Jason Danger
@jasondanger.bsky.social
Horror film appreciator. Chicago. He/him.
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Jason Danger
@jasondanger.bsky.social
· Apr 6
It’s easier to just tell people that I don’t like movies than it is to explain why Carpenter’s THE THING is better than SAVING PRIVATE RYAN.
4/31 DEMONIC (2021) micro review: Carly’s comatose mother can only be reached via a virtual reality rig. Visiting her is easy but she’s possessed! Great premise ruined by poor execution, poor logic, and dull effects.
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Demonic (2021) – REVIEW
Demonic (2021) – REVIEW When Demonic came out, I was very excited for it. I’m a fan of Blomkamp’s District 9 and his Oats Studios shorts. The trailer led me to believe that the film was going…
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October 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
4/31 DEMONIC (2021) micro review: Carly’s comatose mother can only be reached via a virtual reality rig. Visiting her is easy but she’s possessed! Great premise ruined by poor execution, poor logic, and dull effects.
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3/31 BYSTANDERS (2024) micro review: Men rape & release women into the woods to be hunted. Hunters become the hunted when bystanders stop to help. Micro-budget slasher with micro-budget problems that is surprisingly not bad! Interesting story and characters make it watchable
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Bystanders (2024) – REVIEW
(putting a SA trigger warning here just in case you need it) Number 3 of (hopefully) 31 for October of 2025 is Bystanders. Another movie that I knew nothing about. I found it in Tubi’s “Horro…
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October 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
3/31 BYSTANDERS (2024) micro review: Men rape & release women into the woods to be hunted. Hunters become the hunted when bystanders stop to help. Micro-budget slasher with micro-budget problems that is surprisingly not bad! Interesting story and characters make it watchable
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2/32 Booger (2023) micro review: Anna’s friend dies in an accident and their friendly stray cat bites her leading to some gruesome changes and delayed grief. Solid indie body horror that uses metaphor to great effect.
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Booger (2023) – REVIEW
Next up for the October 31 Movies-a-thon, is Booger. If you read my last post, you might remember that I scrolled through the offerings on a couple of streaming services looking for horror movies t…
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October 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
2/32 Booger (2023) micro review: Anna’s friend dies in an accident and their friendly stray cat bites her leading to some gruesome changes and delayed grief. Solid indie body horror that uses metaphor to great effect.
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1/31 YOUR MONSTER micro review: Laura is at a low point her in life. The monster that lives in her closet helps her get back on top via friendship, emotional support & violence. Not super horrific, but a great story with a monster & a mending heart at its core.
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Your Monster (2024) – REVIEW
It’s October! It’s time to attempt to watch 31 new-to-me horror movies in a month. I’ve done it before and I can do it again! To kick things off, I decided to go light with a movie that HBO has tag…
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October 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
1/31 YOUR MONSTER micro review: Laura is at a low point her in life. The monster that lives in her closet helps her get back on top via friendship, emotional support & violence. Not super horrific, but a great story with a monster & a mending heart at its core.
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CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD microreview -
Teens are hassled by the olds in a small town & blamed for everything. Then clowns start killing them! CIAC offers some fun but not enough. Some scares but not enough. Cringe dialogue and a predictable twist push it into the C- / D+ range.
Teens are hassled by the olds in a small town & blamed for everything. Then clowns start killing them! CIAC offers some fun but not enough. Some scares but not enough. Cringe dialogue and a predictable twist push it into the C- / D+ range.
August 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD microreview -
Teens are hassled by the olds in a small town & blamed for everything. Then clowns start killing them! CIAC offers some fun but not enough. Some scares but not enough. Cringe dialogue and a predictable twist push it into the C- / D+ range.
Teens are hassled by the olds in a small town & blamed for everything. Then clowns start killing them! CIAC offers some fun but not enough. Some scares but not enough. Cringe dialogue and a predictable twist push it into the C- / D+ range.
This is from my high school “sex respect” class. Words to live by.
April 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This is from my high school “sex respect” class. Words to live by.
It’s easier to just tell people that I don’t like movies than it is to explain why Carpenter’s THE THING is better than SAVING PRIVATE RYAN.
April 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It’s easier to just tell people that I don’t like movies than it is to explain why Carpenter’s THE THING is better than SAVING PRIVATE RYAN.