Well deserved, I'd say.
September 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Well deserved, I'd say.
Today in Proud Dad moments... Sitting here at the @cloudflare.social office in San Francisco working alongside my son. He's busy helping make improvements to the Containers product while I'm trying to avoid breaking Workers.
August 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Today in Proud Dad moments... Sitting here at the @cloudflare.social office in San Francisco working alongside my son. He's busy helping make improvements to the Containers product while I'm trying to avoid breaking Workers.
The (Star Trek themed) vibe I bring to the party:
July 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The (Star Trek themed) vibe I bring to the party:
If anyone ever wonders what kind of humor I enjoy most. It's this. Definitely this.
July 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If anyone ever wonders what kind of humor I enjoy most. It's this. Definitely this.
Dear Europe,
This is not bacon.
That is all.
This is not bacon.
That is all.
June 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Dear Europe,
This is not bacon.
That is all.
This is not bacon.
That is all.
You silly English Hotels. This is not coffee.
June 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You silly English Hotels. This is not coffee.
If you visit the @nodejs.org website now, you'll see a new link telling about getting security support for older, no longer active Node.js versions ... What is this?
June 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you visit the @nodejs.org website now, you'll see a new link telling about getting security support for older, no longer active Node.js versions ... What is this?
Someone must have told her the truth and she broke out in hives.
June 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Someone must have told her the truth and she broke out in hives.
Sweet, y'all are leaving LA then and will stop harassing protesters and kidnapping families?
June 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Sweet, y'all are leaving LA then and will stop harassing protesters and kidnapping families?
The pool has officially reached Summer Temperature. Summer can officially begin. (That's Fahrenheit obviously)
May 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The pool has officially reached Summer Temperature. Summer can officially begin. (That's Fahrenheit obviously)
Yes, because they are. That's exactly what the boys at Normandy fought to preserve.
May 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Yes, because they are. That's exactly what the boys at Normandy fought to preserve.
Every hotel should come with hotel dogs.
May 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Every hotel should come with hotel dogs.
US Citizens cannot be deported. You mean they were illegally exiled without due process
May 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
US Citizens cannot be deported. You mean they were illegally exiled without due process
It's almost time. 2 more degrees (F of course)
May 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It's almost time. 2 more degrees (F of course)
Billionaire Dipshit doesn't want regular people chasing the American dream. Instead they should be working in mines so he and his buddies can get richer.
April 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Billionaire Dipshit doesn't want regular people chasing the American dream. Instead they should be working in mines so he and his buddies can get richer.
No no everyone, you don't understand! We've just been looking at the charts the wrong way around.
April 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
No no everyone, you don't understand! We've just been looking at the charts the wrong way around.
A 2000 pt drop in a single morning means we're great again, right?
April 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A 2000 pt drop in a single morning means we're great again, right?
April 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
E-Trade app bug or premonition? You be the judge.
April 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
E-Trade app bug or premonition? You be the judge.