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Jared Smith
@jaredsmith.bsky.social
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Personal account. Silly guy.

philosopher, clinical ethicist. Interested in OCD, bipolar disorder, bioethics, agency, psychiatry, clinical ethics, and AI/ML in medicine.

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Sam Neil sitting in an empty movie theater, smiling at the movie screen while he eats a bucket of popcorn. He is wearing hospital clothes for patients but he has drawn black crosses all over it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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me and who??
A hand drawn image of anthropomorphic cats with red orange fur and adorned in golden jewelry stands in front of a partially obscured white man with a 70’s Jenner haircut and blonde mustache
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Tracy Morgan is in white lab coat with thick black rimmed glasses and there are white fumes billowing out of a machine behind him. He looks alarmed.
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Thomas the Tank Engine looking shocked at the attacks on Leibniz and monadology
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Lake Placid
A movie poster for Lake Placid showing a gigantic crocodile mouth about to chomp down on a woman.
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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This is now a The Last Man thread
A movie poster for The Last Man starring Hayden Christensen and Harvey Keitel. The two actors are show in either side of the poster in sinister greyscale, and in the center of the poster a person wearing a gas mask has lightning shooting out of their head. A movie poster for The Last Man starring David Arnott, Jeri Ryan, and Dan Montgomery. The poster shows Jeri Ryan in a black form fitting suit. Behind her is earth seen from space, and in the top right a man in short shorts and ankle high boots sits on the moon, his hands together as if in prayer. A poster for The Last Man, from the 28th Galway Film Fleadh Official Selection. A man stands on a rocky outcropping. He is wearing a jacket with a scarf around his neck. A comic book cover for The Last Man from Vertigo comics. A man dressed in jeans and a t shirt stands in a field of simple wooden crosses marking graves. He’s holding a gun in one hand and had a capuchin monkey on his shoulder.
October 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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A white guy with heavily gelled hair wearing a black suit and tie screams with his mouth wide open (Mighty Mighty Bosstones)
October 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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A middle aged man in khakis with death written on his face looks frightened as he gazes over his shoulder, his gun pointed the opposite way.
September 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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A cell shaded image of Keanu reeves sitting in a white suit with a white helmet on, its plugged into the wall and he is looking at his palms.
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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I mean…
A middle aged white man with thinning blonde hair is sitting down. He is wearing a blue “Sawmart” workers vest and name tag. He is looking sadly down at the table. (1 Hour Photo)
September 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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A screenshot of RottenTomatoes showing the ratings for Mortal Kombat (1995). The tomatometer shows a green splat of 44% and the popcorn meter shows a spilled bucket of 58%. The movie banner shows a still from the film of Robin Shou (Liu Kang) fighting in the tournament. The film description below the scores reads: “Lord Rayden (Christopher Lambert) handpicks three martial artists -- federal agent Sonya Blade (Bridgette Wilson), Shaolin monk Lui Kang (Robin Shou) and action movie sensation Johnny Cage (Linden Ashby) -- and mentors them. After intense training, Rayden transports the trio to Outworld, the site of an inter-dimensional fighting tournament. There, the three humans must defeat the demonic warriors of the evil Shang Sung (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa) -- or allow Sung to take over the Earth.”
September 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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A well muscled French man in a red tunic with a silver mirror tucked discreetly into his wide belt gives a rousing speech to townspeople. He’s holding a torch so he can see better. No one’s neck is as incredibly thick as his. Not one bit of him is scrappy or scraggly, and every last inch of him is covered in hair.
September 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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A man whose skin is in grayscale wearing bulky plastic looking armor with blue lights laced throughout holds up a glowing blue disc. On the bottom of the image reads blue text: “I fight for the users” (Tron)
September 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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A cartoon drawing of a pale brown snail with a dark brown shell. Its eyes are narrowed angrily and glowing green and black (Adventure Time)
September 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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my faces when you fail
Two athletic young men look smolderingly at the camera while security officers loom over them in the background. One is bald and the other has a blowout and mustache.
August 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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🎶 So keep on reaching for the light, I now believe these are my memories…myyyyyyy memories! 🎵
A haggard looking Deckard (Harrison Ford) on the left merged with a photo of a beat up Officer K (Ryan Gosling) from Blade Runner 2049
August 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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sorry you mean this farmer’s almanac?
A brightly colored flyer-style image showing cartoon hotdogs amidst wording that says “July 16th - National Hotdog Day”. On the bottom is a stamp reading “The Old Farmer’s Almanac”
July 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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A balding middle-aged white man sits in a featureless gray cubicle in a gray checkered button up, working on his gray laptop while sipping from a gray cup. His smile is painful, and whispers of lost dreams.
July 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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A retro 80’s looking computer screen displays a series of sentences. “Greetings Professor Falken.” “Hello.” “A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.” (War Games, 1983)
July 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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A man dressed head to toe in a hotdog costume is talking to a man at a party and he looks animated and happy.
July 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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A stressed out Matthew McConaughey (alright alright) draws deeply from a cigarette, with a thousand yard stare (True Detective)
July 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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President Pullman in a fighter jet cockpit yelling “Doesn’t anyone have any bus passes left?”
July 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Tim Robinson, a pale white guy with short hair, is reclining awkwardly on a red couch in a conference room. He’s wearing a dress shirt with a strange pattern on it.
July 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I will never not post this
A comic page from Marvel Ultimates series. John Walker is working for Red Skull and they are confronted by Captain America, Human Torch, and other avengers. John Walker lunges for the avengers and Human Torch shoots a stream of fire at his head, setting it on fire as Walker screams. Captain America looks on and says “Jesus, Jim…”
June 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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A brown haired man in a brown suit has his head tilted back and eyes staring forward. On his face he is wearing the plastic face of a CPR dummy that he cut off the dummy (Dwight from The Office)
June 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM