Celebrating Beaujolais Nouveau Day at The Magpie, with wine and charcuterie and some fantastic yakitori-style mushrooms and some pretty good other small treats
Celebrating Beaujolais Nouveau Day at The Magpie, with wine and charcuterie and some fantastic yakitori-style mushrooms and some pretty good other small treats
Me to another instructor: “I haven’t tried this since I lost my big muscles, so…we’ll see how it goes!”
A student, quietly to the other instructor: “how big did her muscles used to be?!”
Me to another instructor: “I haven’t tried this since I lost my big muscles, so…we’ll see how it goes!”
A student, quietly to the other instructor: “how big did her muscles used to be?!”
*Man at the other end of the aisle sees me, we lock eyes for a moment, then I watch as his gaze visibly drifts downward to my chest*
*Man at the other end of the aisle sees me, we lock eyes for a moment, then I watch as his gaze visibly drifts downward to my chest*
Nice
Nice
“Hi there, this is Sabrina calling from Blue Cross Blue Shield on behalf of Signa Health, is this Mr Ja…Jamiza Dar?”
“This is Jamiza”
“This is Mr Jamiza Dar?”
“This is Jamiza Dar”
“Hi there, this is Sabrina calling from Blue Cross Blue Shield on behalf of Signa Health, is this Mr Ja…Jamiza Dar?”
“This is Jamiza”
“This is Mr Jamiza Dar?”
“This is Jamiza Dar”
“Why do I have some random boy’s bathroom selfie saved in my photos?”
*beat*
*beat*
“Oh riiiiiiiiight…”
“Why do I have some random boy’s bathroom selfie saved in my photos?”
*beat*
*beat*
“Oh riiiiiiiiight…”
These dudes really looked at America’s preeminent boogeyman and decided what his backstory needed was a litany of CRAAAAZY WOMEN
These dudes really looked at America’s preeminent boogeyman and decided what his backstory needed was a litany of CRAAAAZY WOMEN
Me, waiting to use the bathroom
Restaurant staff, squeezing past me: “Excuse me, ma’am; sorry to make you move”
Me, walking into the bathroom: “No problem!”
Me, waiting to use the bathroom
Restaurant staff, squeezing past me: “Excuse me, ma’am; sorry to make you move”
Me, walking into the bathroom: “No problem!”