Jared Buckert
@jaredbuckert.bsky.social
I'm a homesteading gearhead with a fancy mustache who watches too much Star Trek.
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Such a trippy episode. Like I know they're not our heroes and this story is honestly inconsequential, but it's still gut wrenching to watch them all liquify.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Such a trippy episode. Like I know they're not our heroes and this story is honestly inconsequential, but it's still gut wrenching to watch them all liquify.
Well there was that week where @quarkco.bsky.social was off station. Maybe we should have the station constabulary bring him in for questions?
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Well there was that week where @quarkco.bsky.social was off station. Maybe we should have the station constabulary bring him in for questions?
Or at least ChatGPT's version.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Or at least ChatGPT's version.
Pretty sure this isn't the real Chief. Quark must have hired that guy who made the @captainkiranerys.bsky.social holosuite program again.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Pretty sure this isn't the real Chief. Quark must have hired that guy who made the @captainkiranerys.bsky.social holosuite program again.
The green one or the yellow one?
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The green one or the yellow one?
Was it served cold?
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Was it served cold?
He was probably thinking "one of them sucks a mean dick and the other is going to be the next president of the United States" just to wake up after election day and go "oops".
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
He was probably thinking "one of them sucks a mean dick and the other is going to be the next president of the United States" just to wake up after election day and go "oops".
I guess I'll cancel the install of the donut launching replicator next to the coffee Jacuzzi then. Ensign, where is the PADD we use to rescind equipment relocation orders?
What do you mean you dropped it in the Jacuzzi!?!
What do you mean you dropped it in the Jacuzzi!?!
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I guess I'll cancel the install of the donut launching replicator next to the coffee Jacuzzi then. Ensign, where is the PADD we use to rescind equipment relocation orders?
What do you mean you dropped it in the Jacuzzi!?!
What do you mean you dropped it in the Jacuzzi!?!
I think we still have that replicator that only launches donuts down in cargo bay two. Would you like me to have it brought up and activated?
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I think we still have that replicator that only launches donuts down in cargo bay two. Would you like me to have it brought up and activated?
Somewhere I saw a pornstar (don't remember her name) being interviewed for a podcast and she said everyone she talks to in the industry is tired of step porn but since that's what keeps getting clicks that's what they're doing.
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Somewhere I saw a pornstar (don't remember her name) being interviewed for a podcast and she said everyone she talks to in the industry is tired of step porn but since that's what keeps getting clicks that's what they're doing.
And here I thought it was just the "step" moms and sons. I'm glad to see equality, but this wasn't the kind I was hoping for. 😂😂
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
And here I thought it was just the "step" moms and sons. I'm glad to see equality, but this wasn't the kind I was hoping for. 😂😂
Well when the conduits are glowing red hot what did you think we were going to do?
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Well when the conduits are glowing red hot what did you think we were going to do?
Just another Paramount blunder. Never should have shipped it to Netflix, definitely never should have ended it.
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just another Paramount blunder. Never should have shipped it to Netflix, definitely never should have ended it.
That doesn't make any sense, Chief. This is only Wednesday.
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
That doesn't make any sense, Chief. This is only Wednesday.
What kind of muffins, Chief? Ensign Ricky said something about a plate of blueberry habanero muffins over by the transporter control matrix.
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
What kind of muffins, Chief? Ensign Ricky said something about a plate of blueberry habanero muffins over by the transporter control matrix.
They said WRONG answers, dude.
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
They said WRONG answers, dude.
Stock prices must have needed a bump again.
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Stock prices must have needed a bump again.
I had a couple MAGA try grilling me about that. They didn't like when I pointed out that Biden basically never talked about the Epstein files, but Trump campaigned on releasing them and now can't keep his story straight from day-to-day about them.
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I had a couple MAGA try grilling me about that. They didn't like when I pointed out that Biden basically never talked about the Epstein files, but Trump campaigned on releasing them and now can't keep his story straight from day-to-day about them.
I don't post there. I just go make sure my name isn't being used for evil.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I don't post there. I just go make sure my name isn't being used for evil.
You still post over there?
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You still post over there?
Isn't that why Biden's DOJ couldn't release the files? It could have interfered with the Ghislaine Maxwell case?
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Isn't that why Biden's DOJ couldn't release the files? It could have interfered with the Ghislaine Maxwell case?
Why is Garak giggling in the corner, and why is Julian grinning so much? And what does Keiko mean when she said "I knew it!"?
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Why is Garak giggling in the corner, and why is Julian grinning so much? And what does Keiko mean when she said "I knew it!"?