Jason Fry
@jasoncfry.bsky.social
Writer, Mets fan, Star Wars dork, genial malcontent.
What a strange technology.
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
What a strange technology.
Even by his appalling lack of standards, Andrew Cuomo's campaign for a job he'd already been denied was shameless, cynical, hypocritical and bigoted.
Slump off (again) into irrelevance, you dead-eyed husk. No decent future has a place for you.
Or as my buddy Smeagol once put it:
Slump off (again) into irrelevance, you dead-eyed husk. No decent future has a place for you.
Or as my buddy Smeagol once put it:
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Even by his appalling lack of standards, Andrew Cuomo's campaign for a job he'd already been denied was shameless, cynical, hypocritical and bigoted.
Slump off (again) into irrelevance, you dead-eyed husk. No decent future has a place for you.
Or as my buddy Smeagol once put it:
Slump off (again) into irrelevance, you dead-eyed husk. No decent future has a place for you.
Or as my buddy Smeagol once put it:
Spent the day horsing around. (OK, fine, I’m sorry.)
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Spent the day horsing around. (OK, fine, I’m sorry.)
I ride the NYC subway and buddy we have the opposite problem.
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I ride the NYC subway and buddy we have the opposite problem.
Repost this with you and your significant other (not really)…
A) I’m not pictured and B) I seem to be in a throuple.
A) I’m not pictured and B) I seem to be in a throuple.
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Repost this with you and your significant other (not really)…
A) I’m not pictured and B) I seem to be in a throuple.
A) I’m not pictured and B) I seem to be in a throuple.
![JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tlntuxcagiflpa5pyv4zfgpn/bafkreighwx67otnh5q6wdkznyvptcnrqjxvkzmgj5bczotgrb44kyreeye@jpeg)
Our timeline is super dark but this made me cackle. www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Our timeline is super dark but this made me cackle. www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
Jesus Christ this isn't a tough one.
October 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Jesus Christ this isn't a tough one.
My copy of the circus poster. I love it so much. RIP Drew Struzan.
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My copy of the circus poster. I love it so much. RIP Drew Struzan.
Four hours of driving (amid gorgeous fall colors!) and I’ve now been to every county in Maine. The overall county numbers are still in aspirational territory though.
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Four hours of driving (amid gorgeous fall colors!) and I’ve now been to every county in Maine. The overall county numbers are still in aspirational territory though.
Taco Dibbits! How wonderful.
September 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Taco Dibbits! How wonderful.
1982 D&D Playing Me: What the fuck is happening in the future?
September 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
1982 D&D Playing Me: What the fuck is happening in the future?
I FOUND A MAGIC FAN Y’ALL
September 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I FOUND A MAGIC FAN Y’ALL
Robot umps now … redux.
September 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Robot umps now … redux.
WHATS UP DIARY KING .
September 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
WHATS UP DIARY KING .
The Mets batting in front of a Spinal Tap ad is a little too on the nose.
September 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Mets batting in front of a Spinal Tap ad is a little too on the nose.
So looking forward to this panel at @legacy-expo.bsky.social! My full convention schedule is at jasonfry.substack.com/p/my-legacy-....
September 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
So looking forward to this panel at @legacy-expo.bsky.social! My full convention schedule is at jasonfry.substack.com/p/my-legacy-....
Me: The Tonnika Sisters would not make good action figures. Their costumes are boring and they have no accessories. They’re just background characters. We only want them because we can’t have them.
Also Me: OMG ACTION FIGURES OF THE TONNIKA SISTERS!!!1!!!1!! FINALLY!!! THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!1!!!
Also Me: OMG ACTION FIGURES OF THE TONNIKA SISTERS!!!1!!!1!! FINALLY!!! THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!1!!!
September 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me: The Tonnika Sisters would not make good action figures. Their costumes are boring and they have no accessories. They’re just background characters. We only want them because we can’t have them.
Also Me: OMG ACTION FIGURES OF THE TONNIKA SISTERS!!!1!!!1!! FINALLY!!! THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!1!!!
Also Me: OMG ACTION FIGURES OF THE TONNIKA SISTERS!!!1!!!1!! FINALLY!!! THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!1!!!
I wouldn’t read this if you put a pistol to my temple. Please send the asteroid, we’ve become an embarrassment to all that came before us.
September 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I wouldn’t read this if you put a pistol to my temple. Please send the asteroid, we’ve become an embarrassment to all that came before us.
Some excellent trolling: The Brooklyn Cyclones are hosting the Hudson Valley Renegades, a Yankees farm team, and the video board features Dandy, the Yankees’ memory-holed mascot from the late 70s.
August 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Some excellent trolling: The Brooklyn Cyclones are hosting the Hudson Valley Renegades, a Yankees farm team, and the video board features Dandy, the Yankees’ memory-holed mascot from the late 70s.
Acadia National Park is pretty.
August 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Acadia National Park is pretty.