Jatmallet
jatmallet.bsky.social
Jatmallet
@jatmallet.bsky.social
Attorney, ally, Braves, Man Utd, Atl Utd, Dawgs, Falcons, and mostly a southern gentleman. Blocked on twitter by Pres. Trump for quoting…. Pres. Trump.
Rev. you should know by now, we only use the Bible to say you shouldn't sleep with certain people, we don't pay attention to the parts about taking care of poor, sick, or any other folks.
Warnock: If I'm honest, there are days when I have to ask people of my faith tradition as a Christian, are we reading the same book? 

The book I know says I was hungry and you fed me. I was sick, I was in prison and you visited me, I was a stranger and you welcomed me….
June 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don’t know but everytime I hear that kids name I get chills.
Is Cooper Flagg related to Randall Flagg?
March 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Uh, reasonable people can disagree- but have you met MTG? Or that dude from Tenn, Olges who wants to amend thr Con?

Come on.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Also civilization vii is fantastic video gamers!
February 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I am extremely freaking thrilled to announce that Bad Company is *officially* available for preorder wherever you buy books. (I am linking to Bookshop but buy it wherever!) I worked so, so hard on this book, and it would mean a ton to me if you ordered it. bookshop.org/a/109816/978...
February 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If the Dems want more donations from me, it’s easy do an AD buy in red states showing Trump lying in his campaign (inflation, Ukraine, Israel among others I’m sure) and then show the facts.

Do this every three months.

Fight back. But we won’t.

#democrats
February 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It’s been a good 500 years or so- I, for one, am ready for the new dark age!

(I know it wasn’t really a Dark age from an academic perspective but it’s a joke)
February 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
We should impeach that traitor judge!!! @maga am I doing this right??

That’s us now right? We impeach anyone we disagree with?
February 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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All we really needed to know, we learned when we found out he cheats at golf.

A man who will cheat at golf is a man who can never be trusted in any facet of life.
February 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
How are things over here on non-crazy twitter?
February 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked.

The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”

This is Mr. Art of the Deal.
February 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Small things, but I beat a buddy of mine who is way better at video games than I am in our CF25 dynasty matchup tonight... just happy to still be competitive. Also nice to see Berry College getting dubs!
January 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
United!!! Things you love to see on a Sunday morning!
January 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It's kind of depressing when you realize that you don't believe you've had an original thought in....well that you actually remember.

I've got to get back to being curious again.

Good luck out there, y'all!
January 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
As an American, I love the English tradition of Boxing Day soccer. I usually take the day off and relax watching all the games after a usually stressful Christmas at various family functions. Always one of my favorite days of the year.

GGMU!
December 26, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Happy Christmas to all!

Happy Hanukkah too!

If you don’t do either of those then happy winter solstice and we’ll fight the evil cold together!

Anyway, GGMU, and go Dawgs!

Braves people, we’re still going to be good, have a drink and calm down:)
December 24, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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The most impressive accomplishment in Aaron Rodgers' career is that he managed to hide how extraordinarily unlikable he is for like 15 years.
December 17, 2024 at 9:41 PM
The arsenal has really gotten us on set pieces in the rain tonight. Rough day for Utd.
December 4, 2024 at 9:47 PM
If anyone from Peacock can see this- I know it's half-time of the Utd game and y'all don't have a half-time show, but literally the last thing Utd people want to see is highlights from Liverpool/city.

Please read the room.
December 1, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
You know the great thing about a cat? They need affection but only if they really like you. My wife has been out of town for 2 days- cat normally sleeps on her side of the bed. Woke up today with cat cuddling— I worry he thinks she’s never coming back! Hahaha
November 25, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Also I came within 8 yards or so of hitting a 5 to 100 on underdog today…

Fantasy props are fun- just don’t ever expect to win! Lol
November 18, 2024 at 12:46 AM
My buddy turned me onto a new game (to me) today Anno 1800 and it’s refreshingly awesome.

Very difficult, but engaging and not completely revolving around war, but more of a city builder.

Fascinatingly fun!!
November 18, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I don’t know if there’s any @atlantafalcons.bsky.social on here- but I want to follow more nfl content…

Rough one today, boys.
November 18, 2024 at 12:16 AM
It is kind of surreal that Mike Tyson is going to fight a YouTube star (do we call him a star?) in an actual fight, on Netflix, tomorrow.

We'v stumbled into a strange, strange, timeline.

Also Saquon Barkley is an absolute menace on a football field.

These aren't related thoughts. He just scored.
November 15, 2024 at 3:49 AM