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Jason Heiser
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Minnesota-based web developer with too many hobbies and interests, some of which include movies, soundtracks, graphic design, vintage computing, physical fitness, electromechanical pinball, and progressive causes.
I’m still surprised Gilliam was flummoxed by this line. A Python alum who needed this joke explained to them?!
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m enjoying it as an allegory about our moment. They are ChatGPT: a relentlessly cheery conglomeration of all human knowledge and experience that was made with nobody’s consent. A bitter and stubborn protagonist is a necessary contrast.
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Today!
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Sorry for the pointed question, I’ve just been curious about this since Varesé released their Deluxe Edition 25 years ago. A muscular score, but thin on low-frequency response? Odd. But I’m happy to have the Quartet edition, and appreciate all that you do! Listening to Moonraker now actually.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I love this score but wish it had more oomph in its lower frequencies. Is there a reason why its many editions have lacked this punch?
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Only $20 to get my name in the movie credits?! What a deal. Backed.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It’s possible that the color knob might be compatible with the volume control. If so, it could be used as a reference to make a 3D-printed replacement.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
That Zenith.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
PLEASE STOP DOING CRIME
YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That’s a valid concern, Jason, but consider that your colleague simply wants to help you b̶y̶ ̵r̵e̶s̴p̴o̶n̵d̴i̴n̸g̴ ̸t̶o̴ ̷y̵o̴u̵r̸ ̷q̶u̶e̶s̸t̵i̵o̶n̶ ̶w̸i̸t̵h̴ ̶i̶n̷f̶o̵r̸m̷a̶t̶i̸o̵n̷ ̶t̷h̴e̸y̵ ̵d̴o̴ ̶n̵o̵t̴ ̷p̸o̷s̵s̵e̷s̶s̷ ̵̹͉̉d̵͙̒̃u̸͖̅e̴̹̿ ̴̹̆ţ̶̝̅o̶͙̔̍ ̶̞̩̚l̷͙̽ả̶̬̳͠ċ̵̪̚ḱ̵̭ ̵̮̹̓͠o̴̯̎f̵̭̐͝ ̶͉͊e̴͍̾̚͜x̴̩̘̀̒p̸̰̏e̶̡͂̋r̷̹̃͝t̴̹͉̚͝i̷͇̝̋s̸͙̜͆̾e̵̙͛ ̷̣̈́͜i̵͓͇͐n̸̫̂ ̶̦̺̓t̶̜̅ḩ̴͛̽ḛ̷̬̓ ̵͓͋͊͜d̴̤̺̋o̶͔͗ḿ̴̨̲ậ̸ì̴̝̰̎ň̴̻ ̴̦̔y̵̺̏̚ő̷̱̇u̸̠̯̔̀ ̸̩̖͌̚a̴̬̋r̵̭̂e̷̡̓ ̸̫͐͝e̴̯͌̆n̷͙̻̋̀q̷̡̽̄u̵͙̅i̷͍͙̿͠r̴̼͐i̶̘̞̒n̸̢̈́͊g̶̤̭̑.̷̜̔
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Good story about the OG beep: www.folklore.org/Boot_Beep.html
Folklore.org: Boot Beep
www.folklore.org
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The nachos subplot had to be cut to make room for love.
October 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Seconding A Baker’s Wife; their tea cakes give me life.
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
They stuck the landing.
October 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What I wouldn’t give for them to troll him with a piece prize. He rolls into Oslo and they pin him a brown ribbon that says BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT
October 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Really disappointed in the smart folks here accepting the “it’s just a reaction meme” defense for a video still of a person whose carotid artery explodes in the next frame.
October 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM