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Shatterhand
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Chatting all things:
AVFC 🦁,
football ⚽️,
James Bond 🍸,
movies 🎬,
music 🎵,
games 🎮
TV shows 📺

Good vibes only.
No, I don’t know why I’m so adamant about this either!
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
And another thing… DIE HARD 2 is a Christmas Movie too! The baddies use boxed Christmas presents to smuggle weapons and equipment into the airport! It’s he busiest day at the airport because of the holidays. “I’ve got fucken reindeer flyin in from the North Pole.”
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Really, really poor from Martinez there.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I decided to start with Die Another Day. Oh boy, it really is the worst isn’t it?!

The only saving grace is that it packages all the worst bits of the franchise in one movie:

* Worst writing
* Worst plot
* Worst SFX
* Worst Bond Girl?
* Worst villain
* Worst henchman
* Worst direction
* Worst song
a man in a black turtleneck is standing in the water holding a sword .
ALT: a man in a black turtleneck is standing in the water holding a sword .
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October 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
He was superb today.
October 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m not panicking by any means, but this is the kind of thing you say when you’re bottom at Christmas…
September 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don’t think anyone has ever looked as good as Eva looks here:

Oh my days!
September 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
MASSIVE goal!

Trez put the impact in impact player!
July 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Tom Holland nor any of the other names mentioned this week are going to want to play the role for 20 years anyway so why bother really? We’ve seen Bond’s 00 origin in Casino Royale. Give it to Cavill or ATJ and have a Bond who is 3/4 years in and already established.
June 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM