Austin Shirley
@janefondajr.bsky.social
FKA Twigs told me I was adorable and fabulous, so I’m kind of the shit!
This was the painting AI told me I look like.
Jacopo Coppi, detto Jacopo del Meglio, 1523/1591.
Portrait de jeune homme, vers 1550/1575.
Portrait de jeune homme, vers 1550/1575.
June 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This was the painting AI told me I look like.
They’re gonna be giving out Malört for communion now.
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May 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
They’re gonna be giving out Malört for communion now.
@nintendousa.bsky.social you all know what we want!
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April 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
@nintendousa.bsky.social you all know what we want!
Loving Mid-Century Modern! Not the Golden Girls, but def what I need in my life!
March 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Loving Mid-Century Modern! Not the Golden Girls, but def what I need in my life!
Y’all remember Rescue Heros?!? I had so many of those! And the cartoon was great!
March 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Y’all remember Rescue Heros?!? I had so many of those! And the cartoon was great!
One thing to know is I LOVE LARA CROFT (and that my bf/fiancé dressed like Nathan Drake for me) 💜
March 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
One thing to know is I LOVE LARA CROFT (and that my bf/fiancé dressed like Nathan Drake for me) 💜
Switched to Fire Island because I needed some real 🚬’s in my life right now! (This scene alone is why I made the switch)
March 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Switched to Fire Island because I needed some real 🚬’s in my life right now! (This scene alone is why I made the switch)
Love that for her!
AOC, (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez), becomes the first person to surpass 2 MILLION followers on Bluesky.
March 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Love that for her!
Hi y’all! I’ve been missing from here, but I’m back and trying to make a splash!
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March 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hi y’all! I’ve been missing from here, but I’m back and trying to make a splash!
I use to think Ralph Macchio and Sal Mineo were the same person. But honestly both could get it!
March 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I use to think Ralph Macchio and Sal Mineo were the same person. But honestly both could get it!
Elon thinks he can just buy us with $5,000? The fact they’re acting like this is coming from all those “wasteful” programs they’re shutting down, when in actuality, it’s most likely coming from his own pocket. But the cult will believe whatever they tell them.
February 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Elon thinks he can just buy us with $5,000? The fact they’re acting like this is coming from all those “wasteful” programs they’re shutting down, when in actuality, it’s most likely coming from his own pocket. But the cult will believe whatever they tell them.
So they’re just fine with him declaring himself a king?
February 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
So they’re just fine with him declaring himself a king?
I. Fucking. Love. Twigs. So. Much.
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January 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I. Fucking. Love. Twigs. So. Much.
Isn’t it funny how, when someone preaches compassion for oppressed communities, it’s denounced as “bringing their church into the world of politics,” but that same “religion” is used in politics to justify stripping away basic human rights?
The Bible only counts when it’s convenient for you, huh?
The Bible only counts when it’s convenient for you, huh?
January 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Isn’t it funny how, when someone preaches compassion for oppressed communities, it’s denounced as “bringing their church into the world of politics,” but that same “religion” is used in politics to justify stripping away basic human rights?
The Bible only counts when it’s convenient for you, huh?
The Bible only counts when it’s convenient for you, huh?
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Me, every day for the next four years
January 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Me, every day for the next four years
Sorry for the nudie on main everyone!
January 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sorry for the nudie on main everyone!
He’s not even in office yet! This fucking ploy to get fucking morons to think he’s actually doing anything for “the people”.
January 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He’s not even in office yet! This fucking ploy to get fucking morons to think he’s actually doing anything for “the people”.
If TikTok comes back, any person I see that thanks that orange piece of shit, is getting cussed out and blocked.
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If TikTok comes back, any person I see that thanks that orange piece of shit, is getting cussed out and blocked.
My last TikTok was Terri Joe on live 😅
January 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My last TikTok was Terri Joe on live 😅
Watching Son in Law for the first time in years, and honestly Pauly Shore could get it! He’s giving Ilana from Broad City vibes
January 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Watching Son in Law for the first time in years, and honestly Pauly Shore could get it! He’s giving Ilana from Broad City vibes
Y’all, they are really trying it. This next 4 years is gonna be a test for fucking sure!
January 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Y’all, they are really trying it. This next 4 years is gonna be a test for fucking sure!
Just saw Nosferatu.
January 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Just saw Nosferatu.
Y’all I’m so ready for this Sunny/Abbot crossover!!!
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December 27, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Y’all I’m so ready for this Sunny/Abbot crossover!!!
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