Jase
@jase-m.bsky.social
Writer, gamer, geeky nerd, nerdy geek and all-round fab human being (when depression isn't making me a tw*t) - he/him 🏳️🌈 🇬🇧
Hello lovelies. I haven't been on BSky all year. What did I miss?
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hello lovelies. I haven't been on BSky all year. What did I miss?
Happy New Year, BSkyers. My hangover and I wish you health, wealth and happiness in 2025. ♥️
January 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Happy New Year, BSkyers. My hangover and I wish you health, wealth and happiness in 2025. ♥️
Merry Christmas, you lovely peeps. I hope Santa brings you better stuff than was in my advent calendar.
a group of sheep wearing party hats are sitting at a table
Alt: a group of sheep wearing party hats are sitting at a table making Christmas decorations
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December 24, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Merry Christmas, you lovely peeps. I hope Santa brings you better stuff than was in my advent calendar.
They've saved the best, till last...
On the 24th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 13-sided d11 with 100% extra 1s, 3s, 4s and 5s, plus a zero and 10. No 8s or 9s.
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
On the 24th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 13-sided d11 with 100% extra 1s, 3s, 4s and 5s, plus a zero and 10. No 8s or 9s.
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
December 24, 2024 at 12:32 PM
They've saved the best, till last...
On the 24th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 13-sided d11 with 100% extra 1s, 3s, 4s and 5s, plus a zero and 10. No 8s or 9s.
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
On the 24th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 13-sided d11 with 100% extra 1s, 3s, 4s and 5s, plus a zero and 10. No 8s or 9s.
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
On the 23rd day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... I have no words... it's like something Gary Gygax might have excreted after a particularly argumentative curry. 17 sides and less than 10 numbers *sob*
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
December 23, 2024 at 6:06 PM
On the 23rd day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... I have no words... it's like something Gary Gygax might have excreted after a particularly argumentative curry. 17 sides and less than 10 numbers *sob*
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
#dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a terrashitta 'laterz loserz' figure and a 20-sided d100 of ultimate chaos (numbers include 19, 71 and 43 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
December 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a terrashitta 'laterz loserz' figure and a 20-sided d100 of ultimate chaos (numbers include 19, 71 and 43 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF
On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... an almost perfect D4 that is sadly designed by someone who doesn't know how d4s work, and a 12-sided d10 with 100% extra 3s and 4s #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream
December 21, 2024 at 10:50 AM
On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... an almost perfect D4 that is sadly designed by someone who doesn't know how d4s work, and a 12-sided d10 with 100% extra 3s and 4s #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream
On the 20th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... another terracrappa warrior and something that could be a duegar (evil dwarf), Namibian Santa or possibly Black Pudding Man (the defender of Yorkshire fry-ups) #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
December 20, 2024 at 10:12 AM
On the 20th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... another terracrappa warrior and something that could be a duegar (evil dwarf), Namibian Santa or possibly Black Pudding Man (the defender of Yorkshire fry-ups) #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
On the 19th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... that crappy hand-carved figure that Maximus had in his cell in Gladiator, only MORE crap and with his sword glued back on. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #gladiator #MaximusCrapnusOhReallyus
December 19, 2024 at 12:23 PM
On the 19th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... that crappy hand-carved figure that Maximus had in his cell in Gladiator, only MORE crap and with his sword glued back on. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #gladiator #MaximusCrapnusOhReallyus
December 18, 2024 at 1:06 PM
On the 18th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 14-sided D4... with added 7 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
December 18, 2024 at 7:15 AM
On the 18th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 14-sided D4... with added 7 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
Die Hard 2 complete (again). DH1, yesterday. Will I get to Jeremy Irons before Xmas...?
December 17, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Die Hard 2 complete (again). DH1, yesterday. Will I get to Jeremy Irons before Xmas...?
Just watched Black Doves on Netflix. Great script and acting, good action, Christmassy and (spookily) featuring a lot of locations from my past. Well done #KieraKnightly #BenWishaw #SarahLancashire and a great ensemble cast. @benwishaw.bsky.social #Netflix #BlackDoves #TV #MI5
December 17, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Just watched Black Doves on Netflix. Great script and acting, good action, Christmassy and (spookily) featuring a lot of locations from my past. Well done #KieraKnightly #BenWishaw #SarahLancashire and a great ensemble cast. @benwishaw.bsky.social #Netflix #BlackDoves #TV #MI5
On the 15th, 16th and 17th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a gargoyle-thing, a buff Smurf and his melted chocolate wizard buddy, and a fat red dragon. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
December 17, 2024 at 12:30 PM
On the 15th, 16th and 17th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a gargoyle-thing, a buff Smurf and his melted chocolate wizard buddy, and a fat red dragon. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
Right, my lovelies. I have been remiss in posting my mutated advent items. I will redress this awful oversight today. Hold onto your hats...
