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James
@jamestallon.bsky.social
Man, have I been through some shit…
Packers, Red Wings, F1, video games, fatherhood, Midwest, Russell/Norris/Yuki, etc, etc…
(He/Him)
But then left the room temp a bit high…
The sort of display you get when Madame Tussaud’s let’s the work experience kid have a go
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Landooooooooo!!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Very thankful to be privileged enough to build our dream house on family land in the country and share thanksgiving with my wife and kids and our families.
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just moved from one house to another house today and my spine is fuuuuuuuucked.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
@byjbh.bsky.social uninstall old tweetdeck if you’re using it. Twitter is suspending accounts using it. Got mine nuked.
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@nolanbianchi.bsky.social I’m assuming you know you were hacked on twitter, right?
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Live look at Tucker Kraft
a car is driving down a snowy road with a snow plow in the background .
ALT: a car is driving down a snowy road with a snow plow in the background .
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m so glad things are going well for the much maligned Los Angeles Dodgers.
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Above. Average. Joes.
October 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Reposted by James
You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.
September 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Somebody wake up Carlos Sainz, he just got 3rd place!
September 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Lando, noooooo
August 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Slightly diminish a band

Nine Inch Press on Nails
August 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I’m trying to unload a Kindle Scribe with the Amazon Fabric cover and both Basic and Premiums pens. Please consider it. We were hit with some unexpected expenses in my life and we could use the cash!

swappa.com/listing/view...
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August 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In 1985 I went to Road America with my dad, walked down pit row, got separated, saw him across a group of people, and cut right through the middle of that group. The group of people were reporters interviewing Paul Newman and I banged right into him. He tousled my hair and helped me get through.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
One of these nights I'm gonna accidentally take my ADHD med before bed and ruin like 3 days of my life.
July 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Am I brave enough to tell the guy who threw some trash in the grass to pick it up? No, I'm not.

Am I mature enough not to laugh at him when he opened the trunk of his SUV and his big bottle of bourbon rolled out onto the ground and smashed? Also, no.
July 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Finally didn’t fuck up a t-bone. Thanks Meater Pro!
July 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
@brad.westness.cc Finally have all the major hardware picked out for the house. Heat pumped all the things. Heat pump ac/heat. Heat pump water heater. Heat pump washer/dryer. Nothing left for me to pump!
June 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It’s like that scene in The Matrix where Mouse is telling people that Neo and Morpheus are fighting but the fight is actually just Kip and Napoleon having the slap fight.
June 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
God Piastri is so good for being so young. It wouldn’t surprise me to find out in a decade that he’s also a protege of Hannibal Lecter.
June 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Sad beige lesbian mom
Target's bold "Pride" collection this year features a colorless hoodie with the words "Out Loud & Proud" written teeny tiny only the string.
May 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
That’s one way to win a game, @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social
May 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Few things better than being told “you’re a good dad” by a stranger at the grocery store.

Kinda weird though cuz I didn’t have my kids with me.
April 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM