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Janko Raven
@jankoraven.bsky.social
· Jul 19
screw physique give me a man with a Blues Traveller Harmonica Bandolier™️
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
to save your sanity this morning, this is a gentle reminder you should never interact with any account on this app that doesn't have an avatar
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
to save your sanity this morning, this is a gentle reminder you should never interact with any account on this app that doesn't have an avatar
ICE declares war on god
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
ICE declares war on god
chat is this good
🚨 CNBC: "Announced corporate job cuts surging past 1 million so far this year, with 153,000 new layoffs just in October according to Challenger. That is the worst October since 2003."
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
chat is this good
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live view from cuomo hq
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
live view from cuomo hq
hey look it's every poly couple on grindr
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
hey look it's every poly couple on grindr
just got irrationally angry at a YouTube clip that said a male cat was "comforting his wife while she was in labor"
cats do not get married. they live in bliss never knowing what marriage is. fill your pockets with lead and walk into the sea, @so-adorablepet
cats do not get married. they live in bliss never knowing what marriage is. fill your pockets with lead and walk into the sea, @so-adorablepet
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
just got irrationally angry at a YouTube clip that said a male cat was "comforting his wife while she was in labor"
cats do not get married. they live in bliss never knowing what marriage is. fill your pockets with lead and walk into the sea, @so-adorablepet
cats do not get married. they live in bliss never knowing what marriage is. fill your pockets with lead and walk into the sea, @so-adorablepet
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study after study after study shows that literally just handing people money and telling them "do what you want with this" reduces homelessness, increases food security for children, makes it more likely people will find and retain jobs.1
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
study after study after study shows that literally just handing people money and telling them "do what you want with this" reduces homelessness, increases food security for children, makes it more likely people will find and retain jobs.1
What if we're invaded by an army of giant rubber tires
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What if we're invaded by an army of giant rubber tires
you guys ever think about how the only way other countries have ever purged a fascist machine this bad is by losing a war where roughly 10% of their entire population dies?
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
you guys ever think about how the only way other countries have ever purged a fascist machine this bad is by losing a war where roughly 10% of their entire population dies?
as is tradition, all exits from the Rogers Center have now been barricaded from the outside
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
as is tradition, all exits from the Rogers Center have now been barricaded from the outside
at what point does this become a cricket game
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
at what point does this become a cricket game
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If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
reut.rs
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples
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a new copy pasta has been born. rejoice.
October 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
a new copy pasta has been born. rejoice.
there are two memories seared into my brain from the year my grandfather spent dying:
-he started remodelling the only bathroom in his home with no clear plans of what the finished version would be
-he started ripping apart all the antique furniture in his house to "fix" each piece
-he started remodelling the only bathroom in his home with no clear plans of what the finished version would be
-he started ripping apart all the antique furniture in his house to "fix" each piece
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
there are two memories seared into my brain from the year my grandfather spent dying:
-he started remodelling the only bathroom in his home with no clear plans of what the finished version would be
-he started ripping apart all the antique furniture in his house to "fix" each piece
-he started remodelling the only bathroom in his home with no clear plans of what the finished version would be
-he started ripping apart all the antique furniture in his house to "fix" each piece
nothing gets me more turnt than when a company has this banger as their hold music
youtu.be/N7xn5zeJ4D4?...
youtu.be/N7xn5zeJ4D4?...
Opus No. 1
YouTube video by Tim Carleton - Topic
youtu.be
October 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
nothing gets me more turnt than when a company has this banger as their hold music
youtu.be/N7xn5zeJ4D4?...
youtu.be/N7xn5zeJ4D4?...
can't wait for google ads to figure out what days of the week I'm eating corn on the cob
“At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities. (Please wash your hands before signing out or tracking your progress.) Then, check in with the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.”
Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents
The company's new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.
www.cnet.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
can't wait for google ads to figure out what days of the week I'm eating corn on the cob
time to tuck in, catch up on my shows, and d͉̙͊ͦe͓̲ͯ̓v̠̫̽̑ȍ̰̪͑u̲͈ͩ̆r̟̤ͬ͌ ͉̤͛̇ť̹͍̈h̤̗̋͒e̲͔̓͛ ͇̺ͩ͆ḻ͔̃͛ĩ̜̖͐t̻̬ͥ̎ț̪ͤͧḻ͔̈ͦȇ̻̟͊ ̜̲ͯͦo̮͓ͧ̑ñ̙̠ͯe̳̘͋͑s̤͖ͪ͑
(Civil War breaks out) Fuck this, I’m starting a pretzel company
October 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
time to tuck in, catch up on my shows, and d͉̙͊ͦe͓̲ͯ̓v̠̫̽̑ȍ̰̪͑u̲͈ͩ̆r̟̤ͬ͌ ͉̤͛̇ť̹͍̈h̤̗̋͒e̲͔̓͛ ͇̺ͩ͆ḻ͔̃͛ĩ̜̖͐t̻̬ͥ̎ț̪ͤͧḻ͔̈ͦȇ̻̟͊ ̜̲ͯͦo̮͓ͧ̑ñ̙̠ͯe̳̘͋͑s̤͖ͪ͑
finally slayed the spire in Slay the Spire. gunna celebrate by playing more Slay the Spire
October 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
finally slayed the spire in Slay the Spire. gunna celebrate by playing more Slay the Spire
if the "trump is dead" viral weekend taught us anything its that he's going to be gone for an entire week before they announce anything
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says
Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."
reut.rs
October 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
if the "trump is dead" viral weekend taught us anything its that he's going to be gone for an entire week before they announce anything
GRAAAAAH THROW BIG ROCK SINK BOAT *the sound of ratting chains*
Republican Senators, with an assist from Sen. John Fetterman, voted down an attempt to block the Trump administration’s missile strikes on alleged Venezuelan drug boats. interc.pt/4o9CBur
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
GRAAAAAH THROW BIG ROCK SINK BOAT *the sound of ratting chains*