Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social
Mid 30s internet based cryptid with a fascination for gay stuff. #freepalestine until Palestine is free. #BlackTransLivesMatter
TL;DR, I am in real danger of losing my housing if I can not make up the difference. Please even if you can’t donate, if you could share, it would help me immensely.
October 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
TL;DR, I am in real danger of losing my housing if I can not make up the difference. Please even if you can’t donate, if you could share, it would help me immensely.
You think I’m joking, don’t you?
September 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You think I’m joking, don’t you?
I should call him
September 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I should call him
And I know they’re just thrilled
August 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
And I know they’re just thrilled
Exactly!!
August 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Exactly!!
I am a Naomi smalls fan first, human being second.
August 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I am a Naomi smalls fan first, human being second.
Y’know what Miss Piggy? I will.
July 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Y’know what Miss Piggy? I will.
No one can convince me this isn’t a 30 rock parody movie
July 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
No one can convince me this isn’t a 30 rock parody movie
“Are you reading-“
“The Pitbull coffee table book? Of course I am.”
“The Pitbull coffee table book? Of course I am.”
June 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“Are you reading-“
“The Pitbull coffee table book? Of course I am.”
“The Pitbull coffee table book? Of course I am.”
One day, I’ll tell your story, because it deserves to be told in full. You had so much more to give this world and still 6 years on, I’ll still catch myself going to call you when something major happens. Forever, and I mean it 💕
May 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
One day, I’ll tell your story, because it deserves to be told in full. You had so much more to give this world and still 6 years on, I’ll still catch myself going to call you when something major happens. Forever, and I mean it 💕
This is violent. That’s the only way I can describe it.
April 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is violent. That’s the only way I can describe it.
“Hey Jamie do you feel like reliving your post-college years today?”
April 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“Hey Jamie do you feel like reliving your post-college years today?”
24 hrs apart, what must it be like to live inside her mind
April 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
24 hrs apart, what must it be like to live inside her mind
This lady and her nonsense is like 34% of why the world is why it is right now and that’s so funny
April 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This lady and her nonsense is like 34% of why the world is why it is right now and that’s so funny
2021 vs 2025, apparently a glass of water once and a while and some uninterrupted sleep does a body good (not to mention a full emotional upheaval and falling in love lmao)
March 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
2021 vs 2025, apparently a glass of water once and a while and some uninterrupted sleep does a body good (not to mention a full emotional upheaval and falling in love lmao)
Easy.
March 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Easy.
Yall know how to throw one heck of a party
March 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Yall know how to throw one heck of a party
New glasses come to me sooner 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
March 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
New glasses come to me sooner 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
Important to remember: I’m very good looking.
March 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Important to remember: I’m very good looking.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Just fell to my knees
March 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just fell to my knees
Ijbol
March 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ijbol