Introducing LummaC2. The world's most polite malware.

I had the great pleasure of listening to a presentation by and meeting, John Kindervag; The creator of the Zero Trust strategy. #RSAC

'Well, Mr. Smith, your surgery was a success and I estimate your recovery to only be around 1-2 weeks. We're ready to get you out of here, so here are your discharge papers to sign, and if you wouldn't mind also answering this question.'

Guess how old my wife is based on these glasses she bought.

Needless to say, I bought the tie.

Wait, what? Which Austin Powers deleted scene is this from?

I have a cat on my shoulder and a song in my heart.