Jackie
jaqieackie.bsky.social
Jackie
@jaqieackie.bsky.social
Public defender, ultramarathoner, artist.
Ty Masterson is a loser.
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Nobody hates Elf on the Shelf more than I do.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Idk, I think buying a dog from a breeder is just a shit thing to do - especially if your reason is "Well, the last mutt we adopted was untrainable"
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I really think I need a non smartphone hmmm
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Has anyone starting compiling a database of AI YouTube channels to avoid? I love video essays but they all seem **suspicious** recently
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The reason I'm on an SSRI is because of major depression, and the reason I have major depression is capitalism, basically.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Idk it's just like...when judges say prior defendants they've sent to prison later thank them for doing so it just feels like they're trying to justify it to *themselves*
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It would be really cool if just once I could get a package delivered to me in Topeka on time. But no, everything gets delayed
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Karoline Leavitt wasn't bullied enough growing up and it shows.
October 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Need to open a gym for the swoletariats who can't stand being surrounded by bootlickers.
September 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Anyway, time for another day of fighting the man.
September 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
People need to stop asking me if I'd ever be a prosecutor. The answer is NO NEVER EVER EVER EVER IN MY LIFE I'D RATHER JUST NOT BE AN ATTOREY I'D RATHER GO BACK TO WAITING TABLES.
September 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Bruh I am SO SICK of cops. "Although she didn't hit me, I believe this could have caused great bodily harm" STFU YOU HAVE A GUN U R A BABY & now another person in clear mental crisis is in jail. Assholes.
September 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Jackie
Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"
September 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I wish the news weren't big losers who called it a "war" it's a one-sided GENOCIDE c'mon.
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by Jackie
Here are some tweets from Charlie Kirk over just the last few days. They are an impressive mix of hatred towards: Blacks, immigrants, women, immigrants, Muslims, LGBTQ, academics.
September 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If you're on the site you already know this, but when the government is trying to activate the troops to get rid of homeless people, it's time to riot. If I wasn't 1200 miles from DC I'd be CAUSING A FUCKING SCENE
August 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Being hypermobile is fun and games until you relax for half a second and suddenly half your body has subluxations.
August 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What's the point if you're not helping someone
August 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I could really go for a hot July night at stonewall Allentown rn
July 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It would be really cool if recovery programs for substance use weren't just attempts at converting folks to Christianity.
July 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reposted by Jackie
The left better start figuring out how to weaponize today's decision rather than just (rightfully) criticizing it.

- Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders.

- Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.
June 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
THIS SUPREME COURT IS TRASH
June 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Reposted by Jackie
If the Supreme Court thinks universal injunctions are unconstitutional, to wait until *now* to say that, in this of all cases, with this of all presidents, is a devastating indictment of both its impartiality and its prudence.
June 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Folks, stop asking public defenders if our career goal is to because the district attorney - most of us would rather just not practice law than make a living putting people in prison!! That questions is an insult to my intelligence, integrity, and morals.
June 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM