Janie Owens
@janieowens.bsky.social
Writer. Artist. Barista. Rat enthusiast.
Read my YA short story: https://www.unchartedmag.com/stories/triangle/
Buy my art: https://janiemakesart.etsy.com
Read my YA short story: https://www.unchartedmag.com/stories/triangle/
Buy my art: https://janiemakesart.etsy.com
EVERY day is like April Fools Day in this country. Am I right, guys?
April 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
EVERY day is like April Fools Day in this country. Am I right, guys?
A trans woman threw the first brick 🏳️⚧️
March 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A trans woman threw the first brick 🏳️⚧️
Thinking about that time I checked the Great Gatsby out from the library and said I was reading it for fun, and the librarian told me, "Good luck."
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Thinking about that time I checked the Great Gatsby out from the library and said I was reading it for fun, and the librarian told me, "Good luck."
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P4A PASSED $3 MILLION!🥳
February 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
P4A PASSED $3 MILLION!🥳
I NEED the Project for Awesome this year. ❤️🖖🍌
February 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I NEED the Project for Awesome this year. ❤️🖖🍌
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I’m watching it too guys wow so good
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m watching it too guys wow so good
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I'm watching the Super Bowl at Drake's house, and it is very uncomfortable right now
February 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm watching the Super Bowl at Drake's house, and it is very uncomfortable right now
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
Me, waking up and putting on the SAD lamp glasses that I bought to help with my seasonal depression, and then immediately checking social media: guys, I don't think these glasses are working
February 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Me, waking up and putting on the SAD lamp glasses that I bought to help with my seasonal depression, and then immediately checking social media: guys, I don't think these glasses are working
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Let's go girls
Trump’s anti-trans Executive Order is bad BUT it technically defines everyone as female. It states:
“'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."
Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.
“'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."
Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.
January 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Let's go girls
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January 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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AOC: I don’t celebrate RAPISTS, so no, I’m not going to the inauguration tomorrow
January 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
AOC: I don’t celebrate RAPISTS, so no, I’m not going to the inauguration tomorrow
If you knock on public bathroom doors, I truly believe you're a sociopath
January 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you knock on public bathroom doors, I truly believe you're a sociopath
The one thing I don't like about social media is how they take all the fun ones away from us, but all the bad, annoying, evil ones stay around forever and ever and also just keep getting more bad, annoying, and evil
January 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The one thing I don't like about social media is how they take all the fun ones away from us, but all the bad, annoying, evil ones stay around forever and ever and also just keep getting more bad, annoying, and evil
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ACAB includes the Village People cop
January 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
ACAB includes the Village People cop
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I think Mark Zuckerberg might be a kinda uncool dude…
January 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I think Mark Zuckerberg might be a kinda uncool dude…
Post some teeth.
Punk rat sticker. 🖤🤘
Punk rat sticker. 🖤🤘
December 22, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Post some teeth.
Punk rat sticker. 🖤🤘
Punk rat sticker. 🖤🤘
Comic sans this. Papyrus that. Why is nobody talking about how the font for the movie Poor Things looks the same as the Rae Dunn font?
December 18, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Comic sans this. Papyrus that. Why is nobody talking about how the font for the movie Poor Things looks the same as the Rae Dunn font?
Why did the other reindeer even call him Pinocchio? Just because he also had something weird going on with his nose? Half-assed bullying if you ask me. If I were a reindeer, I could've come up with something more clever.
December 15, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Why did the other reindeer even call him Pinocchio? Just because he also had something weird going on with his nose? Half-assed bullying if you ask me. If I were a reindeer, I could've come up with something more clever.
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
Once I get my seasonal depression under control, it's all over for you bitches
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Once I get my seasonal depression under control, it's all over for you bitches
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to all who celebrate
December 4, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to all who celebrate