Jase
@jase-m.bsky.social
Writer, gamer, geeky nerd, nerdy geek and all-round fab human being (when depression isn't making me a tw*t) - he/him 🏳️🌈 🇬🇧
They've saved the best, till last...
On the 24th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 13-sided d11 with 100% extra 1s, 3s, 4s and 5s, plus a zero and 10. No 8s or 9s.
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
On the 24th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 13-sided d11 with 100% extra 1s, 3s, 4s and 5s, plus a zero and 10. No 8s or 9s.
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
December 24, 2024 at 12:32 PM
They've saved the best, till last...
On the 24th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 13-sided d11 with 100% extra 1s, 3s, 4s and 5s, plus a zero and 10. No 8s or 9s.
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
On the 24th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 13-sided d11 with 100% extra 1s, 3s, 4s and 5s, plus a zero and 10. No 8s or 9s.
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
On the 23rd day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... I have no words... it's like something Gary Gygax might have excreted after a particularly argumentative curry. 17 sides and less than 10 numbers *sob*
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
December 23, 2024 at 6:06 PM
On the 23rd day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... I have no words... it's like something Gary Gygax might have excreted after a particularly argumentative curry. 17 sides and less than 10 numbers *sob*
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a terrashitta 'laterz loserz' figure and a 20-sided d100 of ultimate chaos (numbers include 19, 71 and 43 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
December 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a terrashitta 'laterz loserz' figure and a 20-sided d100 of ultimate chaos (numbers include 19, 71 and 43 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
Here's the other side of the 12-sider so you can witness the innumeracy in all its glory.
December 21, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Here's the other side of the 12-sider so you can witness the innumeracy in all its glory.
On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... an almost perfect D4 that is sadly designed by someone who doesn't know how d4s work, and a 12-sided d10 with 100% extra 3s and 4s #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream
December 21, 2024 at 10:50 AM
On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... an almost perfect D4 that is sadly designed by someone who doesn't know how d4s work, and a 12-sided d10 with 100% extra 3s and 4s #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream
On the 20th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... another terracrappa warrior and something that could be a duegar (evil dwarf), Namibian Santa or possibly Black Pudding Man (the defender of Yorkshire fry-ups) #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
December 20, 2024 at 10:12 AM
On the 20th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... another terracrappa warrior and something that could be a duegar (evil dwarf), Namibian Santa or possibly Black Pudding Man (the defender of Yorkshire fry-ups) #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
On the 19th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... that crappy hand-carved figure that Maximus had in his cell in Gladiator, only MORE crap and with his sword glued back on. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #gladiator #MaximusCrapnusOhReallyus
December 19, 2024 at 12:23 PM
On the 19th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... that crappy hand-carved figure that Maximus had in his cell in Gladiator, only MORE crap and with his sword glued back on. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #gladiator #MaximusCrapnusOhReallyus
On the 18th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 14-sided D4... with added 7 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
December 18, 2024 at 7:15 AM
On the 18th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 14-sided D4... with added 7 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
On the 15th, 16th and 17th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a gargoyle-thing, a buff Smurf and his melted chocolate wizard buddy, and a fat red dragon. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
December 17, 2024 at 12:30 PM
On the 15th, 16th and 17th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a gargoyle-thing, a buff Smurf and his melted chocolate wizard buddy, and a fat red dragon. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
And now, later than advertised...
On the 14th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a manicure that had been caught in the wheels of the passing coke lorry. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #cocacola #pepsitastesbetter #otherfizzydrinksareavailable
On the 14th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a manicure that had been caught in the wheels of the passing coke lorry. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #cocacola #pepsitastesbetter #otherfizzydrinksareavailable
December 14, 2024 at 12:34 PM
And now, later than advertised...
On the 14th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a manicure that had been caught in the wheels of the passing coke lorry. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #cocacola #pepsitastesbetter #otherfizzydrinksareavailable
On the 14th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a manicure that had been caught in the wheels of the passing coke lorry. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #cocacola #pepsitastesbetter #otherfizzydrinksareavailable
And now, later than advertised...
On the 12th and 13th days of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some kind of mouldy, fever-dream version of a d6, and one-handed Gladiator Papa Smurf. I mean, what the fudge is going on? #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
On the 12th and 13th days of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some kind of mouldy, fever-dream version of a d6, and one-handed Gladiator Papa Smurf. I mean, what the fudge is going on? #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
December 13, 2024 at 6:13 PM
And now, later than advertised...