#dnd #advent #Christmas #games
#dnd #advent #Christmas #games
December 17, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Right, my lovelies. I have been remiss in posting my mutated advent items. I will redress this awful oversight today. Hold onto your hats...
#dnd #advent #Christmas #games
#dnd #advent #Christmas #games
And now, later than advertised...
On the 14th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a manicure that had been caught in the wheels of the passing coke lorry. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #cocacola #pepsitastesbetter #otherfizzydrinksareavailable
On the 14th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a manicure that had been caught in the wheels of the passing coke lorry. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #cocacola #pepsitastesbetter #otherfizzydrinksareavailable
December 14, 2024 at 12:34 PM
And now, later than advertised...
On the 14th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a manicure that had been caught in the wheels of the passing coke lorry. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #cocacola #pepsitastesbetter #otherfizzydrinksareavailable
On the 14th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a manicure that had been caught in the wheels of the passing coke lorry. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #cocacola #pepsitastesbetter #otherfizzydrinksareavailable
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This is what I would have preferred to see.
December 14, 2024 at 9:20 AM
This is what I would have preferred to see.
And now, later than advertised...
On the 12th and 13th days of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some kind of mouldy, fever-dream version of a d6, and one-handed Gladiator Papa Smurf. I mean, what the fudge is going on? #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
On the 12th and 13th days of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some kind of mouldy, fever-dream version of a d6, and one-handed Gladiator Papa Smurf. I mean, what the fudge is going on? #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
December 13, 2024 at 6:13 PM
And now, later than advertised...
On the 12th and 13th days of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some kind of mouldy, fever-dream version of a d6, and one-handed Gladiator Papa Smurf. I mean, what the fudge is going on? #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
On the 12th and 13th days of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some kind of mouldy, fever-dream version of a d6, and one-handed Gladiator Papa Smurf. I mean, what the fudge is going on? #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious
Apologies for the lack of crap advent gifts today - I overslept and had to rush out.
I'll open door number 12 in a few hours...
Be patient.
I'll open door number 12 in a few hours...
Be patient.
three baby birds are sitting in a nest surrounded by green leaves .
Alt: three baby birds are sitting in a nest surrounded by green leaves .
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December 12, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Apologies for the lack of crap advent gifts today - I overslept and had to rush out.
I'll open door number 12 in a few hours...
Be patient.
I'll open door number 12 in a few hours...
Be patient.
I watched Olivia Wilde's movie 'A Vigilante' this week. Powerful film. Could have gone the obvious 'action film' route, but didn't. It kept the violence in the background and women (and their suffering) in the foreground. A great film, but...
a black and white photo of a woman saying it 's amazing .
Alt: a black and white photo of Olivia Wilde saying it 's amazing .
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December 12, 2024 at 11:36 AM
I watched Olivia Wilde's movie 'A Vigilante' this week. Powerful film. Could have gone the obvious 'action film' route, but didn't. It kept the violence in the background and women (and their suffering) in the foreground. A great film, but...
If you're waiting with baited breath to find out what was in my knock-off D&D calendar these last few days, I can tell you with full confidence... you are in for a treat. OMFG
#dnd #dice #knock-off #fake #AmazinglyShite #StillWonderful
#dnd #dice #knock-off #fake #AmazinglyShite #StillWonderful
December 11, 2024 at 10:48 AM
If you're waiting with baited breath to find out what was in my knock-off D&D calendar these last few days, I can tell you with full confidence... you are in for a treat. OMFG
#dnd #dice #knock-off #fake #AmazinglyShite #StillWonderful
#dnd #dice #knock-off #fake #AmazinglyShite #StillWonderful
I think the breakfast menu at my hotel might be for Nazis... 🤔 "I like my eggs Aryan side up!! Schnell!!!!"
December 10, 2024 at 8:55 AM
I think the breakfast menu at my hotel might be for Nazis... 🤔 "I like my eggs Aryan side up!! Schnell!!!!"
Work's Christmas party last night, and I *may* have karaoke'd. Apparently I did good. #spandauballet #gold #DrunkArseMiddleAgedMan #StillGotit
December 10, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Work's Christmas party last night, and I *may* have karaoke'd. Apparently I did good. #spandauballet #gold #DrunkArseMiddleAgedMan #StillGotit
If you're waiting for a shit-advent-calendar update, you'll have to wait a bit longer, as I'm still away. #WhataTease
December 10, 2024 at 8:35 AM
If you're waiting for a shit-advent-calendar update, you'll have to wait a bit longer, as I'm still away. #WhataTease