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W Jarvis
@jarvitect.bsky.social
"baffling to look at"
Town Planner in training. Lover of buildings. Amateur Psephologist. Transport nerd. Minecraft addict. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him
Caught him putting a cheese pot in the oven mid workout
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I will never forgive AI for what it's done to jigsaw puzzles
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Another sleepless night spent mourning all the people I never became
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
SNOWING????!!!!?¿?????‽?!?!?!?¡?!?!‽
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
does anyone have any idea why the Bluesky app would use 8GB of data in less than a month? I've just run out of mobile data for the first time in my life 😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Whatever I did in my life that means I keep ending up in Swanley, I'm sorry 😭
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The fucking village I grew up in 😭
It's finally happened.

Christmas cancelled in Kent because Operation Raise the Colours tatty lamp post flags prevent the Christmas lights going up.

www.harrietshamparishcouncil.gov.uk/community/ha...
a white flag with a red cross on it is waving in the wind
ALT: a white flag with a red cross on it is waving in the wind
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Please, Mr T Biscuits was my father.
Call me Richard.
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Me tiptoeing around the flat in pitch blackness at 6am to avoid disturbing Tex's sleep, vs Tex storing saucepans, bowling balls, and a glockenspiel in the bathroom so he can be sure to make as much noise as possible when he gets up in the the middle of the night for a piss
December 6, 2024 at 6:56 AM
tomorrow i'm dressing up for halloween for the first time in my life and i think everyone who knows me will suddenly wish they didn't
October 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Overheard in the office

"ohhhh he reminds me a bit of... oh what's his name? Sponge man. The one with the trousers "
October 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Look, all I need is a magic pill that fixes everything that's wrong with me overnight and I'll be fine!!
October 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Tonight the very rare high-energy version of me came out to sing and I'm glad he did because I had a lovely lovely vibrant time
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i'm not exaggerating when i say that Dan and Phil saved my life, and everything I have today is thanks to them, so I'm just giggling and smiling still and I'm so happy for them
October 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Dan and Phil my beautiful wonderful boys!!!!
October 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
the ward I grew up in for nearly 20 years... :(
Harrietsham Lenham & North Downs (Maidstone) Council By-Election Result:

➡️ RFM: 50.4% (+38.8)
🌍 GRN: 18.8% (New)
🌳 CON: 14.0% (-2.6)
🔶 LDM: 9.7% (New)
🏰 HER: 4.0% (New)
🙋 Ind: 3.0% (New)

No Ind (-57.8) or LAB (-13.9) as previous.

Reform GAIN x3 from Independent.
Changes w/ 2024.
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Can anyone interpret this shopping list please? My whimsical idiot boyfriend cannot read his own atrocious handwriting
October 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Just discovered that there's no such show as David Dickinson's The Price of Rice.

a) I'm devastated

b) then what the fuck have I been watching over breakfast on ITV3 every morning for the past eight years?
September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
CAN I CATCH A FUCKING BREAK PLEASE
September 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Groups consistently place themselves as more concerned about reducing inequality than they think Labour is. The gap is especially wide among Green switchers, who put themselves at +2.4 on the scale but Labour at -0.4.
September 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Just casually deleting 786,000 features from a work GIS project
September 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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nothing worse than arriving at a lovely neighbourhood restaurant with a fantastic kitchen and exciting dishes, sitting down to take your seats, and being handed The Sunday Roast Menu
July 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Some really beautiful cheese sellers at this festival I have to say
September 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Quote from my fiancé while we're at the cheese festival:

"hold my cider. I want to go and try a rum"

(it's 10:30 am)
September 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM