Defund Musk.

Anyone else see the resemblance?

Can someone explain why it's just cats when I click on the "discover" tab? Is it me? Did I do this?

Survived Dry January and pretty pumped for Damp February.

In case you’re wondering how my winter is going, I have not ruled out tucking a used kleenex in the sleeve of my cardigan.

Remember Freedom Fries?

Every recipe ever: use the highest quality vanilla extract or the vanilla police will lock you up and throw away the key.
Me: settle down, kayleigh

what in the breaded fish stick is going on here

Find my iPhone, but for reading glasses.