James T Kelly
@jamestkelly.bsky.social
Copywriter, novelist, storyteller. Epic fantasy novels, Branwell Brontë’s life and work, and stories of your favourite Dune games.
Lives in Norwich with his wife, two daughters, and his pet peeves.
Books: https://books2read.com/ap/nAG5ay/James-T-Kelly
Lives in Norwich with his wife, two daughters, and his pet peeves.
Books: https://books2read.com/ap/nAG5ay/James-T-Kelly
I was so surprised to find out a lot of people hate Star Trek: Generations. It’s absolutely got its flaws, but it’s always been my favourite Star Trek film.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I was so surprised to find out a lot of people hate Star Trek: Generations. It’s absolutely got its flaws, but it’s always been my favourite Star Trek film.
Some days that seems more fantastical than the spaceships.
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Some days that seems more fantastical than the spaceships.
Someone is using ChatGPT to count the number of times he’s masturbated.
![A screenshot of a “conversation” with ChatGPT. It reads as follows:
User: I had my vasectomy. Now I need 30 ejaculations in 3 month. Whenever I write [water splash emoji] count one
up. Answer with the current sum, the percentage of ejaculations done, the current date and the percentage of time used. Also answer with an aproximate chance to still get kids. Nothing else, just what I said.
ChatGPT: 0/30 - 0%
2025-09-05
0% time used
~20% chance of still being fertile
User: [Water splash emoji]
ChatGPT: 1 / 30 - 3%
2025-09-05
0% time used
~20% chance of still being fertile](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uubcnuulsqdwwckblpn6tvxt/bafkreigp4pu5sbraajeunt6kj5pm5o6icoqlfbvd5ipqypm67f42anrh34@jpeg)
September 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Someone is using ChatGPT to count the number of times he’s masturbated.
Downloaded Ecosia to give it a go and got this on the same page.
September 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Downloaded Ecosia to give it a go and got this on the same page.
AI bros: Marketers are cooked!
OpenAI:
OpenAI:
September 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
AI bros: Marketers are cooked!
OpenAI:
OpenAI:
Anyone else at their most creative when they’re meant to be doing something else?
August 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Anyone else at their most creative when they’re meant to be doing something else?
What do you think of personalisation FNAME ELSE friend?
Great idea? A mistaek waiting to happen? Phoney marketing bollocks?
Great idea? A mistaek waiting to happen? Phoney marketing bollocks?
August 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
What do you think of personalisation FNAME ELSE friend?
Great idea? A mistaek waiting to happen? Phoney marketing bollocks?
Great idea? A mistaek waiting to happen? Phoney marketing bollocks?
Well that’s disappointing.
March 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Well that’s disappointing.
In my defence, I needed more guns and jump generators to make some more Exodite Silken Wardens.
February 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
In my defence, I needed more guns and jump generators to make some more Exodite Silken Wardens.
I tried. But I didn’t quite manage to keep clear of release day in the end.
February 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I tried. But I didn’t quite manage to keep clear of release day in the end.
That moment when you realise the puppet has green stripes. Just like the green screen...
February 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
That moment when you realise the puppet has green stripes. Just like the green screen...
January 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Hello there. If you like books, maybe I've written one you'd like. Epic fantasy filled with sinister Faerie creatures? The Life and Work of Branwell Brontë? Interviews with the creators of your favourite classic Dune games? Find something you'd like at jamestkelly.com
December 31, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Hello there. If you like books, maybe I've written one you'd like. Epic fantasy filled with sinister Faerie creatures? The Life and Work of Branwell Brontë? Interviews with the creators of your favourite classic Dune games? Find something you'd like at jamestkelly.com
Really surprised that the new Avatar model didn’t even make the top 10 in GW’s Miniature of the Year vote. Look at this fella and tell me he’s not a looker.
December 31, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Really surprised that the new Avatar model didn’t even make the top 10 in GW’s Miniature of the Year vote. Look at this fella and tell me he’s not a looker.
Social media really is like putting your hand in a box and hoping you’ll find flowers and not turds.
December 28, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Social media really is like putting your hand in a box and hoping you’ll find flowers and not turds.
Those Aeldari reveals are incredible. GW’s knocked it out of the park with those Phoenix Lords! Just need Karandras, Yriel, Vyper, and Falcon kits updated and that’s a full house.
November 25, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Those Aeldari reveals are incredible. GW’s knocked it out of the park with those Phoenix Lords! Just need Karandras, Yriel, Vyper, and Falcon kits updated and that’s a full house.
Users: Putting the charging port on the underside of a mouse is the stupidest design choice ever.
Apple: Hold my beer.
Apple: Hold my beer.
October 29, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Users: Putting the charging port on the underside of a mouse is the stupidest design choice ever.
Apple: Hold my beer.
Apple: Hold my beer.
That is one weird smoothie.
October 28, 2024 at 11:59 AM
That is one weird smoothie.
Just got an email from Games Workshop about their 49th anniversary merch bundle. I was talking myself into it until I saw the price.
Not saying this stuff isn’t worth it, it’s just that I can get a lot of minis for that price instead.
Not saying this stuff isn’t worth it, it’s just that I can get a lot of minis for that price instead.
October 13, 2023 at 1:39 PM
Just got an email from Games Workshop about their 49th anniversary merch bundle. I was talking myself into it until I saw the price.
Not saying this stuff isn’t worth it, it’s just that I can get a lot of minis for that price instead.
Not saying this stuff isn’t worth it, it’s just that I can get a lot of minis for that price instead.
Leto II, God Emperor of Dune, in his Victorian phase.
October 10, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Leto II, God Emperor of Dune, in his Victorian phase.