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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct
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Elven Vampire || Mist Wanderer || Cautionary Tale About Rooming With Strahd

Ravenloft parody RP account 🦇❤️
👀👀 That’s a fascinating plot in a deceptively cute package, and now I’m terrified of ever meeting one
It's time for something I haven't done in a long time - a Ravenloft monster review. Guess what today's monster is

Rating: 👻👻👻👻👻

#dnd #ravenloft #monsters
February 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Hold fast, my friends - a little more sunlight fits into each day. The dark season won’t last forever 💛
February 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Plant nerds rejoice - Putricia the corpse flower is blooming in Sydney!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mryl...
Corpse Flower livestream: A plant to die for
YouTube video by Botanic Gardens of Sydney
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Remember: your intake of Awful Shit should be consensual. If you need to pause or look away for your mental health that's OK. And remember our comrades who don't always have the privilege of looking away. It's for them - and us - all of us - that we keep going.

<3
January 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The Wolf Moon rises tonight... 🌕🐺

Named by Native Americans for wolves howling in the depths of winter, January's full moon was also called the 'Ice Moon' and 'Moon after Yule' in Europe.

Look out for Mars glowing close by, its brightest in two years.

Moonrise: 15:13*
January 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pros of vampire strength: able to shovel the driveways of ten men!

Cons of vampire strength: has to shovel the driveways of ten men…
January 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Savra’s just informed me that the internet has dubbed me “scrunkly”

I don’t know what this means and at this point I’m afraid to ask
January 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Over the Garden Wall, I’ve got *essays* about that one ready to deploy
Carnivale, hands down
January 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Happy new year to all you beautiful spooky people!
January 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
[emerges covered in tinsel and shreds of wrapping paper, with a haunted look in the eye]

Someone get me healing potions and a better sword. Christmas preparation is….. a higher CR than I anticipated.
December 23, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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I wrote this about my cat. 🐈‍⬛ #authorsky #horrorsky
December 19, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Every time, every time I visit Castle Ravenloft, I leave with cobwebs in my hair!

For Strahdmas I’m getting the man a bulk pack of swiffers.
December 16, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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*slaps roof of Castle Ravenloft*

This baby can hold so much trauma
December 14, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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Same
I'm not a bite risk.
I'm a bite guarantee.
December 9, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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It's that time of year again...
Lich playing the Switch.
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I don't actually know if dunking the tea bag in the water a few times does anything. I just want to feel included in the process, you know?
December 2, 2024 at 5:35 PM
November 28, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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If you're making black pudding for Thanksgiving I'm happy to lick the beaters, just saying 🧛🏻‍♂️
November 28, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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More Strahd art. This villain has been in my head for four years worth of dming. I can hear his snide voice in my head nonstop now.
#curseofstrahd #dnd #art #Strahdvonzarovich #dracula
November 25, 2024 at 2:55 PM
It’s Fangsgiving this week everyone! Remember now is the time to move your poultrygeist into the fridge to thaw, and if you like your cranberry bog mummies fresh, go ahead and dig them out of the muck by tomorrow.
November 26, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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🧛 I am Old I am The Dirt 🧛
November 25, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Post you from a different era
November 22, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Listen, I know garlic isn’t great for vampires, but I’m almost 800 years old now! Surely I can handle just a taste, right?
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
[opens coffin]

[checks calendar]

It's been HOW LONG!?

Morninglord on high, you lie down for five minutes and the next thing you know, eighteen months have gone by...
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM