We live in the dumbest of all possible timelines

We had luck that we hopped off the right wing pro Russia FPÖ and have our more or less center/liberal government now. Our foreign ministry is without a doubt pro-Ukraine

Da wird sich die ÖVP massiv querstellen, aber es wär natürlich gscheider

They also burned men they didn't like* (a lot less but worth mentioning)