On the 12th and 13th days of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some kind of mouldy, fever-dream version of a d6, and one-handed Gladiator Papa Smurf. I mean, what the fudge is going on? #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
On the 12th and 13th days of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some kind of mouldy, fever-dream version of a d6, and one-handed Gladiator Papa Smurf. I mean, what the fudge is going on? #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
I think the breakfast menu at my hotel might be for Nazis... 🤔 "I like my eggs Aryan side up!! Schnell!!!!"
December 10, 2024 at 8:55 AM
I think the breakfast menu at my hotel might be for Nazis... 🤔 "I like my eggs Aryan side up!! Schnell!!!!"
On the eighth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a black thing... in a cape... with a pick axe/raygun... and Jackson Pollock paintjob... WTAF? #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #UtterPollocks #JacksonPollock #TurnerPrize #loveit
December 8, 2024 at 3:59 PM
On the eighth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a black thing... in a cape... with a pick axe/raygun... and Jackson Pollock paintjob... WTAF? #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #UtterPollocks #JacksonPollock #TurnerPrize #loveit
On the seventh day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a broken minotaur with no neck about to catch the Hogwarts Express. #WhereIsHisOwl? #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit #harrypotter #potterverse #hogwarts
December 7, 2024 at 10:40 AM
On the seventh day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a broken minotaur with no neck about to catch the Hogwarts Express. #WhereIsHisOwl? #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit #harrypotter #potterverse #hogwarts
On the sixth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... what looks like a child's hand-carved figure unearthed in the ruins of Pompeii... except in shit resin #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit
December 6, 2024 at 9:51 AM
On the sixth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... what looks like a child's hand-carved figure unearthed in the ruins of Pompeii... except in shit resin #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit
On the fifth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a squashed and broken stegosaurus-man, handmade by someone wearing mittens #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit
December 5, 2024 at 9:29 AM
On the fifth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a squashed and broken stegosaurus-man, handmade by someone wearing mittens #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit
On the fourth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some mutant dice from a realm where they don't do numbers... #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit
December 4, 2024 at 6:57 PM
On the fourth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some mutant dice from a realm where they don't do numbers... #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit
There's a person on a tripod outside offices in Bishopsgate #ExtinctionRebellion #StopOil #HaveTheyDoneaRiskAssessment?
December 4, 2024 at 1:31 PM
There's a person on a tripod outside offices in Bishopsgate #ExtinctionRebellion #StopOil #HaveTheyDoneaRiskAssessment?
On the third day of Christmas, my hooky D&D calendar gave to me... a tiny-beaked 3D-printed gryphon. ♥️ #Christmas #d&d #Loveit
December 3, 2024 at 9:13 AM
On the third day of Christmas, my hooky D&D calendar gave to me... a tiny-beaked 3D-printed gryphon. ♥️ #Christmas #d&d #Loveit
Two days in, and I'm beginning to think my D&D advent calendar may not be 100% genuine.♥️ #d&d #christmas #knockoff #loveitanyway
December 2, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Two days in, and I'm beginning to think my D&D advent calendar may not be 100% genuine.♥️ #d&d #christmas #knockoff #loveitanyway
Another quartet of 'Descent: Legends of the Dark' figures painted. I didn't like how the bases turned out, so stuck some tufts on, to hide my blushes.
#boardgames #minipainting
#boardgames #minipainting
November 24, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Another quartet of 'Descent: Legends of the Dark' figures painted. I didn't like how the bases turned out, so stuck some tufts on, to hide my blushes.
#boardgames #minipainting
#boardgames #minipainting
A couple more heroes done for Descent LoD. First time I've attempted fire, and it turned out okay. I might be brave enough to attempt OSL glow next.
November 19, 2024 at 11:25 AM
A couple more heroes done for Descent LoD. First time I've attempted fire, and it turned out okay. I might be brave enough to attempt OSL glow next.
Rolling out Thunder Road Vendetta at my Games Club again tonight. Going to slide in the first expansion. Changing up a gear. *driving noises*
@restorationgames.bsky.social #boardgames
@restorationgames.bsky.social #boardgames
November 14, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Rolling out Thunder Road Vendetta at my Games Club again tonight. Going to slide in the first expansion. Changing up a gear. *driving noises*
@restorationgames.bsky.social #boardgames
@restorationgames.bsky.social #boardgames
Work in progress. Mostly from Descent Legends of the Dark, plus a sneaky infiltrator from my Grey Pile of Shame - the Necro from Zombicide Black Plague.
#boardgames #descent #zombicide
#boardgames #descent #zombicide
November 12, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Work in progress. Mostly from Descent Legends of the Dark, plus a sneaky infiltrator from my Grey Pile of Shame - the Necro from Zombicide Black Plague.
#boardgames #descent #zombicide
#boardgames #descent #zombicide