Janeva Zentz
@janevazentz.bsky.social
Comedian 💅🏽🎤💜🚀
www.janevazentz.com
www.janevazentz.com
You ever impulse buy at the farmers market and u come home with the most bizarre assortment of rare fruits & veggies that u then don’t even kno what to do with? Does.This.Happen.To.You?
March 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
You ever impulse buy at the farmers market and u come home with the most bizarre assortment of rare fruits & veggies that u then don’t even kno what to do with? Does.This.Happen.To.You?
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This is how they be talking to you in the pawn shop after offering you $40 for your PS5
February 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is how they be talking to you in the pawn shop after offering you $40 for your PS5
Surprise, surprise, co-founder of Airbnb is joining DOGE, the who’s who of the worst tech bros.
February 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Surprise, surprise, co-founder of Airbnb is joining DOGE, the who’s who of the worst tech bros.
Having a dishwasher is great but did you know you gotta unload it every time. Like every time.
February 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Having a dishwasher is great but did you know you gotta unload it every time. Like every time.
Can’t wait to have a margarita at the Trump Hotel in Gaza!!! OMG let’s go gurls!!!
February 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Can’t wait to have a margarita at the Trump Hotel in Gaza!!! OMG let’s go gurls!!!
Exited my zoom therapy sesh too quickly; my therapist was still waving good bye. I cannot live with this.
January 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Exited my zoom therapy sesh too quickly; my therapist was still waving good bye. I cannot live with this.
Donnie the dumpster truck driver says DEI is out and DUI is in!
January 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Donnie the dumpster truck driver says DEI is out and DUI is in!
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New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote
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January 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote
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I’m sorry what did Mel say?! So all these white boi alphas just need a dom?!
Mel Gibson: I’m glad Trump is here. It’s like daddy arrived and he’s taking his belt off
January 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I’m sorry what did Mel say?! So all these white boi alphas just need a dom?!
Petition to follow the constitution, like people get so uppity about rule number 2. Ok fine, but you can’t cherry pick! It’s like a set menu!
January 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Petition to follow the constitution, like people get so uppity about rule number 2. Ok fine, but you can’t cherry pick! It’s like a set menu!
Severance is back! NGL never have I wanted to be sever’d from my reality quite like now. #severance
January 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Severance is back! NGL never have I wanted to be sever’d from my reality quite like now. #severance
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Flashback to 2020:
CA official: "If we ignore the science and put our head in the sand... we're not going to succeed together protecting Californians."
Trump: "It'll start getting cooler. You just watch."
"I wish science agreed with you."
Trump: "I don’t think science knows, actually."
CA official: "If we ignore the science and put our head in the sand... we're not going to succeed together protecting Californians."
Trump: "It'll start getting cooler. You just watch."
"I wish science agreed with you."
Trump: "I don’t think science knows, actually."
January 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Flashback to 2020:
CA official: "If we ignore the science and put our head in the sand... we're not going to succeed together protecting Californians."
Trump: "It'll start getting cooler. You just watch."
"I wish science agreed with you."
Trump: "I don’t think science knows, actually."
CA official: "If we ignore the science and put our head in the sand... we're not going to succeed together protecting Californians."
Trump: "It'll start getting cooler. You just watch."
"I wish science agreed with you."
Trump: "I don’t think science knows, actually."
LA is completely on fire so I need to know who are we getting to run for president in 4 years?! because they need to understand this new climate reality, and we better get to work NOW putting them in office! Besides @aoc.bsky.social who we backing?!
January 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
LA is completely on fire so I need to know who are we getting to run for president in 4 years?! because they need to understand this new climate reality, and we better get to work NOW putting them in office! Besides @aoc.bsky.social who we backing?!
Was super hungry, aggressively dipped a chip in salsa, ate it and while choking on the taste realized the salsa was off. This may be my last message to the world. It was a nice run.
January 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Was super hungry, aggressively dipped a chip in salsa, ate it and while choking on the taste realized the salsa was off. This may be my last message to the world. It was a nice run.
Did a bunch of standup shows in Melbourne, and so ready to get back at it!
January 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Did a bunch of standup shows in Melbourne, and so ready to get back at it!
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Harris barely lost despite all the challenges and her own campaign mistakes. Trump has never gotten 50%. A divided man leads a divided and self-destructive country. Also, PA workers, sadly, are going to go through some things under Trump and his policies.
December 16, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Harris barely lost despite all the challenges and her own campaign mistakes. Trump has never gotten 50%. A divided man leads a divided and self-destructive country. Also, PA workers, sadly, are going to go through some things under Trump and his policies.
Ai is ruining google - tried to look for new bath towels and ai was synthesizing reviews from different brands and the ux of the page was all busted - i want to see pictures and price before random reviews! Then the guilt that Ai used precious resources to force feed nonsense to me!
November 28, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Ai is ruining google - tried to look for new bath towels and ai was synthesizing reviews from different brands and the ux of the page was all busted - i want to see pictures and price before random reviews! Then the guilt that Ai used precious resources to force feed nonsense to me!
I bought a ticket for primavera sound in 2025, not really a festival girlie but the stars aligned! I’m so pumped! Does anyone have tips for how to have a positive festival experience? Like comfy shoes…
November 19, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I bought a ticket for primavera sound in 2025, not really a festival girlie but the stars aligned! I’m so pumped! Does anyone have tips for how to have a positive festival experience? Like comfy shoes…