard time to be a young person finding their place in the world, but at least we had cyberbullying Elon Musk to raise our spirits... it was free and easy, and it got us through some truly skibidi times, I'll tell you that much
what a fucking doorknob.
March 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
what a fucking doorknob.
just heard a 19 year old refer to abstinence as “mana retention” and now I want to end it all
March 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
just heard a 19 year old refer to abstinence as “mana retention” and now I want to end it all
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Tesla lied about range, spied on customers, and ignored NTSB recommendations about Autopilot design issues after three fatal crashes, leading to many more. They covered up defects with NDAs, attacked critics, and have been violating the Clean Air Act for four years running. You don't have to do this
March 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Tesla lied about range, spied on customers, and ignored NTSB recommendations about Autopilot design issues after three fatal crashes, leading to many more. They covered up defects with NDAs, attacked critics, and have been violating the Clean Air Act for four years running. You don't have to do this
@ultrafast.bsky.social tfw you can’t even meme 💔
March 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@ultrafast.bsky.social tfw you can’t even meme 💔
almost got side swiped by a lady in an acura mdx with the license plate 666666 🫡
March 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
almost got side swiped by a lady in an acura mdx with the license plate 666666 🫡
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Make this the most liked Suburban image of all time
February 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Make this the most liked Suburban image of all time
did a real psychotic thing the other night (shoveled an accumulation of snow out of the bed of the Lightning at like 9:30pm)
February 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
did a real psychotic thing the other night (shoveled an accumulation of snow out of the bed of the Lightning at like 9:30pm)