Nobody’s done it better.

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

Canadian teenage boys don't appreciate Americans stealing all the imaginary teenage girlfriends from Canada.

If I ever became an actor, getting murdered by Jason Voorhees would be my receiving an Oscar moment. I even wrote my own pre-death line.

"Hey! You dumb kids! No one is supposed to be back here."

New season of Jeopardy! Time to trick myself into thinking I’m smrt.

If you see this post, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula

If you told eleven year old me that I had just followed Wil Wheaton on Bluesky, he would've asked what's Bluesky?

See you thought I was going to do a Wesley Crusher sucks joke, but I didn't. How's that for growth?

People who use the slippery slope argument, underestimate how much I love Slip N Slide.

I was told there would be more Nicolas Cage content here on BlueSky, but this was just a clever ruse to get me here.