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Jonathan 🍉🌻
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JD Vance killed the pope. All the homies are saying it.
April 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Season #7 kicks off now! What can we say, but that we’re feeling pretty lucky 🎰🎰🎰

Thank you to @aildarie.bsky.social for capturing this video of our tifo up on the board!
March 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Happy International Women’s Day to the women of the Riot! We are better for your presence, work, support, and leadership. You inspire us daily!
March 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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In advance of the season starting tomorrow, please see the attached statement.

While diversity and inclusion are under attack, and some would erase those they fear, it is essential soccer clubs and leagues reaffirm their commitment to making soccer available to everyone.
March 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Democrats should be hosting daily press briefings on the Capital stairs about what they are doing to stop the tyranny. But they’re sitting on their fucking thumbs.
February 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Please join us for our annual pre-season Reedy River Riot mixer! Come hang out, meet fellow @gvltriumph.bsky.social fans, soccer lovers, and support a good cause. We will be set up outside by the trail collecting donations for Lucky Pup, and you can round up your tab to donate! 🍻🐶
February 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Want to learn more about the General Strike? Here’s our Welcome Packet. We’re so happy you’re here! #USprotests

docs.google.com/presentation...
GSUS Welcome Packet
The Packet Welcome to the resource hub for everything GSUS They came down on us because we had a grass-roots, real people's revolution, complete with the programs, complete with the unity, complete wi...
docs.google.com
February 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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🚨 JD Vance is now laying the groundwork to undo the separation of powers.

This is extremely dangerous.
February 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The election was tampered with and I’m tired of pretending like it wasn’t.
Fascinating: “Cyber-security experts across America are raising the alarm of wide-scale election fraud securing Trump’s victory — and the data is compelling.” open.substack.com/pub/planetcr...
Cyber-Security Experts Warn Election Was Hacked
'Musk is guilty as fuck'
open.substack.com
February 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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USAID’s website has been deleted, all that is left is a note saying all personnel are now on administrative leave and personnel outside the US are to be brought home. Completely illegal, no act of congress or even executive order was signed to dismantle the agency
February 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people
February 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
@hughhowey.com I never should have doubted you. The ending of Silo season 2 was perfection.
January 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Between the shutdown, the drones, and them perp walking Luigi like he’s the goddamn Joker, I think it’s clear the writers are officially out of ideas and are just grabbing whatever was left in the cutting room floor.
December 20, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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i see this kind of stuff all of the time now and i find it so enraging from a “show some basic social propriety” standpoint.
guy with a “fuck your feelings” shirt at the elementary school band concert. like what do you even do with that
December 18, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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First poster for ‘INVINCIBLE’ Season 3

Releasing February 6 on Prime Video.
December 5, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Enjoying the last few weeks of a dead gym before the chaos in January begins.
December 3, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Why can’t I have nice things, Titans?
December 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Cheering for your team to tank is a loser mentality.
November 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Tom Brady has to be drunk, right?
November 28, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Refs are completely fucking the Titans this game.
November 17, 2024 at 7:01 PM
You know, I was trying really hard to dissociate from politics after last week, but today’s news has been fucking horrifying.

We are absolutely, unequivocally, fucked.
November 14, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I’m so fucking tired of losing to Omaha.
November 10, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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There is a special curse for SF writers. Not ‘interesting times’ but ‘may you live to see the future you wrote about.’
November 9, 2024 at 4:03 PM