Jane Doughnut
@janedoughnut.bsky.social
Just a small town girl, livin’ in a lonely world.
Go watch @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social on @datelinenbc.bsky.social talk to her father and brother. Then tell anyone you know from NE Ohio in this era 1989-1990 to share this. Tell the FBI or the Bay Village Police who took Amy and killed her.
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Go watch @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social on @datelinenbc.bsky.social talk to her father and brother. Then tell anyone you know from NE Ohio in this era 1989-1990 to share this. Tell the FBI or the Bay Village Police who took Amy and killed her.
It is too much to have to explain the Hatch Act, Puerto Ricans are US Citizens, the Posse Comitatus Act and Balkan geography in one news cycle.
I’m going outside to do literally anything.
See y’all at dinner.
I’m going outside to do literally anything.
See y’all at dinner.
October 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It is too much to have to explain the Hatch Act, Puerto Ricans are US Citizens, the Posse Comitatus Act and Balkan geography in one news cycle.
I’m going outside to do literally anything.
See y’all at dinner.
I’m going outside to do literally anything.
See y’all at dinner.
Yeah, quick question. What the FUCK. I’m trying to log in and do case management DOJ, not see weird ass political propaganda. God I hate it here.
October 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Yeah, quick question. What the FUCK. I’m trying to log in and do case management DOJ, not see weird ass political propaganda. God I hate it here.
How is a man who lets reporters and family into a classified Signal chat going to tell people I love and respect they’re subject to random polygraphs for “leaks”.
Take several seats.
Take several seats.
October 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
How is a man who lets reporters and family into a classified Signal chat going to tell people I love and respect they’re subject to random polygraphs for “leaks”.
Take several seats.
Take several seats.
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One sharpens the mind for the other, if you think about it.
The way you pivot between politics and baseball
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
One sharpens the mind for the other, if you think about it.
The urge of a Millennial raised by Boomers to write a strongly worded letter to the government.
“GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. YOU’RE MAKING MY FRIENDS SAD.”
Thee fuck did the National Park Service do to you? The USDA? Be so for fucking real right now.
“GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. YOU’RE MAKING MY FRIENDS SAD.”
Thee fuck did the National Park Service do to you? The USDA? Be so for fucking real right now.
a cartoon of a baby laying on the floor and the words i hate it here
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media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The urge of a Millennial raised by Boomers to write a strongly worded letter to the government.
“GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. YOU’RE MAKING MY FRIENDS SAD.”
Thee fuck did the National Park Service do to you? The USDA? Be so for fucking real right now.
“GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. YOU’RE MAKING MY FRIENDS SAD.”
Thee fuck did the National Park Service do to you? The USDA? Be so for fucking real right now.
Every time my agency has a meeting about mental health I want to flip a table. Bitch. Please. Half of us are on ADHD meds, that same half is ALSO on anti depressants it seems. 25% of us have to schedule our therapy around work and trainings. Everyone here is working through cPTSD.
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Every time my agency has a meeting about mental health I want to flip a table. Bitch. Please. Half of us are on ADHD meds, that same half is ALSO on anti depressants it seems. 25% of us have to schedule our therapy around work and trainings. Everyone here is working through cPTSD.
Well. It turns out my useable skills include: correctly identifying AI images, most home repairs, making roast chicken and completely forgetting what day it is. Cool. Cool. Cool.
July 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Well. It turns out my useable skills include: correctly identifying AI images, most home repairs, making roast chicken and completely forgetting what day it is. Cool. Cool. Cool.
What the fuck even is this day. I need to go home. Or a year sabbatical in the wilderness. Maybe both.
a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
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media.tenor.com
June 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
What the fuck even is this day. I need to go home. Or a year sabbatical in the wilderness. Maybe both.
Every time I read the Wall Street Journal or Foreign Affairs lately, I get a stupid knot in my stomach.
The Beatles said it best:
“I read the news today, oh boy”
I wish sometimes I didn’t know how the events in those headlines directly affected people I care about.
The Beatles said it best:
“I read the news today, oh boy”
I wish sometimes I didn’t know how the events in those headlines directly affected people I care about.
a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` i 'm fine , it 's fine `` .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` i 'm fine , it 's fine `` .
media.tenor.com
June 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Every time I read the Wall Street Journal or Foreign Affairs lately, I get a stupid knot in my stomach.
The Beatles said it best:
“I read the news today, oh boy”
I wish sometimes I didn’t know how the events in those headlines directly affected people I care about.
The Beatles said it best:
“I read the news today, oh boy”
I wish sometimes I didn’t know how the events in those headlines directly affected people I care about.
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Happy Birthday, James Meredith! #OTD in 1962, the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals ordered his admission, the 1st known Black student to Ole Miss. Four years later, he started his one-man March Against Fear, only to be shot by a white supremacist. Civil rights leaders joined him in finishing the march.
June 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Happy Birthday, James Meredith! #OTD in 1962, the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals ordered his admission, the 1st known Black student to Ole Miss. Four years later, he started his one-man March Against Fear, only to be shot by a white supremacist. Civil rights leaders joined him in finishing the march.
The sushi delivery guy must be happy with my commitment to rounding up my tip to the nearest dollar. This man just brought an order with an extra egg roll and a small treat for Jurassic Bark. Literal 70 some year old man who just nods and smiles at me and I’m ready to cry.
a man in a suit and tie is talking about his heart is very full at this moment .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about his heart is very full at this moment .
media.tenor.com
June 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The sushi delivery guy must be happy with my commitment to rounding up my tip to the nearest dollar. This man just brought an order with an extra egg roll and a small treat for Jurassic Bark. Literal 70 some year old man who just nods and smiles at me and I’m ready to cry.
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Nixon called Haldeman and Ehrlichman ‘two of the finest public servants it has been my privilege to know’
VAN HOLLEN: I assume you mean that "zealous advocacy" does not mean telling untruths to courts of law. But if that's not the case, what did you mean by saying he's not a "zealous advocate"?
BONDI: The timing of it I find suspect. He takes hits at Emil Bove who is one of the best human beings I know
BONDI: The timing of it I find suspect. He takes hits at Emil Bove who is one of the best human beings I know
June 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Nixon called Haldeman and Ehrlichman ‘two of the finest public servants it has been my privilege to know’
I almost yeeted the Gen Z hire into the sun because he tried to tell me Tupac lived through being shot. Not because he believes a conspiracy theory. Because he literally did not know.
a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on
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media.tenor.com
June 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I almost yeeted the Gen Z hire into the sun because he tried to tell me Tupac lived through being shot. Not because he believes a conspiracy theory. Because he literally did not know.
Went to a five story used book store today on a mission. Almost cried because the owner had 4 copies of the out of print book I wanted. Owner is in his 80s and an absolute legend.
April 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Went to a five story used book store today on a mission. Almost cried because the owner had 4 copies of the out of print book I wanted. Owner is in his 80s and an absolute legend.
Fuck off. This is my emotional support kimchi.
a white bowl filled with a red sauce and a piece of cheese
ALT: a white bowl filled with a red sauce and a piece of cheese
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Fuck off. This is my emotional support kimchi.
Sometimes the smallest things in a news story are what guts me. Pete Kiehart took this photo for the @washingtonpost.com The engine company is emblazoned with “US Navy”. DC needed help and everyone answered.
You need us? Hold on. We’re coming.
You need us? Hold on. We’re coming.
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Sometimes the smallest things in a news story are what guts me. Pete Kiehart took this photo for the @washingtonpost.com The engine company is emblazoned with “US Navy”. DC needed help and everyone answered.
You need us? Hold on. We’re coming.
You need us? Hold on. We’re coming.
Oh good. Jaws has learned to use me as a tackling dummy. Turned around and a flying velociraptor sailed through the air and pounced on me.
He’s very pleased. I am. . . Less pleased.
He’s very pleased. I am. . . Less pleased.
January 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oh good. Jaws has learned to use me as a tackling dummy. Turned around and a flying velociraptor sailed through the air and pounced on me.
He’s very pleased. I am. . . Less pleased.
He’s very pleased. I am. . . Less pleased.
If this was the Great British Bake Off, I’d go home based on presentation. Since it’s not, I’m pretty pumped with my first ever Pasta Flora.
December 28, 2024 at 8:26 PM
If this was the Great British Bake Off, I’d go home based on presentation. Since it’s not, I’m pretty pumped with my first ever Pasta Flora.
Oooo! Look it’s my employer AND that percentage of folks in my life who try to convince me I can “think positively” as a way to “fix” myself.
December 26, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Oooo! Look it’s my employer AND that percentage of folks in my life who try to convince me I can “think positively” as a way to “fix” myself.
Jurassic Bark grabbed his toy from Santa, wrapping paper and all, and zoomed off. I grabbed the paper before it could be eaten. He played with his new toys for hours. Then he fell asleep on me.
We do not deserve dogs.
We do not deserve dogs.
a group of peanuts characters singing merry christmas while standing in front of a christmas tree
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media.tenor.com
December 26, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Jurassic Bark grabbed his toy from Santa, wrapping paper and all, and zoomed off. I grabbed the paper before it could be eaten. He played with his new toys for hours. Then he fell asleep on me.
We do not deserve dogs.
We do not deserve dogs.
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Merry Christmas to all
December 25, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Merry Christmas to all
*of the last week (At least that’s what I’m telling myself)
Have to admit that my cookie and pie diet of the last week is not working out
December 26, 2024 at 6:10 AM
*of the last week (At least that’s what I’m telling myself)
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