Jared Buckert
jaredbuckert.bsky.social
Jared Buckert
@jaredbuckert.bsky.social
I'm a homesteading gearhead with a fancy mustache who watches too much Star Trek.

https://linktr.ee/jared_buckert
"This country has nothing to fear from the crooked man who fails. We put him in jail. It is the crooked man who succeeds who is a threat to this country." --Theodore Roosevelt
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Jean-Luc would approve of your varied interests.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My favorite Jared Leto performance is in American Psycho, and at least 50% of that is how his character met his demise. Although that did get a direct-to-video sequel that was honestly worthy of his presence (or so I'm told, since I haven't seen it).
I've started to come around on Jared Leto.

I hope they cast him in the next Ghostbusters movie so he can kill that franchise too. Make him the grim reaper of cinematic universes. Put him in the MCU. Put him in Star Wars.
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Any reason is good enough. Stick around.
Literally the only reason I would want to live longer is to see these motherfuckers die.
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The best news I've heard in I don't even know how long.
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
October 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Come on @support.bsky.team give Funhouse Radio back their account.
Please tell @support.bsky.team and @moderation.bsky.app that I am not a spammer. Also Email them at moderation@blueskyweb.xyz
I won't post here again unless they remove the label.
October 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
You might think Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves isn't a great movie, but I have yet to find someone who hates "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You". Bryan Adams didn't have to go so hard but he did.

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September 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Strike a fellow man of the cloth? Nah. But Friar Tuck is not above throwing one out the window.

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September 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The catapult was the best idea they could come up with? Good thing that carr full of hay and chickens was on the other side of the wall.

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September 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
After hearing Costner's accent, it's a good thing they told him to just be American Robin Hood.

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September 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
So Azeem just randomly came up with black powder. That would have been handy to throw at the guys with the flaming arrows.

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September 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Costner's mullet was so iconic they recognized it even when backlit.

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September 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Azeem and Friar Tuck make it look so easy to have settled the Crusades.

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September 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Apparently this DVD is forever old. Had to flip it over to get to the second half of the movie. Next time I'll dig out the VHS tape.

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September 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
To this day I still don't know which tree they got the material from for making metal arrowheads.

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September 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!" Is when I fell in love with Alan Rickman.

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September 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Isn't it weird how Marian's brother kept a gold ring hidden? I bet Christopher Walken has a monologue about it.

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September 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"You whine like a mule. You are still alive." Is definitely going in the rotation of quotable lines.

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September 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I still don't understand what the deal is with the guys in white robes. Is the Sheriff of Nottingham in some kind of cult?

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September 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Alright #filmsky. Time for the watch along nobody asked for. Time for Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!

This is one of those double sided DVDs. Remember those? I always worried I was putting the wrong side up.
September 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I found this cinematic masterpiece in the $5 bin at Walmart (which is a phrase I never expected to say again) and just had to have it. Can't remember the last time I saw this movie. Anybody feel like following along as I do a live tweet (is that what we call them here?) tomorrow night?
September 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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The Brits have such a way with words. You know. Those things with letter that help you define and say stuff about things.
September 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM