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James Greene, Jr.
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author // "This Music Leaves Stains" // "Brave Punk World" // "A Convenient Parallel Dimension" // Coming in 2025: "Magnum Opus: The Unbelievable 15 Year Saga of Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy"
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it's happening more often than you think
The Mamdani meme generator thing and it says "BREAKFAST FOR DINNER?"
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Happy birthday to my beautiful mother. This is my favorite picture of us together.
Faded orangey photo of me as a toddler sitting in one of those bouncy horse things with a cowboy hat on. Mom is bending down to stand kinda next to me. She is wearing a plaid skirt and a Donna Reed sweater. This photo was probably taken in 1980 or 1981.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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We took a family trip to Spirit Halloween before it vanishes into the mist for another year. Jason was not exactly bowled over by the giant mutant sewer rat.
Picture of a giant mutant sewer rat at Spirit Halloween and my son Jason looking at it from his wheelchair. His expression is very bored. I am standing next to him in an LL Cool J shirt.
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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GUESS WHO GOT A WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE CAR? WE DID!

Thank you to everyone who donated / spread the word about our GFM. We couldn't have done with without you!

We'd still like to reach our goal to cover the legal costs re: guardianship, so plz keep sharing! TYVM!!!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ta...
Our sliver wheelchair accessible Kia sticking a little ways out of our garage on an overcast day. The garage doesn't look too cluttered from this angle. The rear of the Kia with the ramp down and Jason inside. The car is still partially in the garage. A shot of Jason inside the car in his wheelchair, locked into place and ready for adventure.
November 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Good evening from our TROLL 2 party!
A kitchen table bathed in green light. Hanging on the window behind it is a sign that says WELCOME TO NILBOG. The table has some of the food featured in the movie, like the WELCOME cake and the corn with green crap on it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Happy birthday to Annie Potts, who we love to watch in "Flatbed Annie & Sweetiepie: Lady Truckers."
A young Annie Potts behind the wheel of a big rig, looking very determined.
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Halloween is nigh. Why don't you celebrate by checking out these spooky books by yours truly? Gasp at the horror of New Jersey's most litigious punk band! Scream in agony over the lost versions of Ghostbusters 3! These books are available where ever witches have bubbling cauldrons!
The covers of "This Music Leaves Stains: The Complete Story of The Misfits" and "A Convenient Parallel Dimension: How Ghostbusters Slimed Us Forever" superimposed over an image of a jack-o-lantern.
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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RIP to June Lockhart, the mom from "Lassie" and "Lost in Space" who was also a huge Bowie freak (according to her co-star Bill Mumy).
Bill Mumy quote from a 2019 interview: "June is such an interesting character. She is, without a doubt, one of the smartest people I've ever met in my life. She is truly a rock & roll goddess. I swear to god. She lives for rock n' roll. In the Eighties, she carried a picture of one person in her wallet and it was David Bowie."
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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You guys seen the new White House? I like how there's parking up front now. And they kept some of Jackie Kennedy's garden.
An aerial view of a really big McDonald's that kinda looks like a fucked up parking garage.
October 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Can we get a little love for THE WARLOCK, the tricked out party van featured in "Rock n' Roll High School?"
Vince Van Patten standing next to a red van called THE WARLOCK with an airbrushed medieval figure on the side. Vince Van Patten inside THE WARLOCK. It has a telephone and what looks to be a grotto.
October 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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This week marks the 30th anniversary of the extremely underrated Anthrax album "Stomp 442." The next time you hear someone whining about how bad Metallica and Megadeth got in the '90s, put this shit on and drown them the fuck out.
The cover of "Stomp 442" by Anthrax. It's like this big ball of trash and there's a tiny naked man next to it for scale.
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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RIP to the Space Man. Thank you for the rock n' roll.
Black and white photo of founding KISS guitarist Ace Frehley in 1974.
October 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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ATTN FANS OF ROCK MUSIC BOOKS

Due to circumstances beyond my control, my book MAGNUM OPUS (which is about the strange, twisted journey of GNR's "Chinese Democracy") will now be published on 1/8/26.

Here is a handy little flyer to help you remember. Ask your local book store to order it ASAP!
This is a flyer for the book MAGNUM OPUS: THE UNBELIEVABLE 15 YEAR SAGA OF GUNS N' ROSES' CHINESE DEMOCRACY that features the cover of the book and text that reads: "Finally, the full story behind Chiense Democracy in one amazing book! Being unleashed January 8th, 2026" but there are also all the old dates above that crossed out in red because I think that's funny. It also says "If the fucking world still exists!" under the new date. "The Incidents! The Money! The Bucket! My friends, we cannot keep this a secret any longer..." There is also a quote at the top of the page that says "Raw and brutally honest storytelling behind Guns N' Roses' most turbulent record." That was the assessment of the NME's Laviea Thomas, who read an advanced copy.
October 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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They opened an Arby’s in Roku City? That’s it, man. We gotta get Trump outta office. 25th Amendment time.
Picture of Roku City with a big fat fucking Arby’s on the main strip.
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Somebody on reddit leaked these screenshots from an alleged restoration of the original Star Wars films Disney is working on right now. Their story is a little sus and there's lots of debate re: authenticity but I think these shots look pretty good, whatever they are.

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Screenshot from alleged official restoration of Star Wars (1977). It is a scene of the rebel troops in the beginning preparing their defense for Imperials boarding their ship. Screenshot from alleged official restoration of Star Wars (1977). It is a desert scene of R2-D2 and C-3PO. Screenshot from alleged official restoration of The Empire Strikes Back (1980). Princess Leia and Han Solo aboard the Millennium Falcon. Han is piloting the ship and Leia is behind him, tending to C-3PO but turning her head to look at whatever is going on outside the canopy window. Screenshot from alleged official restoration of Return of The Jedi (1983). It's an overhead shot of the Sarlacc Pit. Luke is fighting a bunch of dudes on an air boat with his green lightsaber.
October 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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This Canadian gem.
Poster for 1978 film "The Silent Partner" featuring Elliott Gould and Susannah York. There is a depiction of Santa Claus pointing a gun sandwiched between the large heads of Susannah and Elliott.
October 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Cover of "Mondo Bizarro" by the Ramones. Red background and the Ramones have been distorted like they are in a fun house mirror.
October 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I gotta admit, these new Taylor Swift lyrics are pretty great.
"Welcome to 1984, Are you ready for the Third World War? You too will meet the secret police, they'll draft you and they'll jail your niece! You'll go quietly to boot camp, they'll shoot you dead, make you a man, Don't worry, it's for a cause, feeding global corporations' claws."
October 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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My forthcoming book about one of history's most delayed albums has once again been delayed. Funny, right? Anyway, on Dec 4th you be able to purchase and read MAGNUM OPUS: THE UNBELIEVABLE 15 YEAR SAGA OF GUNS N' ROSES' CHINESE DEMOCRACY and if it gets delayed again I will jump off an oil tanker!
Cover of the book MAGNUM OPUS: THE UNBELIEVABLE 15 YEAR SAGA OF GUNS N' ROSES' CHINESE DEMOCRACY. The title is in big yellow letters above a red hued picture of Axl Rose and Buckethead.
October 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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"Well well well, not so easy to find a social media admin who doesn't suck shit, huh?"
Tom from Myspace in that famous picture where he's in an undershirt in front of a white board.
October 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Here's Jason in his new wheelchair! I know it's hard to tell, but he is much comfier and happier in this new one. This photo was taken today at the doctor's office. We were getting some paperwork taken care of for the guardianship process.

Donate to help Jason: www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ta...
Jason sitting in his wheelchair in a Flash t-shirt, looking at a fish tank to his left. He is also wearing Looney Tunes shorts.
October 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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They're making a sequel to the Simpsons movie.
That scene from Rise of Skywalker where they say "Somehow, Palpatine returned" but instead it says "Somehow, Bart Simpson's penis returned."
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Live shot of Trump in the Oval Office.
That guy in Austin Powers who kept saying, "I love GOLD." He is surrounded by gaudy looking gold shit.
September 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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We already know what happened to Amelia Earhart!
Image from the "Star Trek: Voyager" episode where Janeway and her crew discover Amelia Earhart on some far off planet.
September 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Don't forget this Must See TV™ classic!
Lea Thompson standing next to the "Caroline in The City" logo.
September 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM