Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
banner
jamiefrickengib.bsky.social
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social
Mid 30s internet based cryptid with a fascination for gay stuff. #freepalestine until Palestine is free. #BlackTransLivesMatter
Pinned
Being a raver, especially a veteran one, and playing dumb about the existence of trans people is so funny like babe I know you danced beside about a dozen of the divas and dolls in a warehouse 25 years ago you just didn’t have the language to hate them yet.
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
seriously what the fuck do we do about this guy
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Charlie Kirk has been awfully silent about all of this
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
I’m never not thinking about Cynthia erivo’s version of no good deed. That will heal me
October 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Ariana Grande in that lie detector test:
Guys I don’t care about the fuckass sky my concerns are terrestrial and immediate
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Literally!!!!!
This is my dream extermination challenge
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
that's a nice little inside joke between close friends-with-a-rapport-built-from-literal-years-of-interacting-and-irl-hanging-out you've got there,

would be a shame if someone misread it entirely and interjected their draconian sense of morality before using their autism and sexuality as a shield,,
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I get guys in my store wearing plain black tshirts that simply say Balenciaga on it, and those shirts are in the range of 500 dollars, and I just need to know WHY
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
my friend Grace is the woman who stood up to the guy in the Nazi SS uniform in those viral videos youve probably seen- he broke her nose with a beer stein - please share & donate and give her a hand with medical expenses, recovery and potential expenses gofund.me/72cb1a415
Donate to Support UGA Student Assaulted by Nazi in Downtown Athens, organized by Alexandra Lang
Hello, My name is Grace Lang, and I am a 23 year old U… Alexandra Lang needs your support for Support UGA Student Assaulted by Nazi in Downtown Athens
gofund.me
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You did what
give it a rest dude. i've had queer friends since i was at least 5. i wrote under a gay black persona in a zine as a teen in the 60s. i've been the only straight dude in a queer performance art space & teased for it by the performer who i was there to support. i REALLY don't have time for yr BS.
October 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sketchy dude wearing a literal ed hardy shirt with a nasty moustache comes in with his girlfriend who doesn’t have ID, says “wtf dude do I look like someone with an underage girlfriend”

Took every bit of my self control not to answer honestly
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
Why has the sparkle emoji become the universal symbol for ai. Stop encroaching on my whimsy
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Sweetest Thing (2002)
in awe of the beauty and wonder inside this gas station bathroom
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
listen. you can have ‘we need to do something about men’s feelings of isolation!’ or you can have ‘men are biologically required to do friendship by calling each other racial slurs and joking about raping women.’ you can’t have both. at some point the call can only be coming from inside the house
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
George Floyd should still be here to celebrate his 52nd birthday. His life sparked a movement, and our fight for justice, accountability, and humanity continues. We’ll never stop saying his name.
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
A fun dynamic on this site is that as a post gets more and more favs the replies increasingly give the impression that there is a gas leak in peoples homes
met my wife on twitter and got a job on bluesky
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’m never not thinking about Cynthia erivo’s version of no good deed. That will heal me
October 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
0/200

Im a trans woman of color and disabled, and Im gonna get evicted if I don't make 200 in the next 24 hours. Im extremely desperate. If 20 people send 10 bucks, ill be covered.
Paypal: margaridamariabruxa@gmail.com

💸💕 🏳️‍⚧️🚨 Mutual aid #mutualaid #MAboost #transmutualaid #BIPOCMA #helpsky
October 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
TL;DR, I am in real danger of losing my housing if I can not make up the difference. Please even if you can’t donate, if you could share, it would help me immensely.
October 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
TL;DR, I am in real danger of losing my housing if I can not make up the difference. Please even if you can’t donate, if you could share, it would help me immensely.
October 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Reposted by Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
The ADL should do more to combat not just Defamation, but also Bigotry. The rising tide of antisemitism can only be defeated by an ABDL.
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM