Mr Lars Ulpoor
@jameshatfield.bsky.social
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‘Where’s your fucking poppy?’
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
‘Where’s your fucking poppy?’
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‘You boy, where’s your fucking poppy?’
November 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
‘You boy, where’s your fucking poppy?’
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Happy birthday Bruce Springsteen - one of the greats.
September 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Happy birthday Bruce Springsteen - one of the greats.
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Happy Birthday Bruce Springsteen 🥳
September 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Happy Birthday Bruce Springsteen 🥳
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The kid who offed Kirk was a Republican, T. Streets are saying inside job.
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The kid who offed Kirk was a Republican, T. Streets are saying inside job.
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Nothing better than an awful waxwork. Please enjoy.
June 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Nothing better than an awful waxwork. Please enjoy.
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Shakespeare walks into a bar.
Shakespeare: I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
Barman: You’re bard.
Shakespeare: I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
Barman: You’re bard.
April 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Shakespeare walks into a bar.
Shakespeare: I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
Barman: You’re bard.
Shakespeare: I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
Barman: You’re bard.
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On this day 1959: The Dalai Lama flees Tibet and is granted political asylum in India.
March 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
On this day 1959: The Dalai Lama flees Tibet and is granted political asylum in India.
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As my mother always says: ‘There’s enough blue in the sky to make a pair of sailor’s pyjamas’. And as I always say: ‘Can’t see a cloud in the cunt’ 🌞🩵👍
March 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
As my mother always says: ‘There’s enough blue in the sky to make a pair of sailor’s pyjamas’. And as I always say: ‘Can’t see a cloud in the cunt’ 🌞🩵👍
So glad they feel this way.😂
"Super Bowl, it's-a no football. They use hands. Stupid-a fucking game."
February 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So glad they feel this way.😂
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Don’t forget to hang up your transfer-deadline-day eve shin pads for Father Odemwingie.
February 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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64 today. Happy birthday Peter Beardsley.
January 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
64 today. Happy birthday Peter Beardsley.
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We should send Chrissy over to Syria, Ton'. Lotta money to be made in Damascus.
Plus he gotta lay low anyhow after the UnitedHealth you-know-what.
Plus he gotta lay low anyhow after the UnitedHealth you-know-what.
December 8, 2024 at 9:18 PM
We should send Chrissy over to Syria, Ton'. Lotta money to be made in Damascus.
Plus he gotta lay low anyhow after the UnitedHealth you-know-what.
Plus he gotta lay low anyhow after the UnitedHealth you-know-what.
And Fulham👏😂👏 and hopefully Spurs. Those Gooners thinking they can just walk in and take over when City go through a disaster.😂
Well done Palace.🥳 that makes the postponed #MerseysideDerby easier to take even though I'm glad it was off cos of MacAllister's suspension. We really needed him for today.
December 8, 2024 at 5:40 PM
And Fulham👏😂👏 and hopefully Spurs. Those Gooners thinking they can just walk in and take over when City go through a disaster.😂
😂 John's an American treasure
Well there are a lot of dumb fucks on Bluesky just like twiiter.
December 8, 2024 at 5:36 PM
😂 John's an American treasure
Well done Palace.🥳 that makes the postponed #MerseysideDerby easier to take even though I'm glad it was off cos of MacAllister's suspension. We really needed him for today.
December 7, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Well done Palace.🥳 that makes the postponed #MerseysideDerby easier to take even though I'm glad it was off cos of MacAllister's suspension. We really needed him for today.
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December 7, 2024 at 3:52 PM
The racists on Twitter/x are throwing their remotes at the telly tonight.🍷 #latelatetoyshow
December 6, 2024 at 11:39 PM
The racists on Twitter/x are throwing their remotes at the telly tonight.🍷 #latelatetoyshow
Brian Og future #latelatetoyshow presenter
December 6, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Brian Og future #latelatetoyshow presenter
The #latelatetoyshow is on till 1 am! Never been on that late before. Adult toy show after 12 wha?
December 6, 2024 at 10:05 PM
The #latelatetoyshow is on till 1 am! Never been on that late before. Adult toy show after 12 wha?
Ah no, Joe.☎️ poor Dickie Rock.😥
December 6, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Ah no, Joe.☎️ poor Dickie Rock.😥
Back when a youthful Kim Jong Il lived in Coventry.
November 30, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Back when a youthful Kim Jong Il lived in Coventry.
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